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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Sure, but the place looks a bit chaotic...are you sure you have the energy? ;)
     
    rogue49, Apr 7, 2014
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  2. hamsterball

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    A little adult Organic Chemistry humor..

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    hamsterball, Apr 7, 2014
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  3. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    Borrowed this one from the great web comic 2-D glasses.

    An experiment was conducted in order to study the differences between programmers, engineers, and mathematicians. One programmer, one engineer, and one mathematician were all locked in separate classrooms for one week.
    Each classroom contained all of the normal things you’d find in a classroom: chalkboard, chalk, desks, etc.
    In addition to that each classroom contained water, one can of food (enough to feed a person for a week), but no can opener.

    At the end of the week, they opened the programmer’s door first.
    The programmer walked out.
    When they looked in the classroom they saw the can beat to hell, but opened.

    When they opened the engineer’s door, the engineer walked out.
    In the classroom were a bunch of equations and diagrams written on the board, one small dent in the can which was all that was required to open it.

    Lastly they opened the mathematician’s door.
    No one came out.
    They looked in and saw the mathematician laying dead on the floor, the can of food untouched, and a long series of equations on the chalkboard.
    But at the end of the equations was written the phrase: “A solution exists”.
     
    redravin, Apr 10, 2014
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    In honor of our latest scary bug...an explanation.
    BTW...don't change your password UNTIL the site you're changing it on confirms they've patched it, otherwise your efforts are moot.

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    TGIF for our IT security folks.
    To paraphrase Einstein, "Imagination is more important than Memory..."
     
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    rogue49, Apr 11, 2014
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Some say I'm Freudian...but actually, I'm Jung at heart. ;)


    But the other side of me says, "That's what you think..."
     
    rogue49, Apr 14, 2014
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    hamsterball, Apr 14, 2014
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  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Perspective...it's very important. ;)
    TGIF - Get your head on straight.
     
    rogue49, Apr 18, 2014
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Could be a repeat...but it's worth repeating.
    Besides, it's a cycle...isn't it? ;)
     
    rogue49, Apr 21, 2014
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    TGIF...now you have an excuse not to show up to work... ;)
     
    rogue49, Apr 25, 2014
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Did you see the damage in Arkansas??
    That's what happens when Weekends and Mondays meet...
     
    rogue49, Apr 28, 2014
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    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    engineer1.jpg
     
    hamsterball, Apr 28, 2014
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    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    hamsterball, Apr 29, 2014
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    You know, that's especially true...because the brightest stars are typically the ones that burn out the fastest.
    Most stars are class M (~75%), but this cannot be observed from the surface of Earth by the human eye.
    These would last trillions of years until burn out...but the Universe is supposedly less than 14 billion years old.
    (which doesn't add up according to my intuition...but we'll have that debate later)

    So next time you wish on a star...do it from a mapped M class star you know about but can't see...it will last a bit longer... ;)
     
    rogue49, Apr 30, 2014
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Beefcake for the ladies...you can see the strength of his theories. ;)
    TGIF
     
    rogue49, May 2, 2014
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    May your music make a match tonight,
    And your skilz pay for the eats & drinks.
    You can make both work...Happy Cinco De Mayo. :cool:
     
    rogue49, May 5, 2014
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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    TGIF...turn the light off when you leave... ;)
     
    rogue49, May 9, 2014
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Sunday nite...gotta get back to work tomorrow...
     
    rogue49, May 11, 2014
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    My harddrive is full.
    'nuff said.
     
    rogue49, May 17, 2014
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    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    Remember, if your hard drive stays full for more than 4 hours, seek immediate treatment.
     
    hamsterball, May 17, 2014
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  20. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Need a defrag...
     
    rogue49, May 17, 2014
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