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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. ANDREW SUTTONSMITH

    Andrew Suttonsmith New Member

    "Therefore, the less you know, the more you make."

    I'll remember that when negotiating a pay rise at work. I will assure them that I know absolutely nothing about my job and then sit back as the money rolls in!
     
    Andrew Suttonsmith, Feb 28, 2014
    #901
  2. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    hamsterball, Feb 28, 2014
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  3. fjmollot

    fjmollot Getting Tilted

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    fjmollot, Feb 28, 2014
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  4. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    hamsterball, Mar 1, 2014
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  5. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    hamsterball, Mar 2, 2014
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
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    My instinct is bad...so I take a shower everyday. :p
     
    rogue49, Mar 2, 2014
    #906
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  7. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    hamsterball, Mar 2, 2014
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
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    ...and ironically, I've been excused for a snow-day from my gig for the public schools, so I'm doing math. ;)
     
    rogue49, Mar 3, 2014
    #908
  9. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Location:
    The American Midwest
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    --- merged: Mar 6, 2014 at 9:52 AM ---
    One I learned from my first girlfriend:

    Camels Never Occur In Zoos. Every Camel Eats Hay In Golden Indian Colors.
    C-N-O-I-Z-E-C-E-H-I-G-I-C
    3-14-15-9-26-5-3-5-8-9-7-9-3
    3.141592653589793
    Pi to 15 decimal places.
     
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    Street Pattern, Mar 6, 2014
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
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    TGIF...going out and partying. My genes will rock. :cool:
     
    rogue49, Mar 7, 2014
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  11. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    hamsterball, Mar 9, 2014
    #911
  12. fjmollot

    fjmollot Getting Tilted

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    fjmollot, Mar 12, 2014
    #912
  13. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    hamsterball, Mar 12, 2014
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Smuts says if a male chimp is lusting,
    But girl finds him dull or disgusting,
    Then sexual coercion
    Can overcome her aversion
    And he'll reach his goal, namely: thrusting.




    Doncha just love biological psychological studies?? ;)
    (Smuts and Smuts 1993 - isbn:0120045222)
     
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    rogue49, Mar 13, 2014
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
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    TGIF...Have some Pi this weekend.
    Happy Pi Day. :cool:
     
    rogue49, Mar 14, 2014
    #915
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  16. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    In honor of Pi Day...

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    hamsterball, Mar 14, 2014
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Also, Happy Birthday to Albert Einstein. (135 and still looks the same as 10 years ago...you might know him, he's been in the media. ;))

    20 quotes some of which are funny.
    Enjoy :cool:


    "Why is it that nobody understands me, yet everybody likes me?"
    (I'll have to use that one some day...)
     
    rogue49, Mar 14, 2014
    #917
  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
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    Go Chlorophyll, save the world... ;)
    Going to get my Shamrock shake...Happy St. Patrick's Day.
     
    Last edited: Mar 17, 2014
    rogue49, Mar 17, 2014
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  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
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    The Past, The Present & The Future walk into a bar...​
    It was tense. :eek:​
     
    rogue49, Mar 20, 2014
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  20. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    hamsterball, Mar 20, 2014
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