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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Couldn't resist this one...

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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Dammit @hamsterball now I got that going thru my head... :confused:
     
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  3. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    I guess I'm clueless, because those syllables don't suggest any tune to me.
     
  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Well, as a hint, imagine if you had a bad romance with Lady Gaga... ;)
     
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  5. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Maxwell was notably bright
    Electronic laws he'd rewrite
    With equations galore
    He said, I need four
    And with that, E and M did unite


    Newton's equations reveal
    That falling is not a big deal
    Since except for the uneasy
    And just a bit queasy
    It's the stop at the bottom you feel
     
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  7. hamsterball

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  8. fjmollot

    fjmollot Getting Tilted

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  9. hamsterball

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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Except @hamsterball , strike that...reverse it...it's not likely the matter/energy that are the strings, but what it is within...I'll prove it someday... :cool:

    In the meantime, I have an excuse for my delay...
    TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR NOT DOING THE MATH HOMEWORK

    1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
    2. Isaac Newton's birthday.
    3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.
    4. I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.
    5. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged.
    6. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
    7. I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.
    8. I couldn't figure out whether i am the square of negative one or i is the square root of negative one.
    9. I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.
    10. I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it.

    So much time, so little to do...wait, strike that, reverse it.
    /obscure reference :D
     
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  11. hamsterball

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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    kick back... :cool:
     
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  13. hamsterball

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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    In honor of our recent weather...Meteorologists are the shit. :cool:
     
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  15. fjmollot

    fjmollot Getting Tilted

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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    TGIF...Keep it colorful. Me...I'm having lunch with Roy G. Biv ;)
     
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  17. hamsterball

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    Makes me remember my sordid past, where I memorized "Oh My, Such Great Apple Pie, Sweet As Sugar," to learn the lower molecular weight dicarboxylic acids (oxalic, malonic, succinic,glutaric, adipic, pimelic, suberic, azelaic, sebacic)

    And, make no mistake....I had to look those up. No way I remember this from scratch anymore
     
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  18. hamsterball

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  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    I thought this said "single cell orgasm" at first... :p
     
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  20. hamsterball

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