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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

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    Integral z-squared dz
    from 1 to the cube root of 3
    times the cosine
    of three pi over 9
    equals log of the cube root of 'e'.


    Someone told me I was average...I said that's just mean. ;)
     
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    I could have sworn the alt text for this was something about a dotted line stick figure for philosophy at both ends of the scale, but I can't find it now.
     
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    I've always loved this one...never seen the alt text one, that would be cool.
    IMHO, I think another alt would have the Math be a shadow to all of the others...it's a tool and they all use it. (oh well, the battle of the geeks continues...;))
     
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    No joke...Rawr! :cool:
     
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    Investigators at a major research institute have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium (Ad).
    The new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons, for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert.
    However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it came into contact.
    According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, viceneutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. In fact, an Administratium sample's mass will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes. This characteristic of moron promotion
    leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the "Critical Morass".
     
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    Have a vigorous Monday...but not too noisy. ;)
     
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    Maybe I've been reading too much about the dangerous side of chemistry lately, but I'd like to see aza variants of paradise. Hexaaza would make craps a hell of a lot more fun when paradise is lost.

    (would there be a big enough audience here to make a dangerous chemistry thread worthwhile?)
     
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    but it should... :cool:
    ("Dudette" for the ladies)
     
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    More than just profs see me this way...this is how I am during & after a day of work. :rolleyes:
     
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