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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Sometimes life is ambiguous...TGIF :cool:
     
    rogue49, Oct 25, 2013
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Is this an analogy for life or what??? :confused:
     
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    rogue49, Oct 28, 2013
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Science, making you snicker like a teen... ;)
     
    rogue49, Oct 30, 2013
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Oooo...a double double entendre...
    Think about it...TGIF :p
     
    rogue49, Nov 1, 2013
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    It's all in the perspective...
     
    rogue49, Nov 4, 2013
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Well, I know I feel vague & undetermined at work...but my boss' stupidity definitely exists and affects me even when I'm unaware of it. :confused:
     
    rogue49, Nov 6, 2013
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  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Yes, and they seem to make up most of the Universe... :rolleyes:
    TGIF
     
    rogue49, Nov 8, 2013
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Men...they're linear and they always try to compensate. ;)
     
    rogue49, Nov 12, 2013
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  9. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted

    Location:
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    Assuming my inductance calculations are right, you're going to have lumpy margaritas during solar minimums, but when flares happen you won't be able to taste much of anything. If you take the Lord's name in vain when your tongue gets shocked, you'd better hope that church floor is well insulated, otherwise the ground loop through the holy water is going to give you a nasty surprise when you go to bless yourself. The flux capacitor will function as an open wye because there's no potential for flow on I-95. The audience experience in the arena will likely be safe but extremely polarizing.
     
    MSD, Nov 12, 2013
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Don't hit me... :p
     
    rogue49, Nov 15, 2013
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  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    I feel ya... ;)
     
    rogue49, Nov 17, 2013
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    In honor of our discussion/debate in Tilted Life & Sexuality... :D
     
    rogue49, Nov 19, 2013
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Yep, this is me...I'm so focused alone...I jump out of my seat if someone starts talking :eek:
     
    rogue49, Nov 20, 2013
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Guess they toad us. :p
    TGIF
     
    rogue49, Nov 22, 2013
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Scientific discovery may not be better than sex, but the satisfaction lasts longer
    - Stephen Hawking


    What can I say, the man is a player. ;)
     
    rogue49, Nov 24, 2013
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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    "If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
    - Carl Sagan


    Top Chef :cool:
     
    rogue49, Nov 25, 2013
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    And in honor of upcoming Thankgiving...compare what will your vehicle's mpg is before AND after you stuff yourself? ;)
     
    rogue49, Nov 26, 2013
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    An exponentially functional constant... :cool:
     
    rogue49, Dec 1, 2013
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  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    All that glitters may not be gold, but at least it contains free electrons. ;)
     
    rogue49, Dec 3, 2013
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  20. fjmollot

    fjmollot Getting Tilted

    Mole problems? Call Avogadro: 6.023 E23
    --- merged: Dec 5, 2013 at 11:54 AM ---
    Q: What weapon can you make from the Chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron?
    A: KNiFe.
    --- merged: Dec 5, 2013 at 11:55 AM ---
    There is the joke about the homeopath who forgot to take his medicine and died of an overdose.
     
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    fjmollot, Dec 5, 2013
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