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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Just follow the formula... ;)
     
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  2. Lindy

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    Oh joy! Formulaic sex.:D
     
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    'nuff said. :rolleyes:
     
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    So true... :rolleyes:
     
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    feeling insane... :p
     
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  6. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Definitely the wave of the future, so to speak.
     
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  7. passthru

    passthru New Member

    The effect of dyslexia is even more descriptive if you read the full name "Large Hardon Collider".
     
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Thinking outside the box... ;)
     
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Here's a groaner in honor of Monday... :rolleyes:
     
  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Everything moved too fast this week...and lost my keys...
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  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    There was a biology student who was studying equilibrium in sea birds with a
    specific focus on terns. He proposed that giving measured doses of THC (from,
    of course, marijuana) and observing their flight patterns would give some
    insight to the problems of equilibrium in three dimensional space. This
    proposal being given in a more liberal era, the student got the funding. He
    filled out mountains of forms, set up a lab with a ready supply of terns, and
    proceeded on his way. After a year of diligent work, groveling monthly before
    the review committee to get his stipend, and living with drugged terns, he
    completed his study.

    With trembling hands, he delivered his 247-page report, complete with charts
    and graphs, to the review committee. The august body peruses his study, asking
    penetrating questions and reducing our student to jell-o. Finally, the
    department head rises. The light reflects off her steel rimmed glasses as she
    stares down at our student.

    "There is a lot of good work here," she says. "But we can't accept this report.
    You have detailed marvelously the effects of THC on terns but you forgot one
    essential step: you have no control group." Our student turns pale and says,
    "You don't mean..."

    "Yes. I'm afraid so. You left no tern unstoned."
     
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    May be Richard Feynman at his best, but we don't know...TGIF :cool:
    Link
     
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Oi, it's a Monday...I feel like a void.
     
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Occam's razor - proceed to the simpler theory...KISS ;)
     
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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Hurts so good... ;) And speaking of which, TGIF - enjoy your partying. :cool:
     
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Yep, and testosterone produces the repulsive effect...Hey Man! Whatcha doin' so close??? Sup? Stand off. :cool:
     
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  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    And with some profs...that's saying something. :rolleyes:
    Enjoy your weekend. TGIF
     
  20. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Never trust an atom...
    They make up everything.
     
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