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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    [​IMG]

    that's why they have engineers... ;)
     
    rogue49, May 8, 2013
    #581
  2. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Don't know if this one has been said (fuck, I might have said it since it's my favorite one, but I can't find it...)

    "Baby, if I was an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes"
     
    GeneticShift, May 8, 2013
    #582
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  3. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    I should add that to the t-shirt list. I registered on a site, just need to upload things now that do not violate the copyright/showing celebrities/etc rules.

    edit: this one just needs a basic but good graphic to go along with it. This might involve a bit of research.
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    Not surprisingly, the t-shirt has already been done in grand style. I fully expected as much with something that good.
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    This shirt caught my eye, this is something I would buy in a heartbeat.
    --- merged: May 8, 2013 at 11:46 AM ---
    One more thing and I am done, and this is actually on-topic as well. I love this shirt.
     
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    Speed_Gibson, May 8, 2013
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    [​IMG]
     
    rogue49, May 9, 2013
    #584
  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    You know, I've been leaving out more abstract sciences...but they are sciences none-the-less.
    So in honor of diversity and equal humor I'll be trying to get in more fields, philosophy, psychology, anthropology, etc...

    And since we're having a nice debate in Politics & Economy about systems and philosophy...;)
    [​IMG]
     
    rogue49, May 10, 2013
    #585
  6. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    I get some of those, and I feel like an incredible nerd for it.
     
    Shadowex3, May 10, 2013
    #586
  7. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
    science 2.jpg
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    science 1.jpg
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    jung.jpg
     
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    hamsterball, May 10, 2013
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    [​IMG]

    yo mama is so...
     
    rogue49, May 11, 2013
    #588
  9. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
    science 4.jpg
     
    hamsterball, May 11, 2013
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    [​IMG]
     
    rogue49, May 12, 2013
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  11. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
    science 5.jpg
     
    hamsterball, May 12, 2013
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

    A magician pulls rabbits out of hats, whereas a psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
     
    rogue49, May 13, 2013
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  13. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    Shadowex3, May 13, 2013
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  14. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
    science 6.jpg
     
    hamsterball, May 13, 2013
    #594
  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    A man was walking in the street one day when he was brutally beaten and robbed.

    As he lay unconscious and bleeding, a psychologist, who happens to be passing by,
    rushes up to him and exclaims... "My God! Whoever did this really needs help!"
     
    rogue49, May 14, 2013
    #595
  16. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
    science 7.jpg
     
    hamsterball, May 14, 2013
    #596
  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    Johnny was paying his way through college by waitering in a restaurant...

    "What's the usual tip?" asked a customer.

    "Well," said Johnny, "this is my first day...
    but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I'd be doing great."

    "Is that so?" growled the customer. "In that case, here's twenty dollars."

    "Thanks! I'll put it in my college fund," Johnny said.

    "By the way, what are you studying??" asked the customer.

    "Applied psychology."
     
    rogue49, May 15, 2013
    #597
  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
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    archaeology...because THAT is where all the money is... :D
     
    rogue49, May 16, 2013
    #598
  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    TGIF
     
    rogue49, May 17, 2013
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  20. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    Sometimes, it a LOT greater!
     
    hamsterball, May 17, 2013
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