Adult Science Jokes

yep, me too...

 

I need coffee...

 

look more like an orgy to me...


(well, this IS "adult" science jokes. )

 

yeah, I need to get out more...

 

I know, too adult...where's a cymbal around when you need one.

 

yeah, I feel like this work sometimes...we need feedback folks!!

 

THE MAGIC OF STATISTICS

The statistician spends his days,
In figuring out the many ways,
In which a standard error can,
Enclose by bars the average man.
And having thus imprisoned him,
Perhaps at some researcher's whim,
Can with the same chicanery,
Enlarge the bars and set him free.
Or better yet, within the sample,
Locate some points with girth so ample,
That if by "choice" they were discarded,
Man and hypothesis are safeguarded.

 

REPLYING TO AN INVITATION TO A SCIENTIST’S BALL

• Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.
• Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.
• Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought.
• Ampere was worried he wasn’t up to current research.
• Ohm resisted the idea at first.
• Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
• Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience.
• Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam.
• Stephenson thought the whole idea was loco.
• Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.
• Dr Jekyll declined — he hadn’t been feeling himself lately.
• Morse’s reply: “I’ll be there on the dot. Can’t stop now must dash.”
• Heisenberg was uncertain if he could make it.
• Hertz said in the future he planned to attend with greater frequency.
• Henry begged off due to a low capacity for alcohol.
• Audobon said he’d have to wing it.
• Hawking said he’d try to string enough time together to make a space in his schedule.
• Darwin said he’d have to see what evolved.
• Schrodinger had to take his cat to the vet, or did he?
• Mendel said he’d put some things together and see what came out.
• Descartes said he’d think about it.
• Newton was moved to attend.
• Pavlov was drooling at the thought.
• Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic personality.
• JP Clark & Siegfried the Deerslayer Wanna-Be

Hope to be invited next year, I think I can take it to a new dimension...

 

stop the ride, I'm trying to get off...

 

Well, this IS rocket science, you know... (for laypeople)

 

gotta love those names...

 

A friend of mine is a violin maker. His violins sell in the $8K to $11K range, and yes, he's actually sold a couple of dozen. He says that making a fine violin isn't rocket science. It's more complicated.

 

cellular level advise...

 

I've got one...

 

What's the answer to it all??

 

math made easy...