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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    rogue49, Dec 4, 2012
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    rogue49, Dec 5, 2012
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Does this neutron make my mass look big??

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    rogue49, Dec 7, 2012
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Definitely sexy... ;)
     
    rogue49, Dec 8, 2012
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  5. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted

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    The poor guy on the couch just wanted someone to co-occupy his p orbital.
     
    MSD, Dec 9, 2012
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    What happened, Neanderthal,
    How did you lose it all
    In your dating scene,
    Were the better ones keen
    On the human who could out-chase you all?

    Neanderthal/Sapiens sex...
    It's an issue that's sure to perplex,
    Did the children survive
    Progeny to derive
    Diversity's modern context?

    Our prominent eyebrow ridges
    May point to anthropological bridges
    Between Neanderthal
    And Homo sapiens all...
    The meeting of macros and midges!

    Extinction of Neanderthal
    May not be about sex at all...
    If a dude gets no dates
    Progeny have sealed fates,
    Then survival of a species will fall.

    A Neanderthal genome's been plotted
    And some sim'larities have been spotted...
    Though "human" by name
    We're 99.5% the same,
    So who might with whom be spotted?

    ---J. Caswell
     
    rogue49, Dec 10, 2012
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  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    It also lives in a bubble... ;)
     
    rogue49, Dec 11, 2012
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  8. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

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    ^ reminds me of someone on a racing forum that used a name of pbfoot. Thought that was clever.
     
    Craven Morehead, Dec 11, 2012
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Feelin' unbalanced??? :confused:
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    rogue49, Dec 12, 2012
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    The space bar... :p
     
    rogue49, Dec 14, 2012
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  11. flat5

    flat5 Vertical

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    PonyPotato, I've altered the last line of your post #19.

    A few weeks later, they were merged forever, produced a heterodyne, and oscillated happily ever after.

    or

    A few weeks later, they were merged forever, and oscillated happily ever after producing many heterodynes .
     
    flat5, Dec 15, 2012
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    News Alert!
    A group of scientists snuck up on the periodic table to add the element of surprise...
     
    rogue49, Dec 16, 2012
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Get these motherfuckin' ambiguities off my motherfuckin' algorithm!!! :mad:
     
    rogue49, Dec 18, 2012
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    rogue49, Dec 19, 2012
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  15. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

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    they all look happy
     
    Craven Morehead, Dec 19, 2012
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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Happy Holidays :D
    *I couldn't find a multi-cultural science holiday joke...
     
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2012
    rogue49, Dec 21, 2012
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Personally, I shake mine...just a bit less than 1.0 on the Richter Scale :p
     
    rogue49, Dec 26, 2012
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    It's been just one of "those" days... :rolleyes:
     
    rogue49, Dec 27, 2012
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  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Pressing that lever again... ;)
     
    Last edited: Dec 29, 2012
    rogue49, Dec 29, 2012
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  20. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    hungry yet??
     
    rogue49, Dec 30, 2012
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