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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    The answer to the question "What's new":

    C over lambda.
     
    rogue49, Jul 4, 2012
    #301
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  2. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    The failing chemistry student reads the following question on their final: If H2O is the formula for water, what is H2O4? He answers: "Washing, Cleaning and Drinking..."
     
    uncle phil, Jul 5, 2012
    #302
  3. Hektore

    Hektore Slightly Tilted

    err....40n, 60w?

    40N, 60W - Google Maps

    /Geocaching nerd.
     
    Hektore, Jul 5, 2012
    #303
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    [​IMG]
     
    rogue49, Jul 6, 2012
    #304
  5. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    pasco county
    Several scholars were asked, "What is 2+2?" The engineer whips out his calculator and answers, "3.99." The physicist pulls out some technical references, models the problem on the computer and proudly announces, "The answer is between 3.98 and 4.02." The statistician replied, "I need more data points." The philosopher replies, "What is the meaning of 2?" The psychologist replies, "How does 2+2 make you feel?" The medical student replies, "4" The others look at him and ask, "How do you know?" He replies "I memorized it..."
     
    uncle phil, Jul 6, 2012
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    [​IMG]
     
    rogue49, Jul 7, 2012
    #306
  7. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    pasco county
    Timmy's teacher asks the class "What is the chemical formula for water?" Timmy pipes up and replies "HIJKLMNO!!!" Timmy's teacher asks "Where did you get that from?" Timmy replies "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"
     
    uncle phil, Jul 7, 2012
    #307
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  8. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    There are 10 kinds of people, those who know binary and those who don't.
     
    Craven Morehead, Jul 7, 2012
    #308
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  9. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    pasco county
    Q: What did the ADP molecule say to the phosphate?

    A: You complete me...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 8, 2012
    #309
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  10. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    You guys are awesome at finding these jokes. Checking back on this thread is always fun. Thank you!
     
    genuinemommy, Jul 8, 2012
    #310
  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    [​IMG]
     
    rogue49, Jul 8, 2012
    #311
  12. TheSurgeOn

    TheSurgeOn Getting Tilted

    Location:
    England
    Trimehtylchickenwire tm3.jpg
     
    TheSurgeOn, Jul 8, 2012
    #312
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  13. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    pasco county
    Q: What did the water molecule say to Photosystem II?

    A: Sorry, I’ve gotta split...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 9, 2012
    #313
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  14. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Q: Why was the water molecule so cranky?

    A: Because he was bipolar...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 10, 2012
    #314
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    [​IMG]
     
    rogue49, Jul 10, 2012
    #315
  16. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    pasco county
    Q: What did the cytosine say to the guanine?

    A: Let’s bond...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 11, 2012
    #316
  17. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    Q: Why did the electron cross the salt bridge?

    A: To deposit on the other side...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 12, 2012
    #317
  18. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    pasco county
    Q: What did the voltage say to the battery?

    A: I can’t resist you...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 13, 2012
    #318
  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    Because I still think they actually haven't found it...they found something, but not what they are looking for...
    [​IMG]
     
    rogue49, Jul 14, 2012
    #319
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  20. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    pasco county
    Q: Why did the gene mutate?

    A: Because the environment called him unfit...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 14, 2012
    #320
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