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50 Shades of Grey

Discussion in 'Tilted Art, Photography, Music & Literature' started by Craven Morehead, May 17, 2012.

  1. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

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  2. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Hey, way to shit on our project, Cynth. Nothing like 50 animated .GIFs to steal our thunder. Pfft, I can't compete with that!

    Seriously, I'm going to read the next three chapters sometime today and continue this man-reading-girl-smut adventure.

    Baraka_Guru! The mainsail! Hatches! Away!

    (You owe me two more chapters, smart guy.)​
     
  3. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

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    Sorry thought I was posting in the original thread. Moved it.

    Gifs are for pussies who can't read.
     
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  4. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    Illiterate? Write for free help!
    Our patented program uses true literary masterpieces like the classic Twilight Series and the epic novels in the Fifty Shades of Grey series to edumacate you real good on reading and stuff. Our certified instructors Plan9, Baraka_Guru, and the_jazz* will help you master letters and those difficult words like 'the' and 'restraining order' in no time flat!
    Send a detailed handwritten letter to our main office for more information and to get started on this exciting journey:
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    *There might a slight delay in the response, our staff is re-reading Twilight for the 87th time, they just can't get enough of wonderful books like that
     
    Last edited: Jul 20, 2012
  5. shanifaye

    shanifaye Dominissive

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    :rolleyes: Hotel replaces Bibles with 'Fifty Shades of Grey' in rooms - Globe-trotting - The Boston Globe

     
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  6. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Only problem with that is you rarely find Bibles with their pages stuck together.

    Do they include wet naps for post-read cleanup in the top drawer as well?
     
  7. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    the wet naps are kept right to the vomit bags. Either way they are are prepared.