02-04-2008, 08:38 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
Tilted Cat Head
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Location: Manhattan, NY
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BFG meets boomstick!
wow... just wow.... wow... really... now just wow.... me want one. LINK Quote:
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02-07-2008, 06:32 AM | #3 (permalink) |
Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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Good lord!
I think the narrator was masturbating while recording his voicover.
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02-07-2008, 06:38 AM | #4 (permalink) | |
Junkie
Location: Some place windy
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Why would you want one of those guns? Last edited by sapiens; 02-07-2008 at 06:41 AM.. |
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02-07-2008, 11:28 AM | #5 (permalink) | |
I Confess a Shiver
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...why do men want sexy girls in skimpy lingerie? ...why do men get insane playing a game of rugby? ...why do men want a few fist fights to test their manliness? Testosterone. |
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02-07-2008, 11:51 AM | #6 (permalink) | |
Junkie
Location: Some place windy
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Imagine hunting grouse or duck with that gun. |
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02-09-2008, 11:34 PM | #9 (permalink) |
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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So, if i buy one of these, a .600 nitro magnum, and a 50 cal, i can finally become a walking recoil bruise.
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02-10-2008, 09:20 PM | #11 (permalink) | |
warrior bodhisattva
Super Moderator
Location: East-central Canada
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...and insecurity. * * * * * That's some crazy firepower. BOOM! I have only shot an air rifle in my time. But, hey, even that was fun.
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02-11-2008, 12:17 AM | #13 (permalink) | |
Tilted
Location: Willamette Valley
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02-12-2008, 01:11 PM | #14 (permalink) | ||
I Confess a Shiver
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I figure I'm allowed to use myself as an example because of my degree of firearm knowledge, use, and ownership. Sporting firearms: Manly and excessive or not... they seem to be just another overkill hobby like... uh... NASCAR. ... Blah-blah says: "Guys who have a small wangbat drive Corvettes." Quote:
Watch out... he's the stereotypical ex-Navy SEAL gone TV show host. Last edited by Plan9; 02-12-2008 at 01:12 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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03-04-2008, 02:58 AM | #16 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Dayton, NV
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Last resort?
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03-04-2008, 05:20 AM | #17 (permalink) | |
I Confess a Shiver
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... One of the most famous (thing is a pop culture icon in video games) gun failures happens to be the Pancor Jackhammer, an automatic shotgun. Last edited by Plan9; 03-04-2008 at 05:23 AM.. |
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