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mpedrummer2 · 05-22-2003, 01:36 PM

There was a post of computer haiku the other day, and it inspired me to write these for my server.

400 Bad Request

the request was bad.
your syntax is a big suck.
rephrase the question.

401 Unauthorized

you are not valid.
your username is not real.
please don't be a fake.

402 Payment Required

to get this you pay.
i think that you have not paid.
therefore you get zilch.

403 Forbidden

you are so denied!
you do not have permission.
please check your password.

404 Not Found

four oh four not found?
the file you want is not here.
please try it again.

405 Method Not Allowed

method not allowed
don't know what you're doing, huh?
boy, sucks to be you.

406 Not Acceptable

don't know what you did.
but it was so not cool, jerk.
not acceptable.

407 Proxy Authentication Required

Proxy Servers suck.
yours is not working right now.
that is why they suck.

408 Request Time-Out

time out has occurred.
server is waiting for you.
just try again now.

409 Conflict

Conflict is not cool
what has happened with this thing?
death of your request.

410 Gone

gone is the file
agony of defeat hurts
pain of no file.

411 Length Required

the length is needed.
for what? I do not know this.
must be something wrong.

412 Precondition Failed

Precondition Failed.
what does this mean? Do not know.
never seen before.

413 Request Entity Too Large

obscure error thing.
something about this is bad
can't fulfill request.

414 Request-URL Too Large

wow long URL
the page can't be where you think
because that's too much.

415 Unsupported Media Type

no support for that
don't even know what it is
you are boned, then.

500 Server Error

the script has a bug.
it has crashed the server.
try again later.

501 Not Implemented

the service must suck.
we do not support that one.
please do something else.

502 Bad Gateway

the gateway is bad.
bad gateway, you are naughty.
no dessert for you.

503 Out of Resources

Out of resources!
this is a wad of bullshit.
upgrade the server.

504 Gateway Time-Out

gateway has time out.
in the corner it should be.
but you try again.

505 HTTP Version not supported

old and busted code.
version is not supported.
try the new hotness.

And finally:

too much time on hands.
paid to do this at my job.
gonna get fired.

SecretMethod70 · 05-22-2003, 02:10 PM

LOL very nice. I've never seen half these errors though

DelayedReaction · 05-22-2003, 02:13 PM

Priceless.

mpedrummer2 · 05-22-2003, 02:24 PM

Me neither, actually...I looked them up online, to see a full list of all HTML codes...I didn't bother doing the other ones that no one will ever see, like 302, etc.

MPEDrummer

Mr.Deflok · 05-22-2003, 03:19 PM

You should write a book!

yotta · 05-24-2003, 04:47 AM

I got a 405 today.

05-22-2003, 01:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
mpedrummer2 Insane	Error Haiku There was a post of computer haiku the other day, and it inspired me to write these for my server. 400 Bad Request the request was bad. your syntax is a big suck. rephrase the question. 401 Unauthorized you are not valid. your username is not real. please don't be a fake. 402 Payment Required to get this you pay. i think that you have not paid. therefore you get zilch. 403 Forbidden you are so denied! you do not have permission. please check your password. 404 Not Found four oh four not found? the file you want is not here. please try it again. 405 Method Not Allowed method not allowed don't know what you're doing, huh? boy, sucks to be you. 406 Not Acceptable don't know what you did. but it was so not cool, jerk. not acceptable. 407 Proxy Authentication Required Proxy Servers suck. yours is not working right now. that is why they suck. 408 Request Time-Out time out has occurred. server is waiting for you. just try again now. 409 Conflict Conflict is not cool what has happened with this thing? death of your request. 410 Gone gone is the file agony of defeat hurts pain of no file. 411 Length Required the length is needed. for what? I do not know this. must be something wrong. 412 Precondition Failed Precondition Failed. what does this mean? Do not know. never seen before. 413 Request Entity Too Large obscure error thing. something about this is bad can't fulfill request. 414 Request-URL Too Large wow long URL the page can't be where you think because that's too much. 415 Unsupported Media Type no support for that don't even know what it is you are boned, then. 500 Server Error the script has a bug. it has crashed the server. try again later. 501 Not Implemented the service must suck. we do not support that one. please do something else. 502 Bad Gateway the gateway is bad. bad gateway, you are naughty. no dessert for you. 503 Out of Resources Out of resources! this is a wad of bullshit. upgrade the server. 504 Gateway Time-Out gateway has time out. in the corner it should be. but you try again. 505 HTTP Version not supported old and busted code. version is not supported. try the new hotness. And finally: too much time on hands. paid to do this at my job. gonna get fired. __________________ My sig can beat up your honor student.

05-22-2003, 02:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	LOL very nice. I've never seen half these errors though __________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

05-22-2003, 02:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
DelayedReaction BFG Builder Location: University of Maryland	Priceless. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.

05-22-2003, 02:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
mpedrummer2 Insane	Me neither, actually...I looked them up online, to see a full list of all HTML codes...I didn't bother doing the other ones that no one will ever see, like 302, etc. MPEDrummer __________________ My sig can beat up your honor student.

05-24-2003, 04:47 AM	#6 (permalink)
yotta Irresponsible	I got a 405 today. __________________ I am Jack's signature.

05-22-2003, 03:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	You should write a book!