[short hilarious aim log] Friend tries to help another friend download Kazaa

[sub zero]

Notice: I posted this in Tilted Computers because I think you all, being tech savvy and such, would get the most entertainment out of it.

Ok, just now my friend was telling me that one of our old high school buddies was IM’ing him with questions on how to download kazaa. At first I thought ‘ok, big deal” until he started cutting and pasting the convo. I’m sorry, but I completely had NO idea that “Dude” was <I>that</I> ignorant about these sort of things. Jesus Christ. I guess we all have to start learning somewhere.

Dude = old hightail mate in need of help
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font> = the guy who is trying to help

That said,… AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… read on to see why I’m laughing.

Dude: where can i go to re download kazaa?
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: kazzalite.te I think
Dude: it says thats not a real website
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: kazaalite.tk
Dude: ok how do i find it after ive downloaded it?
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: lol, I duno where you downloaded it at
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: lol
Dude: ok ill just download it again then
Dude: tell me how u would do it
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: I would go to start search
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: and type in the name of the file
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: but I don't know the name of the file
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: so eh
Dude: no im asking how would you download it
Dude: cuz this is confusing me
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: lol
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: well when it comes up to download
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: i would download it to my desktop
Dude: do i download kazaa lite?
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: yes
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: lol
Dude: it says download location 1 and the same all the way to number 16
Dude: which one do i download?
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: whichever
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: start with one
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: lol

Dude: Kazaa Lite FAQ click there and tell me what to do

<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: well then it should be on ur desktop
Dude: is it called quick time player?
Dude: it says its too large to open by using AOL
Dude: so what do i do now?
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: just go back and download it again
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: and instead of pushing "save"
<font color=red><b>My Friend</b></font>: click "open"
Dude: ok i got it
Dude: thanx man

[poof]

<i>Dude: is it called quick time player?</i>

<b>"Gold Jerry, Thats gold"</b>

Seinfeld comedy gold reference.

Thanks for sharing Sub.

[meanSpleen]

He's on AOL? Don't they block Kazaa?

heheheh

[killerjoejoe]

LOL what a kid

[iktoweya]

good stuff

[Mr.Deflok]

That poor sod.

[BoCo]

Originally posted by sub zero
Dude: it says its too large to open by using AOL

I think that pretty much says it all....

[sandeep]

that's one of those things that just makes you shake your head.

thanks for posting that though, i thought my relatives and friends were the only ones...

[God of Thunder]

It's asshats like him that make my life a living hell somedays!!

BTW, I work in tech support.

[HeAtHeN]

People still use AOL???

[mute76]

Pretty sad but funny!

[irieemon]

Dude: it says its too large to open by using AOL

- thats classic

[Thraeryn]

This is excellent humor, but such a terrible reality. Thanks for sharing.

[^dude]

haha, i know the feeling.

[sub zero]

Originally posted by HeAtHeN
People still use AOL???

I use AOL

...for free

[flamingpeach]

it never ceases to amaze me just how dim some people can be.