Dire Baka

Desktop - Deep-Black
Laptop - Dire-Laptop

I know very boring names but it works

<B> BoCo </B> Nice Lian Li... If I had a camera I would take a picture of mine and post it here

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I'm back!... Don't everyone jump for joy at the same time... Might cause an earthquake

Indecision really... um... yeah whatever
I still want my avatar back

Quadraton

My computer's name is Foot-Rest, because that's its other job.

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nick1701a

My linux box is stryker.

rock_bottom

Apartment computer: Grandson of Frankenstein. Man is it ugly, and by it's name you can tell it's not the first I've had like this.
Friend's basement: Chadsux. A bunch of us have spare computers in Chad's basement, since we hang out there a lot, and there's always mad LAN gaming going on. The whole Chadsux thing is like a logo we assign to everything, because Chad does indeed suck.

ratbastid

Home machine: Barth
Work machine: Pynchon
Wife's machine: Computer
My Laptop: Dell_Laptop

I started out on a good Post-Modernist American Novelists theme, and then got lazy.

Our servers at work are named after ancent cities. Athens, Rhodos, Jericho, Carthage, etc. At first we were naming them in alphabetical order, but then a couple of customers rented dedicated boxes and we matched the first letter to the first letter of their company, and then the order was all hosed up, so now we're just shotgun-patterning the alphabet with ancient city names.

SecretMethod70

um, I don't actually name my computer as in calling it something other than "my computer" but if you mean what name I give the system, Windows is called "SecretMethod70" and in Linux it is secret.method.com, this way, when I'm using console, I see "brian@secret / $"

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Le temps détruit tout

"Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

rubicon

Cosmos and Eclipse. Then I got lazy with Encoder and MacG4.

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Ganguro

Our network changes domain everytime tehr is a major upgrade/ reformat..
Now
Workgroup:Azumanga
My pc: Osaka
Peutetre's pc: Chiyo

in the past they have been W:chobits PC's:Chi &Sumomo and W:Pirates PC's:Chomp&MonkeyDLuffy

yes..we're an Otaku household

zztzed

My Windows PC is called samsara (a Buddhist term for the endless cycle of birth, suffering, death, and rebirth ... which, if you replace 'birth' with 'booting' and 'death' with 'crashing', describes my experience with Windows to a T. )

My Linux box is called arianne, after a friend of mine. It's actually the third machine to have that name and probably the sixth or seventh OS installation that that name has carried through (I've run a few different Linux distros as well as Free and OpenBSD). The first was a 386 running Slackware... I needed a hostname for it, and I asked my friends on IRC, and a friend of mine suggested that I name it after her. So I did.

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Ashton

Motry Latchman

Truly unoriginal: abit1000, pcchips1800, FIC550 (mobo+CPU speed). From reading this post I now have some better ideas though!

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AxByC

I dont use fancy names. Dont see the point.

1st=p4workstation (my main rig, XP-Pro and Debian)
2nd=p3fileserver (various files and movies, Windows 2003)
3rd=amdmp3box (all my mp3s, Linux box)
4th=lanserver (for games, Linux box)

soopafreek

my computer is called "hercules".


hercules! hercules! hercules! :-)

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yotta

My workstation: windy (4 case fans, but nice and quiet)
My PDA: zaurus (It's a zaurus SL-5500 with 802.11b)
My Primary AP: spork
My Den AP: denap
My firewall/router: gnat
My TiVo: tivo (Phillips HDR212, 302 hours or recording space, TiVo web, Turbonet ethernet access)
My DVD/DivX Box: media
Kitchen termnial: fnord

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big lazer tron

mine is called computer.

merkdr

the old one was simply ," piece of crap ".the new one ,is now and will be forever know as" that fucking piece of crap that i spent good money for ".[the other one was free].although i will admit any problems so far can be directly traced back to me .i love fucking with it.

william_wallace

desktop - Daedalus
laptop - Icarus
SGI workstation 1 (Indigo2) - Helios
SGI workstation 2 (Indy) - ChickenHead

(yes, i play Deus Ex far too much for my own good)

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“If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college...”
- some woman that Lewis Black heard in IHOP

DonnChadh

Main PC: DonnChadh (for easy id at LANs)
Server PC: DarkIndustries

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philzilla

G3, iMac, iBook, 7200, MacPlus, HALO14, DELL

5 mac, 2 pc. i hate throwing them out

blkdmnd

Green
Office
Playroom
Gold
Purple
You know, I never even considered giving them cool names. But, I will next time. I get geekier all the time. A geek wannabe?

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KillerYoda

I named it "Lee Harvey Oswald" at a LAN once, cause I was using it as my CounterStrike name at the time, and never changed it.

My 16-port switch is labeled as "The Switch of Doom."

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cheerios

the iMac 700 combo is Bansai, which is short for electronic bansai. the PC is FrankenMac or FrankenBob or even OldBob, depending on which name we're using, and, of course, THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT is common as well.

Mook

I call it the POS. When it's not working.

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chodarama

Main PC: Bhikkhu
Sun Ultra5: Pizzabox
Sun Sparc5: Pizzabox2
Proliant: Error (running W2K)

spankthru

computer 1= pc-cola
computer 2=le2isomethingsomethingsomething.

I should rename that one. i guess the entire reason for giving them a name is to remember what their name is.

fugue_life

My comps name is Kick, Kick the computer

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alpha phi

My old computer was named USER
after I toasted the power supply,prossesor, and motherboard
I got a new one whiched I named afterburn.
now whats left of USER is laying on the floor next to a pile of other computer parts awaiting rebirth.

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brandon11983

my hp is "HAL", and my Compaq is named "KRYTEN." If you know who Kryten is, you truly have good taste.

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ChipX86

The firewall is C-sik. My main box is Trinity. Our <a href="http://www.irlp.net/">IRLP</a> node is Dexter. My Zaurus SL-5500 is Dino, and my Zaurus SL-5000D is Mite.

Not much of a standard naming scheme there.

Supradog

Desktop: Frohikie
Laptop: Fruitbat
S55 phone(Bluetooth indentifier): Frogger

I was going to have a fro* nameing scheme, but couldn't thing of any good after nameing the desktop and the phone :P

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SiN

me + my bf's puters are all named after Star Fleet vessels (his idea )

my pc - aurora
his - equinox
server - stargazer

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redravin40

Mine isn't very original.
It's named RavinsBox.
My old one was named Abbie.
Since it was cobbled together from a number of different computers I had thought about naming it Frankenstein but that is the doctors namd not the the monsters.
So I used a line from Young Frankenstein.
"Who's brain was this?"
"Abbie something."

Apody

i call mine "Yves"

DrunkenPenguin

PC: MooCow
Mac Laptop: Spaceclam
Mac Desktop: Graph

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sub zero

desktop - ewonk
ipaq - mipaq

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Neo

Fucking Dickhead! is what mine is most often called by me.

And late at night, I sometimes hear my daughter calling it the SAME!! LMAO!!





PS- She's 20, it's OK.

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Johnny Rotten

Never really given my computer a name, but it's workgroup name is Spanky!

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Drider_it

Main puter... Greymere

wife's leBell's (or my loving way.. a peice of shit) HP nuff said..


I have a sound file that says... "You don't know the power of the darkside" every time a blue screen error of death pops up on hers..

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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

Sionide

Main Desktop :: Dragon
Linux (Slackware) :: Hydra
Gateway :: Phoenix
Other Desktop :: Gryphon

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methodtim

Main workstation is named Timmah. Server is named Drunkbitch.

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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
and we can dance.