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thrsn0730 · 12-01-2004, 12:26 PM

I worked for the N.Y. Mets' single-A farm team in Columbia, S.C., about 10 years back when the manager was former big-leaguer Ron Washington. Well, one night the first-base ump made a few calls ol' Ron didn't think too much of. After the last of them, he came out and had a world-class argument with the ump. After getting thrown out, he proceeded to walk over to first and pull it out of the ground. He then took it into the clubhouse and locked the door. After about a 15-minute delay, Ron finally opened the door and gave the base to one of the team officials ... spray painted day-glo orange.

Shpoop · 12-02-2004, 06:18 PM

that radio clip is fucker cocksucker shit motherfucking hilarious. but is it real? because at some points it sounded like he was stifling laughter, and the radioman's responses seemed staged. and of course the last question....but even if it was staged, which hell it was probably openly known to be staged and im an idiot, it was still funny as hell

spectre · 12-02-2004, 09:46 PM

Bears vs Jacksonville in January 2002. Keith Traylor (a defensive tackle) intercepted a pass and ran about 75 yards down field before someone finally tackled him. I was at that game and there wasn't as much cheering as there was laughing. And seeing the deer in headlights look on his face on the big screen during the replay was even funnier.

EbolaVirus · 12-03-2004, 03:47 PM

The Lakers getting it handed to them by the Pistons in NBA finals. All the "experts" thought the Lakers would coast. It was quite hilarious.

Andrew · 12-04-2004, 11:50 AM

The brawl at the Palace and how people are trying to make it seem like it's the worst thing in the history of mankind! Such overexaggeration.

Doctor_Max · 12-04-2004, 09:48 PM

Two things this year in the NFL that are QB related:

Jake Plummer, Denver Broncos. I forget who he is facing, but they send a heavy rush and as he tries to scramble he tosses the ball left handed right into the defender who returns it for a score. The problem is, he's normally right handed.

Aaron Brooks, New Orleans Saints. Aaron Brooks is trying to escabe defenders, so he throws the ball -backwards- to an offensive lineman.

thrsn0730 · 12-05-2004, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Shpoop

that radio clip is fucker cocksucker shit motherfucking hilarious. but is it real? because at some points it sounded like he was stifling laughter, and the radioman's responses seemed staged. and of course the last question....but even if it was staged, which hell it was probably openly known to be staged and im an idiot, it was still funny as hell

Nope. Not real. A radio stunt.

Justsomeguy · 12-05-2004, 08:04 PM

Wanted to add Auburn being left out of the BCS championship after a perfect season!

dy156 · 12-07-2004, 08:58 AM

Well, I just have to add a video of the Baylor punter. I know, It's sad when your punter is the best player on the team, but at least playing for Baylor he gets alot of practice. This guy started as a linebacker, but was injured, and just started punting one day after practice in his red-shirt year, and he was pretty good at kicking it. You can tell that he used to be a linebacker, though, because he runs down the field and sometimes things like this happen.

Imagine the grief this guy got for being clobbered by the punter.

let me know if these work.

http://www.baylortv.com/streaming/00...00kbps_ref.mov

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http://www.baylortv.com/streaming/00...00kbps_str.asx

Blackthorn · 12-12-2004, 06:53 PM

I have some baseball funnies that I remember....

I was at a Reds game back in the late 80's (if my memory is correct). Terry Francona, who was playing for the Reds at the time, feel down pretty much on his face as he was going on a wide turn around third base. He was about 25 feet from the plate and he crawled on all fours into the plate.... now that was funny.

Another game between the Reds and the Astros had the "Nasty Boy" Rob Dibble get his ass kicked after charging the mound. Pete Harnish just leveled him flat. That's funny but in an unsportsman like sort of way. Here's DRibble running out to the mound to take this guy on and he gets clocked.

Tom Browning sitting on the roof top across the street from the game at Wrigley Field was pretty damn funny...

There was another event at a Reds game that involved a fan and a cop. The outfield seats at Riverfront stadium were completely empty. In the upper deck out in right field a guy comes running through the tunnel and heads toward center field. He had a cop chasing him at full tilt. As he's running the upper deck he keeps looking over his shoulder and sure enough the cop is closing in on him quickly. He keeps running and the cop keeps chasing and closing. He get's to Left Center field and takes one last look over his shoulder and at full tilt speed he runs smack into the edge of the stairwell. Poor bastard...

He's laid flat out (and we now can't see him) and the cop comes over to him and leans over...the reaches for the squak box on his shoulder to call for a stretcher. I wonder what ever happened to that fool....

This my friends is another example where I can't tell you how many times I've never run from police and had to be taken away on a stretcher.

Rdr4evr · 12-12-2004, 09:18 PM

Holy shit that was a vicious hit.

Palamidian · 12-14-2004, 08:52 PM

That vid was great!! Man I'm still having trouble believing that that is their punter who made that tackle!

I thought it was funny to see the yankees lose 4 strait to the red sox this year in the playoffs, couldn't stop laughing about that. Especially when ARod hit the ball out of the first baseman's mit and tried to play it off like he didnt do anything, and it almost started a riot.

Also once when i was young i was a at Atlanta Hawks game and they were playing Houston on Charles Barkley's birthday...so the Hawk's mascot gives charles a present, and of course its a wig. Charles just started beating the hell out of the mascot (It could have been staged, i was fairly young, I still found it funny though

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polish_it · 12-18-2004, 07:00 PM

probaly the world cup in korea
i think it was Korea vs Germany in the semi final...

i got no idea about the names, but one moment will always be remembered.

The ball was at around 20-25 yards from the goal and it was bouncing when the german midfielder decided to have a huge volley shot at the goal. It was a screamer, just came off his boot sweetly and rocketed towards the goal. Only it to be blocked by some korean guys balls..... Ohh the whole stadium just did one huge cry of pain when they saw that replay. The match was deleyed for 10minutes while he counted how many were left.

Also in the rugby world cup in australia, (i was at the game so i thought it was funny)
when it was South Africa vs Samoa. South africa was having a field day, doing what ever they want. Around 30mins into the game SA had a penalty on half way, so they decided to do a wide pass to the wing, but it was a shocker and the winger had to jump up with arms in the air to catch it. Meanwhile the Samoan they call the Chiropractor absolutly belted him, one of the best hits i have ever seen. The hilarious bit was looking at the replay, and the look of the SA winger as he saw the man come to tackle him... he knew he was in deep sh*t. The SA guy was down for around 10minutes after that hit

ohh yea, that fijian forward who was too fat to wear his jersy was a champion as well

Avail · 12-20-2004, 11:52 AM

Ooooh recent one that left me laughing.

The Green Bay game this week when Leftwich (Jacksonville QB) was about to throw, Gbaja-Biamila (Green Bay) pummeled Leftwich and knocked it out of his hands. It appeared to be an incompletion so two Green Bay linebackers walked away while Jacksonville guard Manuwai picked it up nonchalantly. Seconds later, Green Bay safety Darren Sharper ran in, stole it from Manuwai and ran it 15 yards for a touchdown.

Ace_O_Spades · 12-20-2004, 11:59 AM

How about that missed extra point that cost the lions the game this weekend?

pretty damn funny

heccubusiv · 12-20-2004, 02:58 PM

The browns only having 17 yards of total offense was pretty funny two weeks ago

LIMilf · 12-20-2004, 06:01 PM

What about that minor leaguer running through that wall trying to track down a fly ball. Now that guy is really hard headed!

thecoldone33 · 12-22-2004, 01:38 PM

Whenever any NFL team is in desperation mode at the end of a game and start to lateral that ball to everyone on their team cracks me up everytime. A good example would be one of the Colts game's this year, cant remember what week but it was the last play and they just were trying so hard to do somthing even while there were penalty flags coming in from everywhere.

fatbob · 12-23-2004, 04:19 AM

england 1-0 up against france in euro 2004...enter zidane.
cometh the hour cometh the man, etc.
also beckham skelping that penalty over the bar! whoohoo, sorry don't mean to england-bash but that pen miss was soooo fucking funny!

12-02-2004, 09:46 PM	#43 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	Bears vs Jacksonville in January 2002. Keith Traylor (a defensive tackle) intercepted a pass and ran about 75 yards down field before someone finally tackled him. I was at that game and there wasn't as much cheering as there was laughing. And seeing the deer in headlights look on his face on the big screen during the replay was even funnier. __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

12-03-2004, 03:47 PM	#44 (permalink)
EbolaVirus Insane Location: Michigan	The Lakers getting it handed to them by the Pistons in NBA finals. All the "experts" thought the Lakers would coast. It was quite hilarious. __________________ "The difference between a nice time and a great time is an extra finger." - Dave Attell

12-12-2004, 06:53 PM	#50 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	I have some baseball funnies that I remember.... I was at a Reds game back in the late 80's (if my memory is correct). Terry Francona, who was playing for the Reds at the time, feel down pretty much on his face as he was going on a wide turn around third base. He was about 25 feet from the plate and he crawled on all fours into the plate.... now that was funny. Another game between the Reds and the Astros had the "Nasty Boy" Rob Dibble get his ass kicked after charging the mound. Pete Harnish just leveled him flat. That's funny but in an unsportsman like sort of way. Here's DRibble running out to the mound to take this guy on and he gets clocked. Tom Browning sitting on the roof top across the street from the game at Wrigley Field was pretty damn funny... There was another event at a Reds game that involved a fan and a cop. The outfield seats at Riverfront stadium were completely empty. In the upper deck out in right field a guy comes running through the tunnel and heads toward center field. He had a cop chasing him at full tilt. As he's running the upper deck he keeps looking over his shoulder and sure enough the cop is closing in on him quickly. He keeps running and the cop keeps chasing and closing. He get's to Left Center field and takes one last look over his shoulder and at full tilt speed he runs smack into the edge of the stairwell. Poor bastard... He's laid flat out (and we now can't see him) and the cop comes over to him and leans over...the reaches for the squak box on his shoulder to call for a stretcher. I wonder what ever happened to that fool.... This my friends is another example where I can't tell you how many times I've never run from police and had to be taken away on a stretcher. __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want? Last edited by kjroh; 12-12-2004 at 06:55 PM..

12-20-2004, 11:59 AM	#55 (permalink)
Ace_O_Spades The Death Card Location: EH!?!?	How about that missed extra point that cost the lions the game this weekend? pretty damn funny __________________ Feh.

12-20-2004, 02:58 PM	#56 (permalink)
heccubusiv #1 Irish Fan Location: The Burgh	The browns only having 17 yards of total offense was pretty funny two weeks ago __________________ Fuck Ohio

12-01-2004, 12:26 PM	#41 (permalink)
thrsn0730 Crazy Location: Mount Pleasant, SC	I worked for the N.Y. Mets' single-A farm team in Columbia, S.C., about 10 years back when the manager was former big-leaguer Ron Washington. Well, one night the first-base ump made a few calls ol' Ron didn't think too much of. After the last of them, he came out and had a world-class argument with the ump. After getting thrown out, he proceeded to walk over to first and pull it out of the ground. He then took it into the clubhouse and locked the door. After about a 15-minute delay, Ron finally opened the door and gave the base to one of the team officials ... spray painted day-glo orange.

12-02-2004, 06:18 PM	#42 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	that radio clip is fucker cocksucker shit motherfucking hilarious. but is it real? because at some points it sounded like he was stifling laughter, and the radioman's responses seemed staged. and of course the last question....but even if it was staged, which hell it was probably openly known to be staged and im an idiot, it was still funny as hell

12-04-2004, 11:50 AM	#45 (permalink)
Andrew Tilted	The brawl at the Palace and how people are trying to make it seem like it's the worst thing in the history of mankind! Such overexaggeration.

12-04-2004, 09:48 PM	#46 (permalink)
Doctor_Max Tilted Location: North Carolina	Two things this year in the NFL that are QB related: Jake Plummer, Denver Broncos. I forget who he is facing, but they send a heavy rush and as he tries to scramble he tosses the ball left handed right into the defender who returns it for a score. The problem is, he's normally right handed. Aaron Brooks, New Orleans Saints. Aaron Brooks is trying to escabe defenders, so he throws the ball -backwards- to an offensive lineman.

12-05-2004, 08:04 PM	#48 (permalink)
Justsomeguy Insane	Wanted to add Auburn being left out of the BCS championship after a perfect season!

12-07-2004, 08:58 AM	#49 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	Well, I just have to add a video of the Baylor punter. I know, It's sad when your punter is the best player on the team, but at least playing for Baylor he gets alot of practice. This guy started as a linebacker, but was injured, and just started punting one day after practice in his red-shirt year, and he was pretty good at kicking it. You can tell that he used to be a linebacker, though, because he runs down the field and sometimes things like this happen. Imagine the grief this guy got for being clobbered by the punter. let me know if these work. http://www.baylortv.com/streaming/00...00kbps_ref.mov <center><embed src="http://www.baylortv.com/streaming/000641/300kbps_str.asx"></embed></center> http://www.baylortv.com/streaming/00...00kbps_str.asx

12-12-2004, 09:18 PM	#51 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	Holy shit that was a vicious hit.

12-14-2004, 08:52 PM	#52 (permalink)
Palamidian Upright	That vid was great!! Man I'm still having trouble believing that that is their punter who made that tackle! I thought it was funny to see the yankees lose 4 strait to the red sox this year in the playoffs, couldn't stop laughing about that. Especially when ARod hit the ball out of the first baseman's mit and tried to play it off like he didnt do anything, and it almost started a riot. Also once when i was young i was a at Atlanta Hawks game and they were playing Houston on Charles Barkley's birthday...so the Hawk's mascot gives charles a present, and of course its a wig. Charles just started beating the hell out of the mascot (It could have been staged, i was fairly young, I still found it funny though ).

12-18-2004, 07:00 PM	#53 (permalink)
polish_it Upright	probaly the world cup in korea i think it was Korea vs Germany in the semi final... i got no idea about the names, but one moment will always be remembered. The ball was at around 20-25 yards from the goal and it was bouncing when the german midfielder decided to have a huge volley shot at the goal. It was a screamer, just came off his boot sweetly and rocketed towards the goal. Only it to be blocked by some korean guys balls..... Ohh the whole stadium just did one huge cry of pain when they saw that replay. The match was deleyed for 10minutes while he counted how many were left. Also in the rugby world cup in australia, (i was at the game so i thought it was funny) when it was South Africa vs Samoa. South africa was having a field day, doing what ever they want. Around 30mins into the game SA had a penalty on half way, so they decided to do a wide pass to the wing, but it was a shocker and the winger had to jump up with arms in the air to catch it. Meanwhile the Samoan they call the Chiropractor absolutly belted him, one of the best hits i have ever seen. The hilarious bit was looking at the replay, and the look of the SA winger as he saw the man come to tackle him... he knew he was in deep sh*t. The SA guy was down for around 10minutes after that hit ohh yea, that fijian forward who was too fat to wear his jersy was a champion as well

12-20-2004, 11:52 AM	#54 (permalink)
Avail Crazy Location: Richmond, VA	Ooooh recent one that left me laughing. The Green Bay game this week when Leftwich (Jacksonville QB) was about to throw, Gbaja-Biamila (Green Bay) pummeled Leftwich and knocked it out of his hands. It appeared to be an incompletion so two Green Bay linebackers walked away while Jacksonville guard Manuwai picked it up nonchalantly. Seconds later, Green Bay safety Darren Sharper ran in, stole it from Manuwai and ran it 15 yards for a touchdown.

12-20-2004, 06:01 PM	#57 (permalink)
LIMilf Crazy	What about that minor leaguer running through that wall trying to track down a fly ball. Now that guy is really hard headed! __________________ My goal is to be rookie of the year...

12-22-2004, 01:38 PM	#58 (permalink)
thecoldone33 Tilted	Whenever any NFL team is in desperation mode at the end of a game and start to lateral that ball to everyone on their team cracks me up everytime. A good example would be one of the Colts game's this year, cant remember what week but it was the last play and they just were trying so hard to do somthing even while there were penalty flags coming in from everywhere.

12-23-2004, 04:19 AM	#59 (permalink)
fatbob Insane Location: Edinburgh	england 1-0 up against france in euro 2004...enter zidane. cometh the hour cometh the man, etc. also beckham skelping that penalty over the bar! whoohoo, sorry don't mean to england-bash but that pen miss was soooo fucking funny! __________________ change happens when those who don't normally speak get heard by those who don't normally listen.