11-27-2003, 06:30 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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Location: Hell???
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it was already done on jackass sorta. they had a marathon. you jerked off and your time and sperm count were recorded. then the winners were chosen by amount of sperm (mL), average sperm count (sperms/mL) and amount of sperm produced in a given amount of time (mL sperm/sec). dats all folks.
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11-27-2003, 07:43 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Bang bang
Location: New Zealand
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Some guy in Germany has the record for:
- Longest distance of ejecualtion - Highest high of ejaculation - Highest velocity of ejeculation If masturbation was a sport, he'd be the the odds-on favourite.
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11-27-2003, 07:47 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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If a particular group was involved in masterbation sports, it'd be the sorts that hate porn and never wanked off in their life. Although, I'd find that hard to believe...
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