JoeyB

Deion Sanders always made an impression on the field--and apparently he's not too boring in the repair shop either.

Sanders owes $4,265.57 for a car repair bill. The owner of the shop claims that "Prime Time" wants to pay only
$1,500 of the bill, saying that Jesus had informed him that was all he needed to pay.

Any thoughts?

gov135

Who are we to question Jesus?
If Jesus says that's all he needs to pay, then that's all that he needs to pay. No wonder why people are starving to death and dying of disease, its because Jesus and Deion need to waste their time with a stubburn autobody place. Jeez.

Sen

That is absolutely ridiculous. Jesus also said "render unto Caesar what is Caesar's" which I realize applied to taxes, but the same attitude and argument should apply. You are responsible for the debts you owe.

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MikeyChalupa

http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2003/0715/1580884.html

The Judge ruled in favor of Deion and he won the suit.

Wonder if Buddha will tell Sanders he only needs to pay a third of his legal fees?

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Andric

I don't particularly like Deion, but I do see his point.

"During the one-day trial, a representative for Sanders testified that he told Compton there was a $1,500 ceiling on the cost of repairs."

So, if he told his lawyer that there was a $1000 ceiling on the cost of the suit, I'd expect he'd only pay the lawyer $1000.

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sixate

Funny shit. Now I just need to find a hot dumb bimbo for that line to work on.

Sen

I hadn't read the article. If that's the way it went down, I also can see Deion's point.

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JoeyB

The follow-up article certainly paints a different picture than the initial report.

Of course, if I had all the facts from the start, I wouldn't have been able to think all of those sarcastic thoughts.

Sorry, Deion...maybe you were right.

I believe Jesus once said "Thou shalt forgiveth the man with the Fred Sanford avatar. He knoweth not what he does."

I think it was in Proverbs...somewhere near the back.

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BigGov

Actually, I think the mechanic did alot of work that was not authorized by Deion. Which no one, celebrity or not, has to pay in that circumstance.

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blindside

i thought it was hilarous, who can argue with god?

Jesus Malverde

What a fool, that was almost the stupidest thing he's ever said. The stupidest thing being his entire MUSIC album. Wow, that fucking record sucked cock.

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