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MontanaXVI · 09-25-2006, 08:49 AM

Associated Press:

OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Raider players was the GOALLINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided
the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Sorry I seen this somewhere else and had to copy it here, I am a 49er fan and while the offense has scored, the team is still pretty bad, so don't feel too bad Raiders fans there is competition for that #1 pick next year.

Willravel · 09-25-2006, 08:57 AM

Pretty embarassing.

This is a joke, right?

absorbentishe · 09-25-2006, 12:21 PM

That is frickin' hillarious! Awesome news report.

goddfather40 · 09-25-2006, 07:13 PM

Man, I was really impressed by the Raiders performance against the bye this week. At least they didn't lose

Toaster126 · 09-25-2006, 07:50 PM

Hahahaha. Good one.

shakran · 09-25-2006, 08:06 PM

replace that with the Packers and it's just as funny.

/still can't believe they lost to the SAINTS for chrissake.

spectre · 09-25-2006, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by shakran

replace that with the Packers and it's just as funny.

/still can't believe they lost to the SAINTS for chrissake.

Saints are starting to look like a force out there. I don't know that we can call them the "ain'ts" any more.

grumpyolddude · 09-26-2006, 11:27 AM

None of them are the doormats the Lions continue to be. I sure am glad that they got rid of those cancers Joey Harrington, Charles Rogers and Steve Mariucci!

Oh, yeah... GREAT POST, Montana!

Brewmaniac · 09-26-2006, 12:07 PM

Thank god it's football season in Chicago! The Cubs suck the Sox didn't play up to expectations and the Hawks have sucked for a decade! The NBA is not for me.

Great joke! Thanks

SirLance · 09-26-2006, 12:58 PM

Good joke!

The Cards bit it big this week, too. They better do better!

spectre · 09-26-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by grumpyolddude

None of them are the doormats the Lions continue to be. I sure am glad that they got rid of those cancers Joey Harrington, Charles Rogers and Steve Mariucci!

No way. Those moves were like using a bandaid for cancer. The one that needs to get removed there is Matt Millon.

keyshawn · 09-26-2006, 03:03 PM

Hah, I'm actually looking forward to the raiders/browns game on sunday.

Whoo - Let's see the Browns blow this one in the 4th quarter again !

cya,
keyshawn

djtestudo · 09-26-2006, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by keyshawn

Hah, I'm actually looking forward to the raiders/browns game on sunday.

Whoo - Let's see the Browns blow this one in the 4th quarter again !

cya,
keyshawn

The Lake-effect wind giveth (the Edwards 58-yard TD), and taketh away (pushing through the 52-yard Stover field goal that he honestly hasn't had business making for half-a-dacade)

As for this joke, this is one of those jokes, like the kid in class who likes a different team then the teacher, that you can insert any team names and it works.

If I hadn't received about 10 emails over the past five years with this joke with the Ravens as the team, I'd probably find it more funny. Was funny at one point though

jorgelito · 09-26-2006, 09:16 PM

Oh man, tha was a joke? Scary that it was actually believable.

But then again I had also read a report that the Raiders did well against the BYE this week.

Go figure.

grumpyolddude · 09-27-2006, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by spectre

No way. Those moves were like using a bandaid for cancer. The one that needs to get removed there is Matt Millon.

Sorry that my sarcasm smiley is broke...

there... it worked that time!

Now it seems that Corey Bradford is the latest scapegoat in the D.
Millen runs home to PA every week, and doesn't have to show his face in public around here. (Smartest move he's made in 5 years)

09-25-2006, 08:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
MontanaXVI Junkie Location: Go A's!!!!	Breaking News from Oakland Raiders practice Associated Press: OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Raider players was the GOALLINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again. Sorry I seen this somewhere else and had to copy it here, I am a 49er fan and while the offense has scored, the team is still pretty bad, so don't feel too bad Raiders fans there is competition for that #1 pick next year. __________________ Spank you very much

09-25-2006, 07:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
goddfather40 Llama Location: Cali-for-nye-a	Man, I was really impressed by the Raiders performance against the bye this week. At least they didn't lose __________________ My name is goddfather40 and I approved this message. I got ho's and I got bitches, In C++ I branch with switches -MC Plus+

09-25-2006, 07:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	Hahahaha. Good one. __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

09-26-2006, 12:07 PM	#9 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Thank god it's football season in Chicago! The Cubs suck the Sox didn't play up to expectations and the Hawks have sucked for a decade! The NBA is not for me. Great joke! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

09-26-2006, 12:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Good joke! The Cards bit it big this week, too. They better do better! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-25-2006, 08:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Pretty embarassing. This is a joke, right?

09-25-2006, 12:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	That is frickin' hillarious! Awesome news report.

09-25-2006, 08:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
shakran Tone.	replace that with the Packers and it's just as funny. /still can't believe they lost to the SAINTS for chrissake.

09-26-2006, 11:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	None of them are the doormats the Lions continue to be. I sure am glad that they got rid of those cancers Joey Harrington, Charles Rogers and Steve Mariucci! Oh, yeah... GREAT POST, Montana!

09-26-2006, 03:03 PM	#12 (permalink)
keyshawn Psycho	Hah, I'm actually looking forward to the raiders/browns game on sunday. Whoo - Let's see the Browns blow this one in the 4th quarter again ! cya, keyshawn __________________ currently reading: currently playing :

09-26-2006, 09:16 PM	#14 (permalink)
jorgelito All important elusive independent swing voter... Location: People's Republic of KKKalifornia	Oh man, tha was a joke? Scary that it was actually believable. But then again I had also read a report that the Raiders did well against the BYE this week. Go figure.