Sex with a broken limb
 

I've been away from here for a while, mainly because of crazy amounts of stuff going on and getting a girlfriend ("I couullddd surf the internet... or I could go make out with the girlfriend... hmmm"), but I recently had a problem come up and immediately thought of you guys.

So, uhm, maybe I'm using you? Erp. Sorry. :-[

Anyway, I got hit by a car on Tuesday (on the sidewalk!) and fractured the top of my right tibia, right up in the knee.

Ouch.

I'm all right and everything, but I'm on crutches and my leg is in a knee-immobilizer, and the girlfriend is getting antsy. ;) Any positions or tips for having sex with a broken leg?

Thanks in advance, everybody.

HER ON TOP!

Definitely. She gets to do the work 'cause you're disabled. :D

Try her on top and spooning...mmm, spooning. Both are great for keeping certain limbs still :)

oral sex would be ideal cos the only limp you'd be moving is the index finger to change the tv channel :D

Well, oral sex is what we've done so far, and it has been great. (;-)) But that only satisfies the girlfriend for so long.

My fear with her-on-top is that at some point she'll be bouncing around (so to speak) and end up with her weight on my leg, which would not be fun.

Perhaps I should just suck it up and risk it, eh?

if it starts to hurt stop and change positions...

try having ure legs over the edge of the bed instead of on the bed

Her on top!!! You dont have to do any work!!! Besides I'm sure she'll love being in control, I know I do!!! :)

Haha.. that reminds me of when I pulled my groin muscle and I tried to have sex.. I do not recommend that!

Either sit on a chair, like a desk chair or dining chair, or lie on a bench; then put her on top of you. That way her feet will be on the ground and she will not accidentally bounce you around and hurt you.

Also try having her bend over a piece of sturdy furniture, like a desk or dresser, then put a crutch under one arm and lean on the furniture with the other, and do her from behind. You should be able to triangulate between your good leg, your crutch, and your other arm. Should be possible but take it slow.

I don't reccomend doing her from behind while standing. Chances of falling over and injuring yourself or both of you is too high with a bum leg.

However, sitting on a chair is ideal. Armless office chairs are best for this, especially since they're height adjustable.

He speaks the truth! Kinda like somebody kicked you in the balls...

Other than that, have her on the top and just do it near by a wall or on a bed with bed post, that way, she can leivate (sp) herself and avoid having to "bounce" on your leg.