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tv. · 07-24-2003, 10:02 PM

shaved is better

OrionNomad · 07-25-2003, 09:01 AM

First time it itches like hell, but keep it up for a week or two and it won't itch anymore.

iggy1234 · 07-26-2003, 01:15 PM

IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE WAVE,
IT'S THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN!
you may say that but sure takes a long time to get to england in a row boat,,,, and cant make butter with a tooth pick

Keg-o-Grog · 07-27-2003, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nickt
Where ingrown hairs occur, you need to exfoliate the skin (read: scrape a few layers of skin off) so that the hair can grow out of the skin. This can be done with a lufra or back scrubber or something and you can actually get shower gel with little grainy bits which help too.

Moisturizing on top of all this also helps.

sorry, but can you be a little more specific, i cant seem to get it right

Subform · 07-28-2003, 02:50 AM

It is okay to have a very small Penis.
As long as you have a huge ass to pump it in with!

Subform · 07-28-2003, 02:58 AM

I shave aswell on a regular basis. Im completely shaved from the Guide (hair from navle and down).

I've had that problem aswell, it started helping when i used aftershave afterwards. Not much .. but alittle. It helps aswell with using ladies créme. Hand créme didn't work for me

Anyways .. hope it helps ..

Fenster · 07-28-2003, 07:20 AM

I would suggest using neosporin or any other type of antibiotic ointment typically used for cuts and scrapes. Sounds strange to use it, but it works. Don't spend the extra dollar or two for bonafide neosporin though, get the generic stuff.

Caser · 07-28-2003, 08:24 AM

hahahahha what happens if u dont got a huge ass to pump it with

then ur f*cked?

chizzle · 07-28-2003, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baudot
...and it's annoying to see people not do searches. Still, the end result is that you welcome all fetishes except that one. I understand how you got there, but the end result seems to go against the spirit of the community. You get annoyed at hearing the question over and over again. It doesn't make repeating a useless answer useful.

I think you're on the right track by making this a top level notification. I'd just add a redirect in with it, at that top[ level part.

Something like:

"If you must obsess about this, please do it somewhere else. Try http://www.thundersplace.com/ where hundreds of men have nothing better to do than talk about the size of their wangs."

Now your wet behind the ears noob ends up not bothering you, going somewhere he will get help, and landing at another free forum rather than giving money to spammers or infomercial hounds.

I don't know, I could be wrong....but it seems like if people are obsessed with it and they want to talk about it...let them fuckin talk about it.

If you are sooo annoyed by it, don't read it. Their are tons of others threads and subjects.

I read something about it being ok to have conflicting opinions with other members.

I'm new in here, so it's probably not my place to say anything...but, is every topic that you guys are annoyed with going to be banned?

HaloLauren · 07-29-2003, 06:00 AM

Amen, Halx

jbrooks544 · 07-29-2003, 07:05 AM

sdfgsdfghdfghdfhdfhgdfghdsfghdfgh

HaloLauren · 07-29-2003, 07:07 AM

I wish it was socially acceptable for men to shave all over.

Loup · 07-29-2003, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chizzle
I don't know, I could be wrong....but it seems like if people are obsessed with it and they want to talk about it...let them fuckin talk about it.

If you are sooo annoyed by it, don't read it. Their are tons of others threads and subjects.

I read something about it being ok to have conflicting opinions with other members.

I'm new in here, so it's probably not my place to say anything...but, is every topic that you guys are annoyed with going to be banned?

This is Hals creation, so it is fair that he sets the rules. It's as simple as that.

tenchi069 · 07-29-2003, 07:19 AM

don't worry about socially acceptable. if you're a girl, shave where you want to shave. if you're a guy, shave where you want to shave. YOUR body, not theirs. To clarify something, if your bf/gf thinks it's sexy for you shave <body part> and you do, remember it is because YOU WANT to, for them.

HaloLauren · 07-29-2003, 07:22 AM

I do shave where I want to. I just wish my boyfriend would, hehe.

brad-va · 07-29-2003, 08:48 AM

shaved sack makes it much more sensitive (in a good way). its probably worth the pain of getting it like that. it also takes dedication to keep it that way (shave every other day).

Subform · 07-29-2003, 09:01 AM

Im always as smooth as a babys butt!

Shaving every morning, and i've been doing it for about 2-3 years now ..

Garbly · 07-29-2003, 03:59 PM

Yeah seriously, whats the point of knowing if your penis is too small, most guys want "penis enlargement" anyways.

-Anders · 07-30-2003, 01:52 AM

I shave every last bit off, it just feels and looks so much better.
I can't even imagine not doing it, it just looks so ungroomed

GSRIDER · 07-30-2003, 07:21 AM

Is "crooked" conversation ok? I'm leaning to the left a bit.... I'd like to; with the use of rubber bands and a gentle pulley system take that curve upward to create the ultimate g-spot stimulator. It's just that I look funny at work with a retainer around my waste and constant porn on my screen to keep it "active" in order to stimulate the recurviture.

Here's to hoping

thedrake · 07-30-2003, 08:05 AM

practice, practice, practice...it gets to the point where it doesn't even itch after a while.

vveronica · 08-01-2003, 08:19 AM

oh yeah, size does not matter.... yeah right!
Give me a choice and im not entertaining the cocktail wennie...
Wooohooo

pacmannamcap · 08-01-2003, 10:16 AM

Be very careful because your balls are not forgiving when shaving. Every girl (not that many) that I have been with loved it as a sexual turn on.

Hrothgar · 08-01-2003, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HaloLauren
I wish it was socially acceptable for men to shave all over.

It's only not socially acceptable if after you shave you suddenly show your neighborhood your newly shorn scrotum.

sailor · 08-01-2003, 01:33 PM

One good trimming technique I have found is this:

First, get a brush. Brush it all out, against the grain (read: up) so that it is all standing out. Then get some scissors and cut it as short as you possibly can with them. After that, get a razor, and while dry (if not dry, you run the risk of getting razor burn like its your job) shave down the areas where you want no hair.

08-01-2003, 01:51 PM

I take pride my upkeep. I look at it as this: If i expect an attempt from my S.O. , it's only fair. I keep the boys, the shaft, the taint, and very very top of my legs (the fold at my crotch line) bare. I keep a very short patch above mr happy - like less than 1/4 inch long. So far it's always been well recieved. And yeah, if you get even half a chubby, you look huge.

Anyways - any long stuff gets hacked off with a beard trimmer, and then I shave it all with good qaulity shaving gel in the shower. Takes 5 mins tops. I had been using mach3 razors, but now i've switched to the Gilette three blade disposables. Can't recall the name.

Methinks i should take some pictures...

Ovenall · 08-01-2003, 05:37 PM

Okay-

I like to trim the pubes. I've shaved the whole package a few times, but the problem is that my wife has a problem with the stubble (even immedieately after) against her privates.

I've settled on simply trimming the bush with a scissors, and occasionally shaving the old scrotum. This dosen't interfere with intercourse, but the wife likes it when she goes down on me.

And no, it's not painful, or awkward.

Mephisto2 · 08-01-2003, 06:04 PM

I laugh everything I come onto this board and see that notice.

Gets me everytime!

hahaha

Mr Mephisto

Contami22 · 08-01-2003, 07:12 PM

Dont shave, dont care.

jumpingbeans · 08-02-2003, 10:04 AM

is that ypur penis or a gummy worm ?

cylune · 08-02-2003, 11:44 AM

I just shaved for the first time, and it itches like a mongoose in heat. But it does feel very different. Unfortunatly I have to wait for my girl to get back from vacation before I have any opinions one way or the other.

marleyman · 08-02-2003, 11:54 AM

I have read a few of these posts on shaving and i and my GF use this product...The seiko cleancut.

http://www.beavershaver.com

Works great and dont have to worry about cutting yourself

Mephisto2 · 08-02-2003, 05:47 PM

Either way, it's all sticky and purple...

Mr Mephisto

jibs · 08-02-2003, 08:19 PM

Size doesn't matter until you break up with them.. all of the sudden you possess the smallest penis known to man!

crow_daw · 08-02-2003, 09:56 PM

I just trim mine fairly short, I like it a whole lot better this way.

Scrub0 · 08-02-2003, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Antagony
I do a combination of shaving and trimming.

I shave the testicles and around the shaft, then I trim the rest really short.

Same here..but sometimes I shave it all just for the hell of it. I also keep the asscrack and the very tops of my legs trimmed.

Linus · 08-02-2003, 11:23 PM

I shave from just below the navel to the underside of my balls. I do this every other day and it feels and looks great. Highly recommended.

sagester · 08-03-2003, 05:53 PM

This is a rather embarrassing problem, and I’m curious if people know how I can deal with it…

I have hair growing on a good portion on my shaft, does anyone know how I can get rid of it. Shaving works, but the hair is rather thick and bumps remain, plus it itches like a motherfucker and grows back pretty quickly.

The way the hair is grown in I don’t think waxing would be possible…

Any ideas?

Slims · 08-03-2003, 05:56 PM

Edited

mule12 · 08-03-2003, 05:59 PM

maybe something like Nads would work, it's supposed to be "pain free" after all.

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07-25-2003, 09:01 AM	#322 (permalink)
OrionNomad Upright	First time it itches like hell, but keep it up for a week or two and it won't itch anymore. __________________ AA:O -=That May Be Your Way, But Its Not The Army Way=-

07-28-2003, 02:50 AM	#325 (permalink)
Subform Crazy Location: Vordingborg, Denmark	It is okay to have a very small Penis. As long as you have a huge ass to pump it in with! __________________ -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Subform - Allover the place

07-28-2003, 02:58 AM	#326 (permalink)
Subform Crazy Location: Vordingborg, Denmark	I shave aswell on a regular basis. Im completely shaved from the Guide (hair from navle and down). I've had that problem aswell, it started helping when i used aftershave afterwards. Not much .. but alittle. It helps aswell with using ladies créme. Hand créme didn't work for me Anyways .. hope it helps .. __________________ -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Subform - Allover the place

07-28-2003, 08:24 AM	#328 (permalink)
Caser Tilted Location: langley	hahahahha what happens if u dont got a huge ass to pump it with then ur f*cked? __________________ ( . Y . )

07-24-2003, 10:02 PM	#321 (permalink)
tv. Tilted	shaved is better

07-26-2003, 01:15 PM	#323 (permalink)
iggy1234 Upright	IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE WAVE, IT'S THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN! you may say that but sure takes a long time to get to england in a row boat,,,, and cant make butter with a tooth pick

07-28-2003, 07:20 AM	#327 (permalink)
Fenster Upright	I would suggest using neosporin or any other type of antibiotic ointment typically used for cuts and scrapes. Sounds strange to use it, but it works. Don't spend the extra dollar or two for bonafide neosporin though, get the generic stuff.

07-29-2003, 06:00 AM	#330 (permalink)
HaloLauren Banned	Amen, Halx

07-29-2003, 07:05 AM	#331 (permalink)
jbrooks544 Addict	sdfgsdfghdfghdfhdfhgdfghdsfghdfgh Last edited by jbrooks544; 03-20-2007 at 08:49 AM..

07-29-2003, 07:07 AM	#332 (permalink)
HaloLauren Banned	I wish it was socially acceptable for men to shave all over.

07-29-2003, 07:19 AM	#334 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	don't worry about socially acceptable. if you're a girl, shave where you want to shave. if you're a guy, shave where you want to shave. YOUR body, not theirs. To clarify something, if your bf/gf thinks it's sexy for you shave <body part> and you do, remember it is because YOU WANT to, for them.

07-29-2003, 07:22 AM	#335 (permalink)
HaloLauren Banned	I do shave where I want to. I just wish my boyfriend would, hehe.

07-29-2003, 08:48 AM	#336 (permalink)
brad-va Crazy Location: VA	shaved sack makes it much more sensitive (in a good way). its probably worth the pain of getting it like that. it also takes dedication to keep it that way (shave every other day). __________________ -- If at first you don't succeed, try something else. You're obviously no good at that.

07-29-2003, 09:01 AM	#337 (permalink)
Subform Crazy Location: Vordingborg, Denmark	Im always as smooth as a babys butt! Shaving every morning, and i've been doing it for about 2-3 years now .. __________________ -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Subform - Allover the place

07-29-2003, 03:59 PM	#338 (permalink)
Garbly Upright	Yeah seriously, whats the point of knowing if your penis is too small, most guys want "penis enlargement" anyways.

07-30-2003, 01:52 AM	#339 (permalink)
-Anders Custom title. Location: Denmark.	I shave every last bit off, it just feels and looks so much better. I can't even imagine not doing it, it just looks so ungroomed __________________ Signature 101

07-30-2003, 07:21 AM	#340 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Is "crooked" conversation ok? I'm leaning to the left a bit.... I'd like to; with the use of rubber bands and a gentle pulley system take that curve upward to create the ultimate g-spot stimulator. It's just that I look funny at work with a retainer around my waste and constant porn on my screen to keep it "active" in order to stimulate the recurviture. Here's to hoping __________________ No signature at this time.

07-30-2003, 08:05 AM	#341 (permalink)
thedrake Banned Location: Iowa	practice, practice, practice...it gets to the point where it doesn't even itch after a while.

08-01-2003, 08:19 AM	#342 (permalink)
vveronica Psycho Location: northern california	oh yeah, size does not matter.... yeah right! Give me a choice and im not entertaining the cocktail wennie... Wooohooo __________________ ...We find ourselves in a struggle for our very right to exsist... We will not go quietly into the night... We will not give up without a fight...

08-01-2003, 10:16 AM	#343 (permalink)
pacmannamcap Upright	Be very careful because your balls are not forgiving when shaving. Every girl (not that many) that I have been with loved it as a sexual turn on.

08-01-2003, 01:33 PM	#345 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	One good trimming technique I have found is this: First, get a brush. Brush it all out, against the grain (read: up) so that it is all standing out. Then get some scissors and cut it as short as you possibly can with them. After that, get a razor, and while dry (if not dry, you run the risk of getting razor burn like its your job) shave down the areas where you want no hair. __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

08-01-2003, 01:51 PM	#346 (permalink)
smithja0423 Guest	I take pride my upkeep. I look at it as this: If i expect an attempt from my S.O. , it's only fair. I keep the boys, the shaft, the taint, and very very top of my legs (the fold at my crotch line) bare. I keep a very short patch above mr happy - like less than 1/4 inch long. So far it's always been well recieved. And yeah, if you get even half a chubby, you look huge. Anyways - any long stuff gets hacked off with a beard trimmer, and then I shave it all with good qaulity shaving gel in the shower. Takes 5 mins tops. I had been using mach3 razors, but now i've switched to the Gilette three blade disposables. Can't recall the name. Methinks i should take some pictures...

08-01-2003, 05:37 PM	#347 (permalink)
Ovenall Upright	Okay- I like to trim the pubes. I've shaved the whole package a few times, but the problem is that my wife has a problem with the stubble (even immedieately after) against her privates. I've settled on simply trimming the bush with a scissors, and occasionally shaving the old scrotum. This dosen't interfere with intercourse, but the wife likes it when she goes down on me. And no, it's not painful, or awkward.

08-01-2003, 06:04 PM	#348 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	I laugh everything I come onto this board and see that notice. Gets me everytime! hahaha Mr Mephisto

08-01-2003, 07:12 PM	#349 (permalink)
Contami22 Banned	Dont shave, dont care.

08-02-2003, 10:04 AM	#350 (permalink)
jumpingbeans Tilted	is that ypur penis or a gummy worm ? __________________ USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,

08-02-2003, 11:44 AM	#351 (permalink)
cylune Upright Location: Oregon, WI	I just shaved for the first time, and it itches like a mongoose in heat. But it does feel very different. Unfortunatly I have to wait for my girl to get back from vacation before I have any opinions one way or the other.

08-02-2003, 11:54 AM	#352 (permalink)
marleyman Upright	I have read a few of these posts on shaving and i and my GF use this product...The seiko cleancut. http://www.beavershaver.com Works great and dont have to worry about cutting yourself

08-02-2003, 05:47 PM	#353 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	Either way, it's all sticky and purple... Mr Mephisto

08-02-2003, 08:19 PM	#354 (permalink)
jibs Tilted	Size doesn't matter until you break up with them.. all of the sudden you possess the smallest penis known to man!

08-02-2003, 09:56 PM	#355 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	I just trim mine fairly short, I like it a whole lot better this way. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

08-02-2003, 11:23 PM	#357 (permalink)
Linus Upright	I shave from just below the navel to the underside of my balls. I do this every other day and it feels and looks great. Highly recommended.

08-03-2003, 05:53 PM	#358 (permalink)
sagester Upright	Shaft hair... This is a rather embarrassing problem, and I’m curious if people know how I can deal with it… I have hair growing on a good portion on my shaft, does anyone know how I can get rid of it. Shaving works, but the hair is rather thick and bumps remain, plus it itches like a motherfucker and grows back pretty quickly. The way the hair is grown in I don’t think waxing would be possible… Any ideas?

08-03-2003, 05:56 PM	#359 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Edited __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence Last edited by Slims; 12-20-2010 at 06:51 PM..