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slimcr 06-25-2005 02:06 PM

So we did it......
 
while I drove.....

Yup did it in my car last night on the way back home, around 11 pm...few cars on the road...we took this road we sometimes take, relatively lonely....

halfway home, i tell my girl, wouldnt it be cool if you sat on me and we did it righ here, right now...she was like yeah..... *i didnt really believe it then*

i said, you want to? she said yeah.... *didnt believe that then*

so I said, you'll have to take your pants off *I thought she'd laugh it off and we'd just continue driving home.....WRONG...she took em off and said, you'll have to take yours off so I dropped my pants and boxers and she sat on me, facing me......

we did it for a few Kms till we reached a residential area..

Man that was fun ..... :thumbsup:

Kinda wacky though I have to admit. :hmm:

Hardknock 06-25-2005 02:18 PM

Always wanted to do that....

Good show! :cool:

Cynthetiq 06-25-2005 03:23 PM

did it on a highway... found myself driving 80mph... would have been weird to explain to an officer as to why I was speeding.

Siege 06-25-2005 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq
did it on a highway... found myself driving 80mph... would have been weird to explain to an officer as to why I was speeding.

You were trying to get home to a bed. But you couldn't wait so you used the car and you were trying to reduce the amount of indecent exposure :D

tecoyah 06-25-2005 03:33 PM

Why Dont We Do It In The Roooaaadddd

No One Will Be Watching Us

Why Dont We Do It In The Road

TexanAvenger 06-25-2005 03:39 PM

'Tis a grand experience, is it not?

Just remember to practice safe sex:
Use turn signals.

Martian 06-25-2005 03:58 PM

I don't know how I'd drive while doing that, but then I was never good at multi-tasking. Good on ya, I suppose, just watch you don't get yourself into a collision... that'd just be awkward (assuming of course that no one gets injured).

wisj2 06-25-2005 04:18 PM

I used to date a woman who would suck cock for hours when we were on the road, just something she said she enjoyed doing. Who was I to stop her?

Dunta 06-25-2005 04:20 PM

Wow. That's awesome. The only thing we have ever done in the car is she has given me a bj on the way home from a shopping trip once. And of course we have the usual petting and rubbing occasionally. That's always fun.

im2smrt4u 06-25-2005 04:37 PM

I got some road head on the last road trip with my g/f. It was awesome! :D

Ambiguity 06-25-2005 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by im2smrt4u
I got some road head on the last road trip with my g/f. It was awesome! :D


I'll second that.

Aladdin Sane 06-25-2005 05:02 PM

My gf and I did it on the freeway in Dallas. The truckers seemed to enjoy it. It was late at night. They probably needed a wakeup.

Sage 06-25-2005 07:27 PM

I have no clue as to the technicalities of sex while driving... although road head can be fun... and you can scream as loud as you want in a car! :)

fhqwhgads 06-25-2005 09:13 PM

Next step: 69 while driving.

superredhead 06-26-2005 08:41 AM

road head rules.. as for sex while driving, optimal conditions would include a bench seat itd just be easier

MSD 06-26-2005 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fhqwhgads
Next step: 69 while driving.

"Honey, I don't want to kill the mood, but your head's in the way of my leg and I need you to put your left hand on the clutch for a second."

ngdawg 06-26-2005 04:27 PM

Driving along I81 in VA, following a friend home from Tn. A white Corolla comes screaming up around me, swerves in front of me and almost cuts me off. I then notice...... a girl's head pop up after the swerve, then disappears again...
I radioed ahead to my friend that the driver in the white car behind him is getting a bj at the moment and he can't handle the car, so watch out.
A player for the Philadelphia Flyers was killed along with his girlfriend in an auto accident several years ago. According to the position of their bodies, he was getting a bj (her head was wedged under the steering wheel).
I'll remain sitting up, safely buckled in.......

Siege 06-26-2005 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngdawg
A player for the Philadelphia Flyers was killed along with his girlfriend in an auto accident several years ago. According to the position of their bodies, he was getting a bj (her head was wedged under the steering wheel).
I'll remain sitting up, safely buckled in.......

Must be awkward to explain the circumstances of his death to family/reporters :lol:

kramus 06-26-2005 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seige
Must be awkward to explain the circumstances of his death to family/reporters :lol:

The survivors would find this an issue. The interested parties were quite happily engaged in performing the ultimate in realizing a good death. Like anything else - if they only injure themselves while enjoying what they want to then more power to them.

rainheart 06-26-2005 06:18 PM

Why do I get the feeling that if this made it out on the news, that a couple died in a car accident while having sex and driving at the same time, and it was posted on this board, people would be making a lot less tolerant replies. I bet it would be even worse if the passengers in the other vehicle(s) were also injured or died.

ngdawg 06-26-2005 06:27 PM

The gentleman in question, luckily or unluckily, crashed into a tree. When it was reported about their untimelly death, no mention was made of the how's or why's. The story of those was later told by an EMS on the scene to one of my family members.
I cringe when I hear of the so-called fun people have doing 'it' while behind the wheel. My life and certainly not the participants' is worth a thrill. If you have to have sex right then and there, do me and my kids a favor-pull the fuck over-literally.

kramus 06-26-2005 06:48 PM

People engage in lots of activity that can in worst case scenarios result in horrific consequences. Including asking the wrong person for assistance when their vehical breaks down instead of waiting for a member of the police to happen by, or picking up a child to give them a better view at a scenic rest stop. True, engaging in sexual behavior while driving can readily have a more catastrophic immediacy that we understand than, say, asking a girl for a dance in a bar and getting your ass shot off by one of her irate aquaintances - still, folks will do it, enjoy it, and in the main not suffer any negative consequences.

A thread started because of a terminal result of sexual behavior engaged in while driving would have a different intent then that of the original creator of this thread. The general tone of the dead-head-thread would of course be different, having started from that different place.


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