tehpronking

Ok. My girlfriend absolutely loves to be fingered. In fact, sometimes she has me fingering her for up to a half hour before we engage in any other sexual activities. The great thing about this is that, for whatever reason, her vagina NEVER smells on the outside. Ever. Even going down on her is a pleasant experience because she just doesn't have an odor.

Once I get my fingers up in there, however, they DO come out smelling like a vagina. Not a nasty smell, but a smell nonetheless. (Most of you know what a clean vagina smells like.) The problem is, the smell does not go away until at least a dozen times of washing my hands with something like dish soap. I'm probably just being obsessive, but I worry that someone is going to somehow catch a whiff of my hand. (This is obviously ridiculous, because I can't smell a thing unless I put my finger up to my nose... so I'd have to do the same to someone else for them to be able to smell it.)

My question is... what can I do to make the smell go away faster? Is there some quick remedy for it?

Any help would be appreciated.

kutulu

I just enjoy it and get a laugh that someone might be able to smell her on me (assuming I'm not at work or dealing with family). I guess you could soak them in bleach (not recommended).

ShaniFaye

try washing your hands with lemon juice....it works really for lots of things like onions, fish etc...so maybe that will work too

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Carno

Don't put them up her vagina

KinkyKiwi

lol i was going to say lemon too but shani beat me to it ..also..dial soap works really well as does rubbing alcohol or essential oils.

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Umm...Why would you want to get rid of it?

<--now feels like a perv...

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boredom

Let her suck on your fingers, better then washing your hands repeatedly

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Coppertop

Smell them occasionally and grin like an idiot the rest of the day of course.

tecoyah

I personally love the scent....but.....if indeed you feel the need to rid yourself of the aroma of the goddess.....peppermint oil, but just two drops.

Otherwise your hands will go numb.

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arch13

exactly my thoughts
Enjoy having that smell on your hand.
Heck, take a wiff every once in a while

/Clocks into the perv club meeting

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Tophat665

Also a member of the perv club, but, if you don't like them smelling like vagina, then there are a bunch of things you could do:

Lemon Juice should work, or lime, orange, grapefruit, or tomato.
Alcohol should work, I recommend cheap bourbon.
Overpowering it with peppermint oil or patchouli or spearmint leaves should work.

However, the best way to stop your finger from smelling like Vagina is.....

... stick it in her ass.

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skier

I guess i'm a perv too.

I get the sneaking suspicion girls can at least subconsciously smell it. I swear I get treated better by other girls when I smell of pussy/sex.

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Willravel

Agreed on the peppermint oil. That stuff is the escence of smell.

Do not use a mint when you're eating her out. I had a bad experience. A 3 hour experience. We were both exhausted.

TroutKind

Savor the smell. Think of them as a vagina popsicle!

snowy

Yes, I am a member of the perv club...though I prefer the smell of cock on my hand over vagina.

Dial soap works best for me, as does following with a hand/foot lotion with mint.

As for the mint...I used to really enjoy using Body Shop's peppermint foot lotion on my bits as lube for masturbating. Mm. Tingly.

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Acetylene

Try baking soda.

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I love smelling like my boyfriend...Ahh, and when the whole room jsut smells like sex: Mmmmmm.
His pheromones smell like mana from heaven (if it had a smell...). I wish I could roll in him sometimes so I could smell like that all day.

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Seaver

Just leave it, your friends will catch the smell and they know who's the man for the rest of the day.

oblar

it seems like you have already gotten several valid responses, so I am just going to echo the "smell it and grin like an idiot for the rest of the day"

MEAD

Lick it off.

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Dilbert1234567

stainless steel, is realy good at taking smells out, take a stainless steel spoon and run it under cold water while rubbing your finger and hands all over it (everywhere if you miss a spot it will still smell) it works great for taking all kinds of smells out, garlic, onions, woman ect.

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Kalnaur

Fingers smelling like a vagina is a bad thing? My man (I am going to assume I have the gender right in this instance) it means you have someone that wants you to be with her in the most intamate of ways. I see nothing wrong with it. Though if you must destroy such a scent, use something with citric acid in it. Lemmon juice or something like that.

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Suave

Tophat's last suggestion would definitely work.

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Cimarron29414

I would think hydrogen peroxide would work. It will kill the bacteria causing the odor. We use it as a carpet cleaner. Nothing works better on red wine.

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Charlatan

If it is really stinky she really needs to use soap and water prior to fingering her...

If it is just a naturally musky scent... just leave it an enjoy. Nothing pervy about that.

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JamesB

I'd try an oxidizing agent (mild) such as dilute hydrogen peroxide [pharmacy]. That should chemically neutralize the 'odour causing compounds' that you are (strangely) not fond of.

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exactly.

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blizzak

mmm...love that smell
I wonder if people ever see me sniffing my hand every so often lol

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hobo

i love the smell, i wish i could smell it more often, haha

Demeter

I know its a serious matter, but everytime I see the thread title, What to do about fingers smelling like vagina?
I wanna post "Stick them in her butt." problem solved.

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trib767

Mmm, finger lickin' good!!! Who needs KFC!!!

absorbentishe

Dude, don't worry about it, it's all good. If you buds smell it, yes you are the man. If other women smell it, they'll want to get some of you too. It's a win win situation. Oh, and you can remember what you did hours ago!

Elusive Dreamer

1- make her suck on your fingers afterward... you'll still smell like her but it's just a hot thing to do in the moment.

with my man... i don't always get a chance to 'fully' get the smell off me but that's deliberate
i sometimes sneak a smell while sitting at my desk at work when i get a free moment. it just takes me back to thirty minutes prior and then my day is just that much better. smelling of your SO i think is the best way to start your day!

Biscuit Buns

Just enjoy it.

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dougiefresh

I think Vincent Vega had the same problem : "I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job."

splck

exactly..

enjoy the flashbacks

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i was gonna say that, but you bet me to it,

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