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Blue Fish · 03-30-2005, 04:37 PM

Luckily I have a wife that's great at BJ's but still any blow job that does not feature my balls in her mouth is disappointing.

lindseylatch · 03-30-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue Fish

Luckily I have a wife that's great at BJ's but still any blow job that does not feature my balls in her mouth is disappointing.

haha, i don't want to spend all night fishing hair out of my mouth...

insidious_machinae · 03-31-2005, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by lindseylatch

haha, i don't want to spend all night fishing hair out of my mouth...

The simple solution is to have him shave.

ruggerp11 · 03-31-2005, 02:47 AM

Enthusiasm like a lot of people said is one of the MOST important things when it comes to any kind of oral sex.

I must also stress though that enthusiasm isn't everything. I've had girls who crave a cock in the mouth (for lack of a better descriptive term) that just don't either take the time to do it well or don't know how. I'd love to teach, that would be kind of hot too, holding her hair back telling her what feels good.

G5_Todd · 03-31-2005, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

My Davey loves teeth!!!!

I sometimes wish I could give classes on how to give a blow job and how its NOT just bobbing up and down as rugger described.....so many women could benefit if they'd just take the time to READ up on sexual techniques.

if your class ever needs a training aid i'd be more than happy to help out

oh btw...i didnt notice till just now but i had my hand on my junk and i felt a sore spot....i took it out for inspection and found that she actually took a small layer of skin off....

freaked me out when i saw it....

kel · 03-31-2005, 05:52 AM

Teeth and suction disasters aside, no there isn't such a thing as a bad one.

snowy · 03-31-2005, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by nwlinkvxd

The simple solution is to have him shave.

No thanks. I'd rather deal with the hair (provided he isn't hairy like a wildebeest or something).

I speak for Lindsey too...we had a long talk about this over pizza last night.

MageB420666 · 03-31-2005, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by braisler

And practice makes perfect, right?

Nope practicing *correctly* makes perfect. A girl won't get any better at giving head if all she practices is giving bad blowjobs.

black94lt1 · 03-31-2005, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ruggerp11

Enthusiasm like a lot of people said is one of the MOST important things when it comes to any kind of oral sex.

I must also stress though that enthusiasm isn't everything. I've had girls who crave a cock in the mouth (for lack of a better descriptive term) that just don't either take the time to do it well or don't know how. I'd love to teach, that would be kind of hot too, holding her hair back telling her what feels good.

Couldn't have said it better

abaya · 03-31-2005, 03:58 PM

Okay, good to know!... I guess I can understand that happening, but don't like the idea of it too much.

It would help my lips though if I could get one of those... maybe I should wear a mouthguard or something...

LoganSnake · 03-31-2005, 04:26 PM

There is definatelly a thing called bad blow job. Especially if she's in the wrong position and just keeping teething me off. I usually couldn't stand more than a few seconds of that and told her to go deeper. At which point I used to get "hrmpf" looks. But sometimes she realized it and made up for it.

Coppertop · 03-31-2005, 04:58 PM

There is no such thing as bad head.

That being said, there are definitely some that are better than others. Teeth? Not so good. Lips and throat that have a heavenly ability to draw a load out of a fella? Yes, please! Lack of enthusiasm? Less than ideal. Gazing up at me with wide eyes mid-fellation? Hells yes.

Any time a girl is making an effort to ply tender ministrations to my little buddy is a good time for me.

K-Wise · 03-31-2005, 05:10 PM

I'm a virgin and the only blowjob I've ever had was a lazy one. Lazy ones are bad don't have to have a bunch to know that. It wasn't really a blowjob though..it was pretty much fellatio..she just licked it and then inserted it 2 or 3 times slowly which felt really good and then she fuckin stopped! And by stopped I mean she didn't continue doing it after that! I just stood there looking at it. I was like "But it's still hard!" She made me put the shit back in my pants grr. My whole blowjob experiance lasted less than a minute

Since thats all I've ever experianced I guess I've developed a bj fetish. I've been dying to get a proper one ever since. No such luck yet. It'll happen eventually if I start going out again. Need a car

Asta!!

snowy · 03-31-2005, 06:07 PM

Come up to Oregon and I'll be glad to show you how a real bj goes down. But that proves some of my points--focus, enthusiasm and attention to detail are essentials for good head.

Something Coppertop mentioned--eye contact. I LOVE looking up at my man while giving him a long lick and then finishing with a particularly evil smirk as his cock slides across my lips. Mm.

K-Wise · 03-31-2005, 06:08 PM

^ lol didn't you read? No car! If yer ever in Texas though lol

Asta!!

Coppertop · 03-31-2005, 06:28 PM

I think I need to introduce onesnowyowl to my girlfriend, leave them alone together with some alcohol and cross my fingers.

K-Wise · 03-31-2005, 06:28 PM

^ And videotape

Asta!!

pinkie · 03-31-2005, 06:48 PM

BJ + teeth = BAD 4 sure

snowy · 03-31-2005, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Coppertop

I think I need to introduce onesnowyowl to my girlfriend, leave them alone together with some alcohol and cross my fingers.

I think I might enjoy that.

Whoops. Already had some beer tonight.

G5_Todd · 03-31-2005, 11:53 PM

hoah for 1snowyowl

HAL3000 · 04-01-2005, 09:23 AM

It's like anything else... what is great for one, might not be great for another.

Show her how you like it... take the same care and consideration when giving her oral... and it all works out. Communication, always the key.

Stompy · 04-01-2005, 09:59 AM

Hm, yeah it can be bad if someone uses pure teeth, but if you're talking about inexperienced vs. experienced, there really isn't such a thing as a bad one.

Inexperienced: "wow, very good. I liked that."

Experienced: "how about we stay home for the next week?"

lunchbox · 04-01-2005, 10:12 AM

never really had bad head, just lesser degrees of good. Oddly enough each girlfriend i've had since i've been (oral) sexually active has been better than the last at giving head. My current gf loves it and she does the whole shebang swallows, ball attention, deep, licking, using hands, etc. It turns her on as much as it turns me on.

sorry for you guys that have had bad experiences, nothing but good here.

Shady · 04-04-2005, 12:51 PM

Yeah, I agree that there is no such thing as a bad BJ...only differing levels of good. For instance...last night, I had a freaking awesome blow job. I had gone to bed and was almost asleep, when she crawled into bed and just started blowing me. She didn't even say a word, and she finished all the way through. Awesome. She had also performed for me last week, only didn't finish. Both were good. One was better.

fluster · 04-09-2005, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by kramus

Sad but true. A good piss is better then a lousy blowjob.

Yep.

I've never been in to blow jobs. I'll take normal intercourse anyday thanks.

Ovenall · 04-10-2005, 01:56 PM

bad bjs yes, possible. Very rare in my experience. had a VERY oral GF once, liked to suck my fingers first, then go down on me. wow she gave great head. scarred me for life, because I'll never have another BJ like hers. let me cum in her mouth and evreything. *memories*

james t kirk · 04-10-2005, 02:08 PM

I have had more than a few bad blow jobs.

The girl I am dating right now can't suck cock to save her life. 5 seconds and I want it to stop. She has zero enthusiasm for it either, which is really sad cause now all I think about it getting a good blow job. On the plus side, she love intercourse and can go forever and never ever says no. She's a master of it.

Still, I long for a great BJ though.

I have been with women who were experts at giving head and really loved doing it. I have even been with 2 who would orgasm giving head (with no other stimulation than that.)

To give a good blow job:

1. No teeth, ever, not even teasing or lightly.

2. Lube up the shaft either with saliva or lube and stroke the shaft while taking the head, first few inches in your mouth.

3. Use the other hand to craddle the balls gently. Take the balls between your thumb and fingers and apply a very light pressure.

4. At the moment of orgasm, palm the balls and push them gently up toward the body as if to lift them back into their sockets.

5. Take the cum in your mouth (spit or swallow, I don't care, but don't pull back when he cums. Nothing is more of a let down. And don't open your mouth, keep it closed, be a big girl and take the cum. It's part of the the thrill after all.

6. No teeth. (Repeated on purpose.)

Bratwurst · 04-11-2005, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Shady

My girlfriend doesn't really like giving head, so any blowjob I get is a good one.

I'm in the same boat. But when she does give one, it's never been anything short of spectacular! I wish she would somehow start to like doing it. I really enjoy going down on her, I get really into it.

03-31-2005, 02:47 AM	#44 (permalink)
ruggerp11 Cautiously soaring Location: exploring my new home in SF	Enthusiasm like a lot of people said is one of the MOST important things when it comes to any kind of oral sex. I must also stress though that enthusiasm isn't everything. I've had girls who crave a cock in the mouth (for lack of a better descriptive term) that just don't either take the time to do it well or don't know how. I'd love to teach, that would be kind of hot too, holding her hair back telling her what feels good. __________________ Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it. --Mark Twain Do What makes you happy --Me BUT! "Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

03-31-2005, 05:52 AM	#46 (permalink)
kel WARNING: FLAMMABLE Location: Ask Acetylene	Teeth and suction disasters aside, no there isn't such a thing as a bad one. __________________ "It better be funny"

03-31-2005, 03:58 PM	#50 (permalink)
abaya Location: Iceland	Okay, good to know!... I guess I can understand that happening, but don't like the idea of it too much. It would help my lips though if I could get one of those... maybe I should wear a mouthguard or something... __________________ And think not you can direct the course of Love; for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course. --Khalil Gibran

03-31-2005, 04:26 PM	#51 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	There is definatelly a thing called bad blow job. Especially if she's in the wrong position and just keeping teething me off. I usually couldn't stand more than a few seconds of that and told her to go deeper. At which point I used to get "hrmpf" looks. But sometimes she realized it and made up for it. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

03-31-2005, 05:10 PM	#53 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	I'm a virgin and the only blowjob I've ever had was a lazy one. Lazy ones are bad don't have to have a bunch to know that. It wasn't really a blowjob though..it was pretty much fellatio..she just licked it and then inserted it 2 or 3 times slowly which felt really good and then she fuckin stopped! And by stopped I mean she didn't continue doing it after that! I just stood there looking at it. I was like "But it's still hard!" She made me put the shit back in my pants grr. My whole blowjob experiance lasted less than a minute Since thats all I've ever experianced I guess I've developed a bj fetish. I've been dying to get a proper one ever since. No such luck yet. It'll happen eventually if I start going out again. Need a car Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

03-30-2005, 04:37 PM	#41 (permalink)
Blue Fish Tilted Location: NJ, USA	Luckily I have a wife that's great at BJ's but still any blow job that does not feature my balls in her mouth is disappointing.

03-31-2005, 04:58 PM	#52 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	There is no such thing as bad head. That being said, there are definitely some that are better than others. Teeth? Not so good. Lips and throat that have a heavenly ability to draw a load out of a fella? Yes, please! Lack of enthusiasm? Less than ideal. Gazing up at me with wide eyes mid-fellation? Hells yes. Any time a girl is making an effort to ply tender ministrations to my little buddy is a good time for me.

03-31-2005, 06:07 PM	#54 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	Come up to Oregon and I'll be glad to show you how a real bj goes down. But that proves some of my points--focus, enthusiasm and attention to detail are essentials for good head. Something Coppertop mentioned--eye contact. I LOVE looking up at my man while giving him a long lick and then finishing with a particularly evil smirk as his cock slides across my lips. Mm. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

03-31-2005, 06:08 PM	#55 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ lol didn't you read? No car! If yer ever in Texas though lol Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

03-31-2005, 06:28 PM	#56 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	I think I need to introduce onesnowyowl to my girlfriend, leave them alone together with some alcohol and cross my fingers.

03-31-2005, 06:28 PM	#57 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ And videotape Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

03-31-2005, 06:48 PM	#58 (permalink)
pinkie Helplessly hoping Location: Above the stars	BJ + teeth = BAD 4 sure

03-31-2005, 11:53 PM	#60 (permalink)
G5_Todd Junkie Location: Reichstag	hoah for 1snowyowl

04-01-2005, 09:23 AM	#61 (permalink)
HAL3000 Upright	It's like anything else... what is great for one, might not be great for another. Show her how you like it... take the same care and consideration when giving her oral... and it all works out. Communication, always the key.

04-01-2005, 09:59 AM	#62 (permalink)
Stompy Banned from being Banned Location: Donkey	Hm, yeah it can be bad if someone uses pure teeth, but if you're talking about inexperienced vs. experienced, there really isn't such a thing as a bad one. Inexperienced: "wow, very good. I liked that." Experienced: "how about we stay home for the next week?" __________________ I love lamp.

04-01-2005, 10:12 AM	#63 (permalink)
lunchbox Thank God hockey is back Location: Deeeeeetroit	never really had bad head, just lesser degrees of good. Oddly enough each girlfriend i've had since i've been (oral) sexually active has been better than the last at giving head. My current gf loves it and she does the whole shebang swallows, ball attention, deep, licking, using hands, etc. It turns her on as much as it turns me on. sorry for you guys that have had bad experiences, nothing but good here. __________________ A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams

04-04-2005, 12:51 PM	#64 (permalink)
Shady Tilted Location: Ohio	Yeah, I agree that there is no such thing as a bad BJ...only differing levels of good. For instance...last night, I had a freaking awesome blow job. I had gone to bed and was almost asleep, when she crawled into bed and just started blowing me. She didn't even say a word, and she finished all the way through. Awesome. She had also performed for me last week, only didn't finish. Both were good. One was better. __________________ Only Dre can judge me for the mistakes I'm makin, if I'm fakin I'm Clay Aiken.

04-10-2005, 01:56 PM	#66 (permalink)
Ovenall Upright	bad bjs yes, possible. Very rare in my experience. had a VERY oral GF once, liked to suck my fingers first, then go down on me. wow she gave great head. scarred me for life, because I'll never have another BJ like hers. let me cum in her mouth and evreything. memories

04-10-2005, 02:08 PM	#67 (permalink)
james t kirk Junkie Location: Toronto	I have had more than a few bad blow jobs. The girl I am dating right now can't suck cock to save her life. 5 seconds and I want it to stop. She has zero enthusiasm for it either, which is really sad cause now all I think about it getting a good blow job. On the plus side, she love intercourse and can go forever and never ever says no. She's a master of it. Still, I long for a great BJ though. I have been with women who were experts at giving head and really loved doing it. I have even been with 2 who would orgasm giving head (with no other stimulation than that.) To give a good blow job: 1. No teeth, ever, not even teasing or lightly. 2. Lube up the shaft either with saliva or lube and stroke the shaft while taking the head, first few inches in your mouth. 3. Use the other hand to craddle the balls gently. Take the balls between your thumb and fingers and apply a very light pressure. 4. At the moment of orgasm, palm the balls and push them gently up toward the body as if to lift them back into their sockets. 5. Take the cum in your mouth (spit or swallow, I don't care, but don't pull back when he cums. Nothing is more of a let down. And don't open your mouth, keep it closed, be a big girl and take the cum. It's part of the the thrill after all. 6. No teeth. (Repeated on purpose.)