Kitenn Kaboodle

Hubby and I were talking, I was trying to think of fruits that might feel like the inside of a vagina.. I thought maybe a cantelope or pumpkin. I dared him to fuck one for me so I could find out, needless to say since I am asking the question, he won't go for it. I personally think it might have been neat to watch.. Anyhow for you men out there. Have any of you masterbated with a piece of fruit? Not anally though. And did it feel like pussy?



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ChasingAmy

I have never had a inclination to stick my penis in much of anything except my hands and vagina, pussy, whatever you refer to it as. Don't think I will ever have the interest too, maybe one day if my wife leaves me and I am a very lonely lonely man! Until then, no thanks... props to your husband for not touching this one! lol.

But on the flip side... I was at this party on the weekend and this one girl was asking me if I had impure thoughts about vegitables and women everytime I walk through the grocery store. I answer "No." She was surprised b/c I am one of the few men that she knows that doesn't have that fetish. Just doesn't interest me... I am the kind of guy though that if someone likes it... go for it I am not going to stop you or judge you for what you do! Party!

So again, no thanks! Maybe someone will post picks of themselves getting nasty with a vegitable for you!

Lates.

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Anxst

Personally, I've never had thoughts along those lines. Fruits and vegetables just don't do it for me.

However, if my wife asked me to do it, and wanted to watch, I'd certainly give it a go. The idea that something that certainly doesn't repulse me in any way would interest and excite her would be enough of a turn on for me to do it...and who knows, maybe it wouldn't be too bad.

I guess I'm just one of the willing.

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Val_1

When I was younger, I was turned down by a honeydew. I'm been shy around melons ever since.

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la petite moi

Kit, I'm pretty sure that a fruit wouldn't feel like a pussy. It just has a different texture.

animosity

not for me... I did stick it in a jacuzzi jet when I was like 11... but that was one of those, "hmm. where can I put this thing." moments.

doncalypso

I prefer to stick to vaginas, my hand, a woman's mouth, and a woman's anus... No fruits or veggies for me.

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Redlemon

I see no reason to destroy a perfectly good piece of fruit.

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wolf

I think I would rather eat the fruit, but hey whatever gets you up in the morning.

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Bill O'Rights

Nope. Mr. Happy has never been in anything that can be found on a farm. Animal, vegetable or otherwise. Oop..wait a minute...I did have me a farmer's daughter, once. Nah, that doesn't count. She'd moved off of the farm by then.

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drakers

No, and actually I have never had the desire too. There is no fruit that comes close to the real thing.

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hotzot

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm seedless watermelons

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degrawj

but it would be cold...
never done it, or had the desire to do it. but if i had a wife, or g/f maybe, who wanted me to do it, i'd try it out for them. maybe... maybe a warm apple pie instead?