New FDA-approved sextoy for women - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Aladdin Sane · 02-13-2005, 06:57 AM

Any women tried this? :

The EROS is a new FDA-approved device designed to increase bloodflow to the clitoris, providing a gentle vacuum with draws blood to the area, providing increased sensitivity, improved lubrication, and a better chance or orgasm in many users. That means there is a good chance the device, with its surely-patented 'CAREss cup,' might be paid for by your insurance provider. It's a lot more likely than line-iteming a 12-inch jelly dong, let me tell you.
See it here:
http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadge...men-032801.php

I also read that you gotta get a prescription to get one. That's strange, don't you think?

ironmaiden7o7 · 02-13-2005, 09:07 PM

Lol, a sex toy that might be paid for by your insurance provider. Life doesn't get any better than this! I will definitly look this up, I work in a hospital and fill prescriptions each day,the moment I get one for this item, I will so be curious and look at it.

bacon_masta · 02-13-2005, 10:05 PM

That's a really interesting idea. I would say that it was BS, but if it's FDA approved, I may recommend it to a friend of mine who has, despite multiple partners, never managed to have an orgasm. Thanks for giving us the lowdown Aladdin Sane.

analog · 02-13-2005, 10:14 PM

Do I have to pay more taxes now so someone can get off on my dime?

If someone wants this, they'd better be paying for it themselves- or the government should hand out vouchers to willing men for free, hot prostitutes so they can get off, too.

Pip · 02-14-2005, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by analog

Do I have to pay more taxes now so someone can get off on my dime?

If someone wants this, they'd better be paying for it themselves- or the government should hand out vouchers to willing men for free, hot prostitutes so they can get off, too.

Oh, so women get a piece of machinery and men get sexy real women? But seriously, when I read the title all I could think of was cucumbers.

pocon1 · 02-14-2005, 09:51 AM

Analog,

Remember, more fucking, less fighting. Medicare is going to pick up the tab for viagra, so the ladies should get as well.

Gamer90 · 02-14-2005, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by analog

If someone wants this, they'd better be paying for it themselves- or the government should hand out vouchers to willing men for free, hot prostitutes so they can get off, too.

Man you should run for president, I'd vote for you!

Averett · 02-14-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by pocon1

Medicare is going to pick up the tab for viagra, so the ladies should get as well.

Bingo.

Not that I think it's right, but what's good for the goose yadda yadda yadda.....

02-13-2005, 06:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Aladdin Sane Degenerate Location: San Marvelous	New FDA-approved sextoy for women Any women tried this? : The EROS is a new FDA-approved device designed to increase bloodflow to the clitoris, providing a gentle vacuum with draws blood to the area, providing increased sensitivity, improved lubrication, and a better chance or orgasm in many users. That means there is a good chance the device, with its surely-patented 'CAREss cup,' might be paid for by your insurance provider. It's a lot more likely than line-iteming a 12-inch jelly dong, let me tell you. See it here: http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadge...men-032801.php I also read that you gotta get a prescription to get one. That's strange, don't you think? __________________ Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

02-13-2005, 09:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
ironmaiden7o7 Insane Location: NYC	Lol, a sex toy that might be paid for by your insurance provider. Life doesn't get any better than this! I will definitly look this up, I work in a hospital and fill prescriptions each day,the moment I get one for this item, I will so be curious and look at it.

02-13-2005, 10:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
bacon_masta Psycho Location: i live in the state of denial	That's a really interesting idea. I would say that it was BS, but if it's FDA approved, I may recommend it to a friend of mine who has, despite multiple partners, never managed to have an orgasm. Thanks for giving us the lowdown Aladdin Sane.

02-13-2005, 10:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
analog Banned	Do I have to pay more taxes now so someone can get off on my dime? If someone wants this, they'd better be paying for it themselves- or the government should hand out vouchers to willing men for free, hot prostitutes so they can get off, too.

02-14-2005, 09:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
pocon1 Banned	Analog, Remember, more fucking, less fighting. Medicare is going to pick up the tab for viagra, so the ladies should get as well.