hobo

Where does everyone give/receive their oral? And has anyone done it in any unusual places? Are there any especially fun or good places?

thinktank

Well, as a hobo, i assume just about any alley would do fine. jokes and jokes and jokes.
The sneaking off and having sex oral or otherwise thing is always extra stimulating, more adrenaline.... doing something illegal and/or something you can get caught at.

Cimarron29414

In the butt.

Oh wait, what was the question?

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oh beloved

id love to try oral in obscure alleys and bathrooms (restaurants, friends houses, etc.) or cars or.. anywhere, please?

snowy

Usually just stick with the bed but I love going down on him while he's doing other things...like on the phone with his mom. :P It just feels so...bad.

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Coppertop

Ooooooh, nice. I'd say my favorite time was driving down the freeway... until some coworkers drove by in a higher vehicle. Whoopsie!

Untitled

Yes! It's so funny watching him try to carry on the conversation as if nothing is happening....

I dunno about odd places, but once we were playing monopoly and I couldn't pay the rent, so I paid in the form of a blow job. Board games are fun at my house!

Charlatan

Untitled... wanna come over for a game of Trival Pursuit?


My favourite blow job was in construction site... I was on the other side of the hordings and could see people walking by on the street...

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the_marq

I like it when she does oral on my penis. Sometimes other places are OK too...but usually the weiner.

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Homey_V

Im vetoing her playing trivial pursuit at your place

I liked monopoly more that night than I ever remember.

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Charlatan

Damn... you can come along too...

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Homey_V

Tell you what, you can borrow Monopoly, but thats all

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Cimarron29414

Naw, the board would be all sticky. Ewwww. My wife and I have played the same type of monopoly, incidently. It was sort of a combination of monopoly, strip poker, truth or dare. Very fun, indeed.

There are actually a few board games that are devoted to romantic evenings. You should look them up.

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Homey_V

What? And spoil the fun of improvising?

Nah, I think I'll stick with Yahtzee and Monopoly.

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degrawj

i'm with Coppertop. the best place i've ever gotten a bj is driving down the freeway in broad daylight. oh man was that good. :-)

Sweetpea

When out hiking . . . amazing . . . outdoors . . . it's very free . . . Gotta give that a go . . . even if you're not a nature person . . . you'll have to make the exception for this experience

and of course, as others have mentioned . . . Cars . . . i've only made hubby nearly crash once or twice . . . But hey . . . when you're just too horny to wait until you get home . . . a girl has impulses

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erion

Weirdest place I've ever gotten it was a gazebo in the garden of a Hospital.

it was after dark. . .

Hardknock

Seat 9C on the flight from Portland to Seattle last night!

joeyaz

Best ever was when I was a virgin my manager at work wanted to "take" it, I was I guess hesitant and a bit scared. She was an older <25> and married, when we were leaving work one night she wanted to give me a preview..it was all over from that point. Still the bestest BJ I've ever gotten ! Not sure if because it was my first and she was the boss so there was this secrect we had to keep to ourselves and it wasn't something I was "supposed" to be doing.

Hardknock

nice......

Wish I had your job 10 years ago.

LutherMac

So many places... jeez. I'll have to admit though, some of the best times were at my parents house, in the living room.. in complete darkness, but my family walking back and forth between the bedrooms and kitchen, and my ex not missing a beat the whole time. Absolutely mindboggling.

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Elusive Dreamer

I LOVE giving my bf road head. its sort of naughty and dirty and thrilling (well i hope so, at least it is for me). i would do it more often but i think he gets scared... haha. the highway is the best, because with streets & stop lights, people are more apt to notice or stare... and i think that'd just kill it for him (maybe?). its the best when he's least expecting it. i haven't really gone much outside the bedroom other than that... well, his 'computer room' floor and living room... but it's exciting everytime just because i love getting him off with oral

lunchbox

hmmm the most interesting places i can remember is driving my girlfriends car on an island near where we live in the dark. Its kind of a ritzy neighborhood on that island so people keep to themselves and there isn't a lot of traffic its often been a frequent favorite spot of ours to house gawk and just drive around and one night she wanted to try something...maybe the best she's ever done for me.


incidentally another time in her car we were sitting in a parking lot of a roadside park and she felt the urge and it was amazing. other than that, nothing really just in my room, in her living room, in her room, in her basement the usual. -- usually with parents home.

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snowy

Yeah, I've done the road head thing...he was driving down the Sunset Highway in Portland...it wasn't bad, but the lack of maneuverability got to me...I like to be able to move around a bit.

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Willravel

Normally the penis or vagina.

Charlatan

You have one of each?

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happyman

My ex g/f was giving me head one night in the laundry room of my mom's apartment building when our neighbour walked in on us. That finished it off for me, but she was reeeallllyyy ready after that.

camharlan@allte

The Car

Studebakers, Packards, Hudsons and more.
Head light dimmer switches were on the floor.
Heaters mounted on the inside of the firewall.
Unreliable cars that sometimes would stall.
Ignition switches on the dashboard.
Expensive cars that few could afford.
To turn you would signal with an arm out the door
Not having a car didn’t mean you were poor.
Car owners usually had white starched collars.
Cars cost only three or four hundred dollars.
Most with a car had to park on the street.
Granddad had a garage - that was really neat!

My first bj was in Granddad's garage - it was great!

drewpy

near the ice machine in a hotel
on the hood of the car
in the movie theater
while driving - as both the driver and the passenger
on the forest preserve picnic table
in the handicap bathroom at work
in the fitting room at the department store
on the playground whirly slide
on the rocks on the shores of the great lakes
at the new year's eve party involving a slice a coconut cream pie
the telephone booth at the student union
in a rubber raft on a pond

is there ever a not fun place?

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superredhead

definitely while driving. its so much fun to catch him off guard then make him concentrate on driving while im down there.
id love to try the theater too... hmmmm

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Catmandu

Anywhere outside the bedroom is an "adventure" to my wife. Please continue with your stories...

jstory

Roadhead is by far the best.

Hardknock

My honey and I always wanted to do the dressing room thing....

just never get around to it

webfiend

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K-Wise

I got fellatio in my closet once back when I was 15 for like..maybe a minute and then she stopped! Pretty much the closest thing I've gotten to any a this shit

Asta!!

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A movie theater, Driveing a car. In a pool and in a hottub

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camharlan@allte

The worst bj of my life was exquisite.

streak_56

My bed, and trust me, thats unusual enough, nothing goes on in it.

mrbungle

Best Buy parking lot

NCB

My ex wife gave me a BJ in a Victoria's Secret dressing room one time. Awesome!!