Phone sex skills? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

chickentribs · 01-22-2005, 08:59 AM

I was out with a girl the other night, had a great dinner, lots of laughs over drinks, dropped her off at her home and it was obvious that we were both feeling a bit randy, if you know what I mean. Unfortunately, I couldn't stay the night with her, because I had to be up for work very early, and we had to leave the fruit on the vine, so to speak.

When I got home, she called me up and scolded me for leaving her alone and all worked up and told me I was going to have to take care of her over the phone. I hadn't really considered my phone skills before, but I should have. Put on the spot I feel like I fell a bit short. To make it more challenging, we hadn't slept together, so I didn't have the buttons to push that you learn after being with somebody.

So, I ask my fellow TFPers for a bit of help, just in case I get a second chance! Do you engage in much phone sex? How does it play out? Women, what do/would you like to hear? Simple "I wanna do this/that" or something more elaborate, and drawn out? My friend seemed shocked that I hadn't really done the phone sex thing, and I want to come back like a champ! Thanks!

Hardknock · 01-22-2005, 07:51 PM

Next time, call in sick so you won't have to ask things like this

StanT · 01-22-2005, 08:07 PM

Save the phone sex for when you're 1,000 miles away. Go to work looking like you just got laid.

drakers · 01-22-2005, 09:27 PM

I agree, phone sex is much more fun when your far away from eachother and really miss the mrs.

guthmund · 01-22-2005, 10:08 PM

Agreed. Phone sex can be quite nice if you're far away and the anticipation is driving you out of your mind.

Personally, I like it, but I sound like a little boy on the phone and that usually brings up a whole new set of issues to hurdle.

Charlatan · 01-23-2005, 06:55 AM

Girls like boyfriends with skill... nunchuck skills, drawing skills, phone sex skills...

She was asking for phone sex because she was probably a bit too nervous to do it while you were there... the phone makes it easier... The next time though, she will likely ask you in...

majik_6 · 01-24-2005, 07:37 AM

Seriously, the only way to know for sure what she likes is to try a few things and then subtly ask her to guide your words in a direction that is going to be most pleasing to her.

As to whether or not I have phone sex: my girlfriend lives in Canada and I haven't seen her in a few weeks. 'Nuff said.

Oh, and of course, practice makes perfect.

01-22-2005, 08:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
chickentribs Addict Location: Mansion by day/Secret Lair by night	Phone sex skills? I was out with a girl the other night, had a great dinner, lots of laughs over drinks, dropped her off at her home and it was obvious that we were both feeling a bit randy, if you know what I mean. Unfortunately, I couldn't stay the night with her, because I had to be up for work very early, and we had to leave the fruit on the vine, so to speak. When I got home, she called me up and scolded me for leaving her alone and all worked up and told me I was going to have to take care of her over the phone. I hadn't really considered my phone skills before, but I should have. Put on the spot I feel like I fell a bit short. To make it more challenging, we hadn't slept together, so I didn't have the buttons to push that you learn after being with somebody. So, I ask my fellow TFPers for a bit of help, just in case I get a second chance! Do you engage in much phone sex? How does it play out? Women, what do/would you like to hear? Simple "I wanna do this/that" or something more elaborate, and drawn out? My friend seemed shocked that I hadn't really done the phone sex thing, and I want to come back like a champ! Thanks! __________________ Oft expectation fails... and most oft there Where most it promises - Shakespeare, W.

01-22-2005, 07:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
Hardknock Republican slayer Location: WA	Next time, call in sick so you won't have to ask things like this Last edited by Hardknock; 01-23-2005 at 05:22 PM..

01-22-2005, 10:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	Agreed. Phone sex can be quite nice if you're far away and the anticipation is driving you out of your mind. Personally, I like it, but I sound like a little boy on the phone and that usually brings up a whole new set of issues to hurdle. __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

01-23-2005, 06:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Girls like boyfriends with skill... nunchuck skills, drawing skills, phone sex skills... She was asking for phone sex because she was probably a bit too nervous to do it while you were there... the phone makes it easier... The next time though, she will likely ask you in... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-24-2005, 07:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
majik_6 narcissist Location: looking in a mirror	Seriously, the only way to know for sure what she likes is to try a few things and then subtly ask her to guide your words in a direction that is going to be most pleasing to her. As to whether or not I have phone sex: my girlfriend lives in Canada and I haven't seen her in a few weeks. 'Nuff said. Oh, and of course, practice makes perfect. __________________ it's all about self-indulgence

01-22-2005, 08:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
StanT © Location: Colorado	Save the phone sex for when you're 1,000 miles away. Go to work looking like you just got laid.

01-22-2005, 09:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
drakers Psycho Location: IOWA	I agree, phone sex is much more fun when your far away from eachother and really miss the mrs.