Phone sex skills?
 

I was out with a girl the other night, had a great dinner, lots of laughs over drinks, dropped her off at her home and it was obvious that we were both feeling a bit randy, if you know what I mean. Unfortunately, I couldn't stay the night with her, because I had to be up for work very early, and we had to leave the fruit on the vine, so to speak.

When I got home, she called me up and scolded me for leaving her alone and all worked up and told me I was going to have to take care of her over the phone. I hadn't really considered my phone skills before, but I should have. Put on the spot I feel like I fell a bit short. To make it more challenging, we hadn't slept together, so I didn't have the buttons to push that you learn after being with somebody.

So, I ask my fellow TFPers for a bit of help, just in case I get a second chance! Do you engage in much phone sex? How does it play out? Women, what do/would you like to hear? Simple "I wanna do this/that" or something more elaborate, and drawn out? My friend seemed shocked that I hadn't really done the phone sex thing, and I want to come back like a champ! Thanks!

Next time, call in sick so you won't have to ask things like this

Save the phone sex for when you're 1,000 miles away. Go to work looking like you just got laid.

I agree, phone sex is much more fun when your far away from eachother and really miss the mrs.

Agreed. Phone sex can be quite nice if you're far away and the anticipation is driving you out of your mind.

Personally, I like it, but I sound like a little boy on the phone and that usually brings up a whole new set of issues to hurdle.

Girls like boyfriends with skill... nunchuck skills, drawing skills, phone sex skills...

She was asking for phone sex because she was probably a bit too nervous to do it while you were there... the phone makes it easier... The next time though, she will likely ask you in...

Seriously, the only way to know for sure what she likes is to try a few things and then subtly ask her to guide your words in a direction that is going to be most pleasing to her.

As to whether or not I have phone sex: my girlfriend lives in Canada and I haven't seen her in a few weeks. 'Nuff said. :)

Oh, and of course, practice makes perfect.