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Meier_Link · 01-11-2005, 11:54 PM

Alright, here's the deal... Today I showed up at a bar, about a half hour earlier than my friend. I got in on a pool game with two chicks, no problem. So my friend arrives and we play girls vs boys. One chick is really tall, about 6'2", and kinda thick; we'll call her Kate. The other chick is shorter with really cool eyes, not as thick with big tits; we'll call her Melissa. We play pool, girls vs boys. My friend, who is from here out known as Jason, wins the game. I take a leak, next game, when I get back I am informed, is me and Melissa vs Kate and Jason. After a long a drawn out game, Melissa and I finally win; I sink the 8. Then she proposes darts. We play, and she mentions that they go to a bar that I also occassionally go to. Kate offers Jason her phone number, and I say that we should meet up later at the Flying Saucer (the bar we both go to sometimes.) Melissa, after considering Kate and her schedule, says we should meet back at the bar we are at on Saturday, and then go to the other bar. Jason informs me, after they leave, that he has to work on Saturday night.

My question is this; what do I need to do on Saturday night to further my potential chances of getting them to both go home with me for a hopeful menage a trios? They have been friends for a while, and I'm sure Jason won't hold it against me if I do happen to get them both in a night.

I plan, if we do even happen to meet up, to play it cool and try, over the course of the night, to drop subtle and not so subtle hints as to my motives. If all else fails I would settle for either one of them.

Anyway, any advice would be helpful. Especially from someone who is good at this sort of thing.

Suave · 01-12-2005, 12:26 AM

Drop lots of sexual innuendo. Things like "there are more than three ways to skin a cat" and "what's the number you find sexiest? Mine is definitely the number three." Also look at one, then the other, then back, then forth, then back, then forth, and then just grin mischeviously. Repeat throughout the night. When you play pool, always shoot for the three, and call it, and try to get three balls in at once.

And finally, don't take any of my advice.

scout · 01-12-2005, 02:33 AM

I'd say the odds are somewhere in the neighborhood of 97-3 ........

Not sure the second meeting is really a good time to bring up a threesome but hey good luck my friend!!!

MSD · 01-12-2005, 06:55 AM

I wish I was as optimistic as you.

lunchbox · 01-12-2005, 07:37 AM

Bring money and a camera...it seems to work for lots of porn sites...something tells me they may be set up though.

Meier_Link · 01-12-2005, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct

I wish I was as optimistic as you.

Ok, I'm a little less optimistic now that I'm not drunk anymore. Still it would be awesome.

Sticky · 01-12-2005, 08:21 AM

What the fuck happens to us. When we are in these situations we think that anything is possible yet when reading about it as told by someone else all I can think of is "what is this guy smoking?"

fatboss · 01-12-2005, 08:26 AM

Don't be so selfish! Invite your friend along too so that he can film it all and then post clips on the TFP.

Good advice I think

Bill O'Rights · 01-12-2005, 08:35 AM

Beyond cheesy porn movies, what leads you to believe that it's an option. Is there more that your not telling us, or did I miss something? Kate gave Jason her number...not? So, I'm thinking it's Melissa that you should be focusing on...not both of 'em. Just because Jason can't show up, does not necessarily mean that a threesome is in your future.

Prince · 01-12-2005, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Meier_Link

If all else fails I would settle for either one of them.

You'd settle for either one, if you can't have them both?

I'm kind of depressed/disillusioned by this for some reason. I guess at heart I am a romantic, and would like to believe that if you wanted to sleep with either of these girls, it would be because you really truly liked her and felt something for her.

How lame of me.

Willravel · 01-12-2005, 09:56 AM

Out of all the advise I give, to me the most important is this: avoid a threesome like the plague. While lower society might glorify it as the ultimate acheivment, and guys mey buy you a drink of high five you for it, it is probably the worst move you can make. As someone who made the MISTAKE of having one, take it from me. While it is hot at first, most of the time girls are uncomfortable (in a mff, where some guys are uncomfortable in a mmf). Imagine that one of your hot friends who's a girl invites you to a mmf threesome. How would you feel? Uncomfortable? That's similar to the way they'll feel. What makes this fantasy so extraordinarily arousing is that it's not real. You can control it and make it exactly what you want it to be. If you don't like the way something starts to play out, you can change it or make it vanish at will. Such is not so in the case of reality. The reality of a threesome is jelousy, rivalry, insecurity, and betrayel.

Ultimately I say this because it sounds like you don't really like either of these girls. This is the kind of situation where if by some mericle of satan (involving the sale of a soul) that they do agree, and it goes badly, you won't call either of them back.

I'd say go and have fun with them and consider yourself lucky to get one of their phone numbers.

Batski · 01-12-2005, 10:16 AM

well - "do you fancy a four baller?" didnt work for me. But you could try "I fancy a four titter tonight." Irresistible.

troit · 01-12-2005, 10:21 AM

My experience - the stars have to align for this to work out. Good luck and if it happens you better share the details...

Suave · 01-12-2005, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct

I wish I was as optimistic as you.

I've been offered them on the first meeting, so it can happen.

skinnymofo · 01-12-2005, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel

Out of all the advise I give, to me the most important is this: avoid a threesome like the plague. While lower society might glorify it as the ultimate acheivment, and guys mey buy you a drink of high five you for it, it is probably the worst move you can make. As someone who made the MISTAKE of having one, take it from me. While it is hot at first, most of the time girls are uncomfortable (in a mff, where some guys are uncomfortable in a mmf). Imagine that one of your hot friends who's a girl invites you to a mmf threesome. How would you feel? Uncomfortable? That's similar to the way they'll feel. What makes this fantasy so extraordinarily arousing is that it's not real. You can control it and make it exactly what you want it to be. If you don't like the way something starts to play out, you can change it or make it vanish at will. Such is not so in the case of reality. The reality of a threesome is jelousy, rivalry, insecurity, and betrayel.

Ultimately I say this because it sounds like you don't really like either of these girls. This is the kind of situation where if by some mericle of satan (involving the sale of a soul) that they do agree, and it goes badly, you won't call either of them back.

I'd say go and have fun with them and consider yourself lucky to get one of their phone numbers.

i think the key is the girl has to be bi or curious for it to be less uncomfortable, everytime i see my old FB she is always telling me about a new ffm she had and im just like damn, where was i. Alcohol seems to be involved in a lot of those instances too so shrug

cait987 · 01-12-2005, 08:21 PM

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Alcohol seems to be involved in a lot of those instances too so shrug

I think alcohal is involved in all sexual instances

RainbowBright · 01-12-2005, 08:25 PM

As a girl who's been out with girlfriends many a night and naver ended up in a threesome I'd say your chances are slim to none. If you bring a guy friend who's not a total tool you MIGHT have a chance to get one. Good Luck

Ovenall · 01-12-2005, 09:15 PM

My experience with threesomes have always involved a significant other inviting a girlfriend into the bed with us. I think you'd have to have a lot of luck, or better yet, money, to be able to score a threesome any other way.

monkey boy · 01-17-2005, 07:15 AM

Good luck man, but I doubt you'll get any action.

drakers · 01-17-2005, 03:49 PM

Threesomes?? You can't convince girls to do that, they have to want to do that, unless they are completely clueless.

Meier_Link · 01-19-2005, 05:40 PM

Update. Didn't happen. Not even close. My friend got the night off, he showed up, along with the girl who gave him her number. Her hotter friend didn't even show. That's what I get for being a cocky motherfucker. (not that it will prevent me from trying in the future.)

slimcr · 01-19-2005, 07:32 PM

lol.......the next time i play pool with someone im going to propose a threesome....

hahahaha :P good one meier...

drakers · 01-19-2005, 08:10 PM

Thanx for the update, keep trying and let us know if it ever happens; cause it would make a great story here at the TF!!

chickentribs · 01-22-2005, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel

As someone who made the MISTAKE of having one, take it from me. While it is hot at first, most of the time girls are uncomfortable

Will, I'm afraid your "do as I say, not as I do" warning on this particular topic may sound a bit hollow - kinda like the millionaire lamenting how money won't buy you happiness!! I had a similar 3some experience, but at the end of the day it's like pizza, even bad pizza is still good...

For future reference I will say that hints and innuendos won't do it. You gotta take a deep breath and just come right out with it - it's ballsy and drinks will help, but it happens because you shock them and they like the confidence you show (and 100 other factors happen to line up just right!) Luck, nutz, and the willingness to take a slap if you guess wrong will lead you to the promised land, eventually...

Amnesia620 · 01-22-2005, 02:40 PM

Bring it up casually, jokingly, even...see where it takes you.

Lebell · 01-22-2005, 03:38 PM

Thanks for the update.

My personal thought is that while they do happen, your chance of getting one is similiar to winning the lottery.

01-11-2005, 11:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Meier_Link Psycho Location: in a state of confusion	Need advice for potential 3some Alright, here's the deal... Today I showed up at a bar, about a half hour earlier than my friend. I got in on a pool game with two chicks, no problem. So my friend arrives and we play girls vs boys. One chick is really tall, about 6'2", and kinda thick; we'll call her Kate. The other chick is shorter with really cool eyes, not as thick with big tits; we'll call her Melissa. We play pool, girls vs boys. My friend, who is from here out known as Jason, wins the game. I take a leak, next game, when I get back I am informed, is me and Melissa vs Kate and Jason. After a long a drawn out game, Melissa and I finally win; I sink the 8. Then she proposes darts. We play, and she mentions that they go to a bar that I also occassionally go to. Kate offers Jason her phone number, and I say that we should meet up later at the Flying Saucer (the bar we both go to sometimes.) Melissa, after considering Kate and her schedule, says we should meet back at the bar we are at on Saturday, and then go to the other bar. Jason informs me, after they leave, that he has to work on Saturday night. My question is this; what do I need to do on Saturday night to further my potential chances of getting them to both go home with me for a hopeful menage a trios? They have been friends for a while, and I'm sure Jason won't hold it against me if I do happen to get them both in a night. I plan, if we do even happen to meet up, to play it cool and try, over the course of the night, to drop subtle and not so subtle hints as to my motives. If all else fails I would settle for either one of them. Anyway, any advice would be helpful. Especially from someone who is good at this sort of thing.

01-12-2005, 12:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	Drop lots of sexual innuendo. Things like "there are more than three ways to skin a cat" and "what's the number you find sexiest? Mine is definitely the number three." Also look at one, then the other, then back, then forth, then back, then forth, and then just grin mischeviously. Repeat throughout the night. When you play pool, always shoot for the three, and call it, and try to get three balls in at once. And finally, don't take any of my advice. __________________ "Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions." - Albert Einstein "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato

01-12-2005, 07:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
lunchbox Thank God hockey is back Location: Deeeeeetroit	Bring money and a camera...it seems to work for lots of porn sites...something tells me they may be set up though. __________________ A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams

01-12-2005, 08:26 AM	#8 (permalink)
fatboss Addict Location: Liverpool, UK	Don't be so selfish! Invite your friend along too so that he can film it all and then post clips on the TFP. Good advice I think __________________ "never mind that shit........here comes Mongo!"

01-12-2005, 08:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Beyond cheesy porn movies, what leads you to believe that it's an option. Is there more that your not telling us, or did I miss something? Kate gave Jason her number...not? So, I'm thinking it's Melissa that you should be focusing on...not both of 'em. Just because Jason can't show up, does not necessarily mean that a threesome is in your future. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

01-12-2005, 02:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
scout Psycho	I'd say the odds are somewhere in the neighborhood of 97-3 ........ Not sure the second meeting is really a good time to bring up a threesome but hey good luck my friend!!!

01-12-2005, 06:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I wish I was as optimistic as you.

01-12-2005, 08:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sticky	What the fuck happens to us. When we are in these situations we think that anything is possible yet when reading about it as told by someone else all I can think of is "what is this guy smoking?" __________________ Sticky The Stickman

01-12-2005, 09:56 AM	#11 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Out of all the advise I give, to me the most important is this: avoid a threesome like the plague. While lower society might glorify it as the ultimate acheivment, and guys mey buy you a drink of high five you for it, it is probably the worst move you can make. As someone who made the MISTAKE of having one, take it from me. While it is hot at first, most of the time girls are uncomfortable (in a mff, where some guys are uncomfortable in a mmf). Imagine that one of your hot friends who's a girl invites you to a mmf threesome. How would you feel? Uncomfortable? That's similar to the way they'll feel. What makes this fantasy so extraordinarily arousing is that it's not real. You can control it and make it exactly what you want it to be. If you don't like the way something starts to play out, you can change it or make it vanish at will. Such is not so in the case of reality. The reality of a threesome is jelousy, rivalry, insecurity, and betrayel. Ultimately I say this because it sounds like you don't really like either of these girls. This is the kind of situation where if by some mericle of satan (involving the sale of a soul) that they do agree, and it goes badly, you won't call either of them back. I'd say go and have fun with them and consider yourself lucky to get one of their phone numbers.

01-12-2005, 10:16 AM	#12 (permalink)
Batski Tilted Location: LOndon	well - "do you fancy a four baller?" didnt work for me. But you could try "I fancy a four titter tonight." Irresistible.

01-12-2005, 10:21 AM	#13 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	My experience - the stars have to align for this to work out. Good luck and if it happens you better share the details... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

01-12-2005, 08:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
RainbowBright Crazy	As a girl who's been out with girlfriends many a night and naver ended up in a threesome I'd say your chances are slim to none. If you bring a guy friend who's not a total tool you MIGHT have a chance to get one. Good Luck

01-12-2005, 09:15 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ovenall Upright	My experience with threesomes have always involved a significant other inviting a girlfriend into the bed with us. I think you'd have to have a lot of luck, or better yet, money, to be able to score a threesome any other way.

01-17-2005, 07:15 AM	#19 (permalink)
monkey boy Upright Location: Perth, Western Australia	Good luck man, but I doubt you'll get any action.

01-17-2005, 03:49 PM	#20 (permalink)
drakers Psycho Location: IOWA	Threesomes?? You can't convince girls to do that, they have to want to do that, unless they are completely clueless.

01-22-2005, 02:40 PM	#25 (permalink)
Amnesia620 Forget me not... Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.	Bring it up casually, jokingly, even...see where it takes you. __________________ For example, I find that a lot of college girls are barbie doll carbon copies with few differences...Sadly, they're dumb, ditzy, immature, snotty, fake, or they are the gravitational center to orbiting drama. - Amnesia620

01-19-2005, 05:40 PM	#21 (permalink)
Meier_Link Psycho Location: in a state of confusion	Update. Didn't happen. Not even close. My friend got the night off, he showed up, along with the girl who gave him her number. Her hotter friend didn't even show. That's what I get for being a cocky motherfucker. (not that it will prevent me from trying in the future.)

01-19-2005, 07:32 PM	#22 (permalink)
slimcr Insane	lol.......the next time i play pool with someone im going to propose a threesome.... hahahaha :P good one meier...

01-19-2005, 08:10 PM	#23 (permalink)
drakers Psycho Location: IOWA	Thanx for the update, keep trying and let us know if it ever happens; cause it would make a great story here at the TF!!

01-22-2005, 03:38 PM	#26 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Thanks for the update. My personal thought is that while they do happen, your chance of getting one is similiar to winning the lottery. __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!