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Old 02-10-2006, 11:35 AM   #121 (permalink)
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I haven't given my two cents on the cumming in the ass part...

Back when I was a little anal virgin, when Martel and I were shagging like rabbits but I wasn't quite sure what I should be doing with his Magnificent Cocktm and my bum, I asked a gay friend of my exactaly how, indeed, the deed was done. After instructing me on the finer points of anal play, he said "And don't let him cum up your ass- it makes a terrible mess."

Well, guys and gals, I don't know if (because he was a man and all and their bums are always terribly loud and messy at least once a day) he just had bum issues or what, but I've never expierenced this "terrible mess" after semen in rectum. There has been terrible messes *during* the act, including one mess that I just do *not* want to repeat (fortunately Martel loves me enough to discount things that come out of my ass, and I love him enough to discount forceful vomiting all over the bathroom- ain't love grand?)

Semen in Rectum (sounds latin, doesn't it?) = VERY YES. Quite intimate and lovely, least for me

wooo! first post of page 4!! I = very AWESOME!!!
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Old 02-10-2006, 11:39 AM   #122 (permalink)
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I haven't given my two cents on the cumming in the ass part...

Back when I was a little anal virgin, when Martel and I were shagging like rabbits but I wasn't quite sure what I should be doing with his Magnificent Cocktm and my bum, I asked a gay friend of my exactaly how, indeed, the deed was done. After instructing me on the finer points of anal play, he said "And don't let him cum up your ass- it makes a terrible mess."

Well, guys and gals, I don't know if (because he was a man and all and their bums are always terribly loud and messy at least once a day) he just had bum issues or what, but I've never expierenced this "terrible mess" after semen in rectum. There has been terrible messes *during* the act, including one mess that I just do *not* want to repeat (fortunately Martel loves me enough to discount things that come out of my ass, and I love him enough to discount forceful vomiting all over the bathroom- ain't love grand?)

Semen in Rectum (sounds latin, doesn't it?) = VERY YES. Quite intimate and lovely, least for me
sounds like you were the victim of santorum, with all credit to Dan Savage.
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Old 02-10-2006, 11:39 AM   #123 (permalink)
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.....I've never expierenced this "terrible mess" after semen in rectum.

Semen in Rectum (sounds latin, doesn't it?) = VERY YES. Quite intimate and lovely, least for me
Ditto for me, Sage. I love when he cums in my ass, and it's really not that messy.
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Old 02-11-2006, 03:16 PM   #124 (permalink)
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heh.. the wife and I have had anal a few times.. and she loves it. She cums quicker than any other position.. and for all you guys who are sying "I dont get it.. it just another tight hole" you're wrong... if you havent guessed by this thread, there are nerves up there that are akin to the GSpot in the vagina. While not scientifically proven, many women have stronger orgasms with anal..

sometime when you're with your goin' down on a lady friend.. stick your finger up her ass .. (which ever way you wanna, a little lube.. a glove, hell even a condom on your finger.. whatever makes it ok with you) and I guarantee that while you may get an initial "ewww .. you wanna what" .. that after the fact they'll be like "OMG .. that was great!!"

don't knock it just because youre afraid of what she ate yesterday .. because any discrete couple will have the sense to be at least semi hygenically reasonable. If it ends up as more than you expected.. there's always the shower and more creative ideas.
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Old 02-12-2006, 10:07 PM   #125 (permalink)
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My current girlfriend and I did it last night and she didn't exactly enjoy it. We tried it when we both had sex (on all fours) and when I was going down on her. She didn't like it near as much as I did.

LAter that night (after um... 17 vodka shots or so) we pulled out the small vibrator that we have and we used it on me and it got me off really strongly. It was a mess when I finished.

I doubt I could convince her to actually have anal sex with me, but I think I'd enjoy doing things with myself while we're having sex.
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Old 02-27-2006, 09:09 AM   #126 (permalink)
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This thread should never be allowed to lay dormant more than 24 hours.
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Old 02-27-2006, 11:40 PM   #127 (permalink)
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This thread should never be allowed to lay dormant more than 24 hours.
I agree!!!

Hmmm...but what can we add to it that hasn't already been said???

I LOVE ANAL SEX!!!!!!!!

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Old 02-28-2006, 01:15 AM   #128 (permalink)
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wish my gf liked anal and oral...
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Old 03-02-2006, 05:58 AM   #129 (permalink)
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I love anal sex and I think I might be obsessed
because I want to have anal sex all the time.
Nothing in the world like it.
It makes my orgasms that much more mind-blowing.
I love the feeling of being full down there.
Having something up my ass gives me some
of my intense orgasms.
I own 8 anal toys of various shapes and sizes,
and use them quite often.
Like all sex, anal is something where practice makes perfect.
Starting out alone with lube, fingers and/or a small butt plug
can be a good way to learn to relax the muscles.
I find that the more you do it, the more you become aware
of the "how-to" and the pleasures it can bring.
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Old 03-02-2006, 12:27 PM   #130 (permalink)
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my gf wants to try anal, is there any prep involved?
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Old 03-02-2006, 01:09 PM   #131 (permalink)
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zxello- go back a few pages in this thread, I posted lots of info on that subject. Also, there's a myriad of advice books on how to have anal sex (aimed at heterosexual couples).

Yes, it requires prep work!!
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