How much of a perv are you? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

pinkie · 11-27-2004, 09:35 PM

On a scale of 1 to 10, what are you?

I think I'm a ten, and I'm not giving details. Should that automatically qualify me a nine, or am I allowed to be a private perv?

Kalnaur · 11-27-2004, 09:47 PM

I am only a pervert to people who think my acts could be a perversion.

Short answer, probably at least a 5.

And yes pinkie, you can be as private a perv as you want. It just means we're allowed to think the worst.

transient · 11-27-2004, 09:49 PM

Oh, I'm a 10 for sure.

I also think that most everyone is and don't admit it, even to themselves. I think there are lots of things we wouldn't want folks to know. I'm pretty opened minded, but live in a fairly conservative world. Oh sure, my wife's aware of some things, but there are some that would probably shock her. I also think that everyone has sexual fantasies. I heard numerous people deny this, and I always call BS on them. I think it's just inherent to our sexual make-up. My wife for example denies it. Yet for some reason, whenever we watch a Sean Connery movie, I'm guaranteed to have my brains screwed out. She can't tell old Sean is pounding away on her.

I'm comfortable the way I am, I figure it's everyone else that uptight about it.

Regards

pinkie · 11-27-2004, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalnaur

I am only a pervert to people who think my acts could be a perversion.

Short answer, probably at least a 5.

And yes pinkie, you can be as private a perv as you want. It just means we're allowed to think the worst.

You might get close that way...

slimshaydee · 11-28-2004, 03:27 AM

i guess im in the average range whatever that is (4-6?). When I see a hot girl I check her out but thats about the extent, I don't think of all kinda of kinky stuff I would do with them. I like porn though and I look that up a fair bit so I guess that is kinda pervy.

Strange Famous · 11-28-2004, 05:43 AM

maybe 2 or 3?

I am, I think, pretty orthodox in my desires and actions.

But it depends on how you define perv I guess.

TawG · 11-28-2004, 06:01 AM

hmmm... 7 i think

Blackthorn · 11-28-2004, 06:30 AM

I used to think I could set the pervert standard but then I met a guy at work who could literally run for the world's biggest perv. He's got a huge porn collection of videos, magazines, and now digital images. He's never seen a human he wouldn't boink. The guy's got one switch and it's always on. Relative to that as a standard I'm about a 7 (or maybe a 6.9

). Throwing him out as the extreme I'd say I'm a 9. Depending on what sort of scale you are using you could say I'm somewhere between 6 & 9.

Carno · 11-28-2004, 07:22 AM

I'm probably a 4.

The Prophet · 11-28-2004, 07:45 AM

There are a LOT of things I would do, and a lot more I fantasize about, but of the truly sick and disgusting things I've heard and seen? I am no more than a three or four on the perversion scale and would be very surprised if it wasn't the same for the rest of you. There are some disturbingly pathetic people out there. Imagine the most sickening thing you can and there is somebody, somewhere that enjoys it!

ratbastid · 11-28-2004, 07:55 AM

There are two ways to answer this question. Is it, "How deviant are your interests?", or is it, "How frequent or pervasive are your sexual thoughts or interests?"

If you go by the first, I'm probably about a 5. If the second, 10 isn't high enough.

superiorrain · 11-28-2004, 08:24 AM

A perv, yes, i admit that i probably am, though it must be said that i don't mean to be and mean to cause no offense in being one. You are what you are, put me down as a 9 because i'm the best kind of perv - the happy one.

Bill O'Rights · 11-28-2004, 08:29 AM

pinkie, how about we just split the dif, and give you a pat 9.5.

I probably fall between 6 and 7. I'll say 6.5.

f6twister · 11-28-2004, 09:34 AM

I would say about 5-6. I have a good imagination but can't do most of what I think about due to location and status restrictions. I lose a few points for that.

Val_1 · 11-28-2004, 10:23 AM

I use to think I was a perv, but when you see some of the stuff people do, it knocks you down a notch. I'm not into violence/degradation, acting out rapes, s&m, dressing up as animals (furries), etc. So, I guess that puts me down to about a 6 or 7, though I would like to say I'm higher. Someone had posted a link to a kink test awhile ago. Can't remember what my score was, but it was much lower than I thought it was going to be.

pinkie · 11-28-2004, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights

pinkie, how about we just split the dif, and give you a pat 9.5.

I probably fall between 6 and 7. I'll say 6.5.

That'll work. Oooo, a 6.5, hmmm? *smacks you on the butt* We'll work on you...

Nancy · 11-28-2004, 11:55 AM

On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say I'm an 11

Devoid · 11-28-2004, 12:32 PM

I'd say I'm an 8, 9 at the best.

pinkie · 11-28-2004, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy

On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say I'm an 11

That's cheating!! *smacks your ass even harder than I smacked BOR*

intecel · 11-28-2004, 01:19 PM

I'm a 10 for sure.. A girl I hardly even know just told me to dump my girlfriend because I wouldn't have problems finding another...

I jokingly told her that my 12 inch penis scares the women away, which kinda ended that phone call pretty quick heh

Suave · 11-28-2004, 01:48 PM

Probably a 2 as far as my personal desires and frequency of them go, but I'm open to almost anything up to 10, if it's suggested.

Aladdin Sane · 11-28-2004, 01:56 PM

This thread would be much more interesting if you people would tell want is "perv" about you. Just saying "Oh, I'm a 7" is boring and says almost nothing.

Oh and by the way, on my scale I'm a 8. I don't act on my thoughts and fantasies, because if I did, I would be in jail. For example, I'm really into sexy teen girls, anal play, extreme insertions, and porn of all kinds. I love those videos that show fisting and machine sex.
Do you think that makes me an 8?

pinkie · 11-28-2004, 02:46 PM

Well, you can't base your level on your imagination. You have to have done REALLY PERVERTED STUFF to actually be considered a perv. Sorry if my thread is too boring for you, AS.

I didn't say others couldn't disclose, I just said that I'm not. I'd personally love to hear details.

Halx · 11-28-2004, 03:16 PM

you're only a pervert if someone knows.

With that said, I'm definately a 10... that's before you count the things that people DON'T know about.

Aladdin Sane · 11-28-2004, 03:20 PM

Well, Pinkie, you could jazz it up with tales of your own!

By today's standards, I suppose the things I've actually done are pretty tame. Anal play, phone sex in a U.S. senator's office, having sex in other unusual places... a threesome, mild S&M, role playing, using toys, watching porn, masturbation, cyber sex, one night stands; all rather vanilla. So I'm not a perv at all if its based on actions. Oh my gosh, I've become my parents!

Zeraph · 11-28-2004, 03:28 PM

Definition:
To cause to turn away from what is right, proper, or good; corrupt.
To bring to a bad or worse condition; debase.
To put to a wrong or improper use; misuse.

Going by that I don't think I'm a perv at all, but a religious zealot would probably rate me a 7-9

pinkie · 11-28-2004, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx

you're only a pervert if someone knows.

With that said, I'm definately a 10... that's before you count the things that people DON'T know about.

People do know... but not all.

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Aladdin Sane, you are so close!

Zeraph, you know what I mean... A religious zealot would condem me for sure.

pinkie · 11-28-2004, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aladdin Sane

Well, Pinkie, you could jazz it up with tales of your own!

I save that for a different forum...

Aladdin Sane · 11-28-2004, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkie

I save that for a different forum...

Which one? Which one? I'm dying to know!

filtherton · 11-28-2004, 03:59 PM

Right now, i'm probably a 7, but it only seems to increase as i get older.

KinkyKiwi · 11-28-2004, 04:41 PM

hmm..maybe an 8...i'll do ALMOST anything...

details?

i draw the line at anything past golden showers...

Shirtninja · 11-28-2004, 05:12 PM

8 or maybe a 9 here.

la petite moi · 11-28-2004, 05:34 PM

I'm just a 5, I would think. I'm not constantly making sex jokes, and I'm not obsessed with sex. But I do make the occasional comment about a girl's bum, or share a little too much information about my sex life.

wraithhibn · 11-28-2004, 05:35 PM

I'm a huge perv. at least an 8 or a 9.

pinkie · 11-28-2004, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by la petite moi

I'm just a 5, I would think. I'm not constantly making sex jokes, and I'm not obsessed with sex. But I do make the occasional comment about a girl's bum, or share a little too much information about my sex life.

Or post pics of you and your bo having sex all night long.

Talk about your gaping vagina.....

lurkette · 11-28-2004, 06:44 PM

I'd say I'm about a 7 (no furries, no excrement, no truly weird fetishes).

Do I get an extra half-point if I ask pinkie to smack my ass?

Lockjaw · 11-28-2004, 08:06 PM

Probably a 4 on the grand scale of things. I have the sex drive of a healthy adult male(aka I'll take it whenever I can get it) but I don't have any strange fantasies or fetishes. The most perverted thing I do is oogling just about every woman I come across but even then it's nothing overt.

sexymama · 11-28-2004, 08:34 PM

Before meeting Lebell, a 2 or 3. Now, happily, at least a 7 and moving higher.

doncalypso · 11-28-2004, 09:22 PM

On a scale of one to ten I probably rank 25....

imkeen · 11-28-2004, 09:55 PM

I think I'm in the 6-7 range, because I always like learning more about sex. I have a keen desire to perform lots of different positions and toys, with my wife or solo. I'm not in to S&M, degredation, or scat/golden shower like stuff. I would probably try most anything else once, at least. :-) And that's why I think I'm a 6-7.

There's been a few of the online kink and purity tests posted (these are by me, actually), in recent memory:
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=54577
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=55039

11-27-2004, 09:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
pinkie Helplessly hoping Location: Above the stars	How much of a perv are you? On a scale of 1 to 10, what are you? I think I'm a ten, and I'm not giving details. Should that automatically qualify me a nine, or am I allowed to be a private perv?

11-27-2004, 09:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
Kalnaur Psycho Location: Portland, Oregon	I am only a pervert to people who think my acts could be a perversion. Short answer, probably at least a 5. And yes pinkie, you can be as private a perv as you want. It just means we're allowed to think the worst. __________________ PC: Can you help me out here HK? HK-47: I'm 98% percent sure this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags. PC: And the other 2 percent? HK-47: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that might be wishful thinking on my part.

11-28-2004, 05:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	maybe 2 or 3? I am, I think, pretty orthodox in my desires and actions. But it depends on how you define perv I guess. __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

11-28-2004, 06:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	I used to think I could set the pervert standard but then I met a guy at work who could literally run for the world's biggest perv. He's got a huge porn collection of videos, magazines, and now digital images. He's never seen a human he wouldn't boink. The guy's got one switch and it's always on. Relative to that as a standard I'm about a 7 (or maybe a 6.9 ). Throwing him out as the extreme I'd say I'm a 9. Depending on what sort of scale you are using you could say I'm somewhere between 6 & 9. __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

11-28-2004, 07:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
The Prophet Tilted Location: Space, the final frontier.	There are a LOT of things I would do, and a lot more I fantasize about, but of the truly sick and disgusting things I've heard and seen? I am no more than a three or four on the perversion scale and would be very surprised if it wasn't the same for the rest of you. There are some disturbingly pathetic people out there. Imagine the most sickening thing you can and there is somebody, somewhere that enjoys it! __________________ "The death-knell of the republic had rung as soon as the active power became lodged in the hands of those who sought, not to do justice to all citizens, rich and poor alike, but to stand for one special class and for its interests as opposed to the interests of others. " - Theodore Roosevelt

11-27-2004, 09:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
transient Tilted	Oh, I'm a 10 for sure. I also think that most everyone is and don't admit it, even to themselves. I think there are lots of things we wouldn't want folks to know. I'm pretty opened minded, but live in a fairly conservative world. Oh sure, my wife's aware of some things, but there are some that would probably shock her. I also think that everyone has sexual fantasies. I heard numerous people deny this, and I always call BS on them. I think it's just inherent to our sexual make-up. My wife for example denies it. Yet for some reason, whenever we watch a Sean Connery movie, I'm guaranteed to have my brains screwed out. She can't tell old Sean is pounding away on her. I'm comfortable the way I am, I figure it's everyone else that uptight about it. Regards

11-28-2004, 03:27 AM	#5 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	i guess im in the average range whatever that is (4-6?). When I see a hot girl I check her out but thats about the extent, I don't think of all kinda of kinky stuff I would do with them. I like porn though and I look that up a fair bit so I guess that is kinda pervy.

11-28-2004, 06:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
TawG Crazy	hmmm... 7 i think

11-28-2004, 07:22 AM	#9 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	I'm probably a 4.

11-28-2004, 07:55 AM	#11 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	There are two ways to answer this question. Is it, "How deviant are your interests?", or is it, "How frequent or pervasive are your sexual thoughts or interests?" If you go by the first, I'm probably about a 5. If the second, 10 isn't high enough.

11-28-2004, 08:24 AM	#12 (permalink)
superiorrain Psycho Location: London	A perv, yes, i admit that i probably am, though it must be said that i don't mean to be and mean to cause no offense in being one. You are what you are, put me down as a 9 because i'm the best kind of perv - the happy one. __________________ "The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible." - Arthur C. Clarke

11-28-2004, 08:29 AM	#13 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	pinkie, how about we just split the dif, and give you a pat 9.5. I probably fall between 6 and 7. I'll say 6.5. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

11-28-2004, 09:34 AM	#14 (permalink)
f6twister Addict	I would say about 5-6. I have a good imagination but can't do most of what I think about due to location and status restrictions. I lose a few points for that. __________________ A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. Calvin

11-28-2004, 10:23 AM	#15 (permalink)
Val_1 Addict Location: In a State of Denial	I use to think I was a perv, but when you see some of the stuff people do, it knocks you down a notch. I'm not into violence/degradation, acting out rapes, s&m, dressing up as animals (furries), etc. So, I guess that puts me down to about a 6 or 7, though I would like to say I'm higher. Someone had posted a link to a kink test awhile ago. Can't remember what my score was, but it was much lower than I thought it was going to be. __________________ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -Frank Sinatra

11-28-2004, 11:55 AM	#17 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say I'm an 11 __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

11-28-2004, 12:32 PM	#18 (permalink)
Devoid Psycho Location: Floating amongst the ether	I'd say I'm an 8, 9 at the best. __________________ We're here to steal your pornography, and sodomize our vast imaginations. - Inignot

11-28-2004, 01:19 PM	#20 (permalink)
intecel Psycho	I'm a 10 for sure.. A girl I hardly even know just told me to dump my girlfriend because I wouldn't have problems finding another... I jokingly told her that my 12 inch penis scares the women away, which kinda ended that phone call pretty quick heh

11-28-2004, 01:48 PM	#21 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	Probably a 2 as far as my personal desires and frequency of them go, but I'm open to almost anything up to 10, if it's suggested.

11-28-2004, 01:56 PM	#22 (permalink)
Aladdin Sane Degenerate Location: San Marvelous	This thread would be much more interesting if you people would tell want is "perv" about you. Just saying "Oh, I'm a 7" is boring and says almost nothing. Oh and by the way, on my scale I'm a 8. I don't act on my thoughts and fantasies, because if I did, I would be in jail. For example, I'm really into sexy teen girls, anal play, extreme insertions, and porn of all kinds. I love those videos that show fisting and machine sex. Do you think that makes me an 8? __________________ Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

11-28-2004, 02:46 PM	#23 (permalink)
pinkie Helplessly hoping Location: Above the stars	Well, you can't base your level on your imagination. You have to have done REALLY PERVERTED STUFF to actually be considered a perv. Sorry if my thread is too boring for you, AS. I didn't say others couldn't disclose, I just said that I'm not. I'd personally love to hear details.

11-28-2004, 03:16 PM	#24 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	you're only a pervert if someone knows. With that said, I'm definately a 10... that's before you count the things that people DON'T know about. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

11-28-2004, 03:20 PM	#25 (permalink)
Aladdin Sane Degenerate Location: San Marvelous	Well, Pinkie, you could jazz it up with tales of your own! By today's standards, I suppose the things I've actually done are pretty tame. Anal play, phone sex in a U.S. senator's office, having sex in other unusual places... a threesome, mild S&M, role playing, using toys, watching porn, masturbation, cyber sex, one night stands; all rather vanilla. So I'm not a perv at all if its based on actions. Oh my gosh, I've become my parents! __________________ Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

11-28-2004, 03:28 PM	#26 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Definition: To cause to turn away from what is right, proper, or good; corrupt. To bring to a bad or worse condition; debase. To put to a wrong or improper use; misuse. Going by that I don't think I'm a perv at all, but a religious zealot would probably rate me a 7-9

11-28-2004, 03:59 PM	#30 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	Right now, i'm probably a 7, but it only seems to increase as i get older.

11-28-2004, 04:41 PM	#31 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	hmm..maybe an 8...i'll do ALMOST anything... details? i draw the line at anything past golden showers... __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

11-28-2004, 05:12 PM	#32 (permalink)
Shirtninja Tilted Location: Texas	8 or maybe a 9 here.

11-28-2004, 05:34 PM	#33 (permalink)
la petite moi Filling the Void. Location: California	I'm just a 5, I would think. I'm not constantly making sex jokes, and I'm not obsessed with sex. But I do make the occasional comment about a girl's bum, or share a little too much information about my sex life.

11-28-2004, 05:35 PM	#34 (permalink)
wraithhibn Dopefish Location: the 'Ville	I'm a huge perv. at least an 8 or a 9. __________________ If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

11-28-2004, 06:44 PM	#36 (permalink)
lurkette My future is coming on Moderator Emeritus Location: east of the sun and west of the moon	I'd say I'm about a 7 (no furries, no excrement, no truly weird fetishes). Do I get an extra half-point if I ask pinkie to smack my ass? __________________ "If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France

11-28-2004, 08:06 PM	#37 (permalink)
Lockjaw Junkie	Probably a 4 on the grand scale of things. I have the sex drive of a healthy adult male(aka I'll take it whenever I can get it) but I don't have any strange fantasies or fetishes. The most perverted thing I do is oogling just about every woman I come across but even then it's nothing overt.

11-28-2004, 08:34 PM	#38 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	Before meeting Lebell, a 2 or 3. Now, happily, at least a 7 and moving higher. __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

11-28-2004, 09:22 PM	#39 (permalink)
doncalypso TFP Mad Scientist Location: Philadelphia, PA	On a scale of one to ten I probably rank 25.... __________________ Doncalypso... the one and only Haitian Sensation

11-28-2004, 09:55 PM	#40 (permalink)
imkeen Insane	I think I'm in the 6-7 range, because I always like learning more about sex. I have a keen desire to perform lots of different positions and toys, with my wife or solo. I'm not in to S&M, degredation, or scat/golden shower like stuff. I would probably try most anything else once, at least. :-) And that's why I think I'm a 6-7. There's been a few of the online kink and purity tests posted (these are by me, actually), in recent memory: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=54577 http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=55039