Have you done it with anyone famous? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

amire · 12-16-2004, 02:52 AM

The word "famous" in another thread title gave me the idea for this one. Has anyone here ever had sex with someone they'd consider famous? I've never had the opportunity, but, man, if someone like Monica Belucci or Sarah Michelle Gellar were to offer, I'd hit it in a moment...

nowthen · 12-16-2004, 05:41 AM

maybe they will read your elegant prose, and be seduced. i would stay by the phone if i was you. those offers cant be far away

PDOUBLEOP · 12-16-2004, 05:42 AM

I did a girl that looked like Demi Moore....

ShaniFaye · 12-16-2004, 06:27 AM

yes I have....but Im not into bragging about stuff like that so I'll just leave it at that

monkeydriven · 12-16-2004, 06:32 AM

Yup, every night....

ratbastid · 12-16-2004, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

yes I have....but Im not into bragging about stuff like that so I'll just leave it at that

Aaaa!!!!!

Before anyone else had posted on this thread, I typed and then didn't submit a post that went something like:

"Not me, but an interesting question might be: Who on TFP would you suspect HAS done somebody famous? My guess is that ShaniFaye has!"

Charlatan · 12-16-2004, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid

Aaaa!!!!!

Before anyone else had posted on this thread, I typed and then didn't submit a post that went something like:

"Not me, but an interesting question might be: Who on TFP would you suspect HAS done somebody famous? My guess is that ShaniFaye has!"

Now that's comedy... I was thinking the *same* thing.

ShaniFaye · 12-16-2004, 07:07 AM

are ya'll making fun of me?

sbscout · 12-16-2004, 07:22 AM

no, we're simply jealous!

vanblah · 12-16-2004, 07:29 AM

Does masturbation count?

lurkette · 12-16-2004, 07:37 AM

No, but I have a friend who's dating Peter Tork (the former Monkee). No fooling.

pinkie · 12-16-2004, 07:37 AM

I asked J Mascis to marry me.

Gibson · 12-16-2004, 08:13 AM

I was next to Down town Town Julie Brown at a beach bar in Hawaii. She had a see thru top on. I put my best moves on her but went down in flames.

Charlatan · 12-16-2004, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

are ya'll making fun of me?

Never.

Daoust · 12-16-2004, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

yes I have....but Im not into bragging about stuff like that so I'll just leave it at that

Oh man, you have to spill on this! I mean, how often does this kind of thing happen? I know this is childish but TELL! TELL! TELL! TELL!

On a sort of related topic, has anyone met any of the Survivor contestants from over the years? I think it would be really neat to talk to them. They are in a way sort of B Celebrities. I'd love to meet Julie or Rupert, even Johnny Fairplay. And I'd tap Erin (from Panama I think, really fake tits) in a second.

pinkie · 12-16-2004, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gibson

I was next to Down town Town Julie Brown at a beach bar in Hawaii. She had a see thru top on. I put my best moves on her but went down in flames.

I made lunch for Andy Dick and Kennedy from MTV.

stonegrody · 12-16-2004, 09:15 AM

The girl I had my first kiss with (@ 14 yrs. old) is apparently some amateur porn star now. An old school friend told me about it but I have yet to find her. She must have changed her name.

Bill O'Rights · 12-16-2004, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

yes I have....but Im not into bragging about stuff like that so I'll just leave it at that

Oh...you can not just lay that out there like that, and have a hope of leaving it alone. C'mon...spill!

fhqwhgads · 12-16-2004, 10:35 AM

I've been with a couple of "I'm gonna make it as an actor" types. Check back with me in five years or so and I'll let you know if they made it.

xxSquirtxx · 12-16-2004, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by vanblah

Does masturbation count?

Best answer.

ratbastid · 12-17-2004, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

are ya'll making fun of me?

Quite the contrary, my dear! I'm always impressed and frequently inspired by the amazing stories you have to share.

You know we love you, gawgeous!

ShaniFaye · 12-17-2004, 07:09 AM

Ignore me...yesterday was a wierd mood day, I was being overly sensitive about everything

as to whom it was.....there are two....Stephen Pearcy (Ratt) and Jani Lane (Warrant)
Donnie Vie (Enuff Z'nuff) was close but I said no, I was much older when that opportunity came along and knew better....the other two were when I was younger and stupid.....

Averett · 12-17-2004, 07:16 AM

I knew it would be somebody from a hair band! I know you love those guys

ShaniFaye · 12-17-2004, 07:26 AM

yeah I was lucky enuff to have a really good friend back then (who in exchange for what he termed as the best bj anyone could ever get) would get me backstage/on the tour buses for any group that came to town....I've met just about all the 80's era bands...but Stephen Pearcy is/was God to me so he was a given....he sucked though hehehe BIG TIME. Jani Lane's sister actually lived here and I knew her so thats how I hooked up with him...he wasnt too shabby. They are all sluts though lol Im just very thankful I didnt catch anything.

pinkie · 12-17-2004, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

Ignore me...yesterday was a wierd mood day, I was being overly sensitive about everything

as to whom it was.....there are two....Stephen Pearcy (Ratt) and Jani Lane (Warrant)
Donnie Vie (Enuff Z'nuff) was close but I said no, I was much older when that opportunity came along and knew better....the other two were when I was younger and stupid.....

I threw a necklace with a note attached to Ozzy.

Ultimate Sin tour, I was 15.

Redlemon · 12-17-2004, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

there are two....Stephen Pearcy (Ratt) and Jani Lane (Warrant)
Donnie Vie (Enuff Z'nuff) was close but I said no, I was much older when that opportunity came along and knew better....the other two were when I was younger and stupid.....

There used to be a list, over on Metal Sludge, called "The Long and Short of It". Seems to be gone, I found a copy in the Google Cache. How accurate would this be?

Quote:

Stephan Pearcy / Ex-Ratt
Just an average Joe but made a lot of news in the early days because he use to stuff socks in his stage pants. He's very HORNY, and will rub all over you. He'll say anything to get you into the sack. He fucks like he sings, very lazy and egotistical.

Jani Lane / Warrant
FROG BOY is bumming when it comes to sex appeal. He can write a good song but his gummy bear won't take you to heaven. Does like to eat pussy though.

ShaniFaye · 12-17-2004, 07:58 AM

ahahahaha Donna's list I havent seen that in ages

Stephen was wasted (as was I) so I dont know that my performance was any better, but as I said he wasnt worth it, and the many times I met him after that all advances were shut down....Jani on the other hand....I really couldnt find anything to complain about, either time

Catmandu · 12-17-2004, 08:30 AM

I screwed Kermit the Frog once. I had my hand up his butt, too.

doncalypso · 12-17-2004, 08:49 AM

If it ever happens I don't think I'd even be tempted to kiss & tell because I'd be the last link in a very long chain anyhow.

gh0ti · 12-17-2004, 10:39 AM

Do dreams count?

Salma Hyak and I have great sex. :-)

J-DaWg · 12-17-2004, 11:20 AM

I did a girl that looked like Sandra Bullock .. she looked so much like her we used to get stopped in the malls .. it was crazy!

high_way · 12-17-2004, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

ahahahaha Donna's list I havent seen that in ages

ok although i hope it doesnt i think this will make me seem more nieve (sp) then i really am.

i just read through that and i was wondering... what is classed as average size cock?

im not worried because i cant change what i have got and i havent had any complaints and from i can tell im not an ass like some of those guys but yeah...

ok end of nieve (sp) spell now.

almostaugust · 12-17-2004, 04:03 PM

Yeah, actually. An ex of mine is a presenter on a pretty popular aussie tv show. Sometimes i go to the website and see all this gushing fan mail to/about her, and think about posting something, but nobody would believe me.

Lockjaw · 12-17-2004, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkie

I threw a necklace with a note attached to Ozzy.

Ultimate Sin tour, I was 15.

Was it pearls?

lady · 12-17-2004, 04:20 PM

I hung out with Silas from Survivor Africa for a weekend (with some friends).

Redlemon · 12-18-2004, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by high_way

ok although i hope it doesnt i think this will make me seem more nieve (sp) then i really am.

i just read through that and i was wondering... what is classed as average size cock?

im not worried because i cant change what i have got and i havent had any complaints and from i can tell im not an ass like some of those guys but yeah...

ok end of nieve (sp) spell now.

This thread should tell you everything you need to know.

Knoweffects · 12-18-2004, 02:49 PM

my friend jake threw a bundle of damp socks at paul olkenfold does that count? god that set was horrible..... olkenfold sucks

Dwayne · 12-18-2004, 04:36 PM

I dated a girl who looked like Lohan for a week. I didnt get to see anything though. Does that count?

tuffrr · 12-19-2004, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by almostaugust

Yeah, actually. An ex of mine is a presenter on a pretty popular aussie tv show. Sometimes i go to the website and see all this gushing fan mail to/about her, and think about posting something, but nobody would believe me.

I thought everyone had been with Sami???

RogueHunter65 · 12-20-2004, 12:52 PM

I have not. But a good friend of my moms is going out with Clint Eastwood. They meet in Boston when he was here shooting Mystic River. I have not meet him yet but they sent us a christmas card with a picture of them that said "Go ahead and make my day and have a merry christmas." I laughed for days. If I can find it ill scan it and post it here

12-16-2004, 02:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
amire Crazy	Have you done it with anyone famous? The word "famous" in another thread title gave me the idea for this one. Has anyone here ever had sex with someone they'd consider famous? I've never had the opportunity, but, man, if someone like Monica Belucci or Sarah Michelle Gellar were to offer, I'd hit it in a moment...

12-16-2004, 05:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
nowthen Insane Location: Republic of Panama	maybe they will read your elegant prose, and be seduced. i would stay by the phone if i was you. those offers cant be far away __________________ "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them." George Bernard Shaw

12-16-2004, 05:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
PDOUBLEOP Insane	I did a girl that looked like Demi Moore.... __________________ ef you-you effing ef

12-16-2004, 06:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	yes I have....but Im not into bragging about stuff like that so I'll just leave it at that __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

12-16-2004, 06:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Yup, every night.... __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

12-16-2004, 07:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	are ya'll making fun of me? __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

12-16-2004, 07:22 AM	#9 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	no, we're simply jealous! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

12-16-2004, 07:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
vanblah Junkie	Does masturbation count?

12-16-2004, 07:37 AM	#11 (permalink)
lurkette My future is coming on Moderator Emeritus Location: east of the sun and west of the moon	No, but I have a friend who's dating Peter Tork (the former Monkee). No fooling. __________________ "If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France

12-16-2004, 07:37 AM	#12 (permalink)
pinkie Helplessly hoping Location: Above the stars	I asked J Mascis to marry me.

12-16-2004, 08:13 AM	#13 (permalink)
Gibson Upright	I was next to Down town Town Julie Brown at a beach bar in Hawaii. She had a see thru top on. I put my best moves on her but went down in flames.

12-16-2004, 09:15 AM	#17 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	The girl I had my first kiss with (@ 14 yrs. old) is apparently some amateur porn star now. An old school friend told me about it but I have yet to find her. She must have changed her name. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

12-16-2004, 10:35 AM	#19 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	I've been with a couple of "I'm gonna make it as an actor" types. Check back with me in five years or so and I'll let you know if they made it.

12-17-2004, 07:09 AM	#22 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Ignore me...yesterday was a wierd mood day, I was being overly sensitive about everything as to whom it was.....there are two....Stephen Pearcy (Ratt) and Jani Lane (Warrant) Donnie Vie (Enuff Z'nuff) was close but I said no, I was much older when that opportunity came along and knew better....the other two were when I was younger and stupid..... __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

12-17-2004, 07:16 AM	#23 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	I knew it would be somebody from a hair band! I know you love those guys __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

12-17-2004, 07:26 AM	#24 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	yeah I was lucky enuff to have a really good friend back then (who in exchange for what he termed as the best bj anyone could ever get) would get me backstage/on the tour buses for any group that came to town....I've met just about all the 80's era bands...but Stephen Pearcy is/was God to me so he was a given....he sucked though hehehe BIG TIME. Jani Lane's sister actually lived here and I knew her so thats how I hooked up with him...he wasnt too shabby. They are all sluts though lol Im just very thankful I didnt catch anything. __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

12-17-2004, 07:58 AM	#27 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	ahahahaha Donna's list I havent seen that in ages Stephen was wasted (as was I) so I dont know that my performance was any better, but as I said he wasnt worth it, and the many times I met him after that all advances were shut down....Jani on the other hand....I really couldnt find anything to complain about, either time __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

12-17-2004, 08:30 AM	#28 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	I screwed Kermit the Frog once. I had my hand up his butt, too.

12-17-2004, 08:49 AM	#29 (permalink)
doncalypso TFP Mad Scientist Location: Philadelphia, PA	If it ever happens I don't think I'd even be tempted to kiss & tell because I'd be the last link in a very long chain anyhow. __________________ Doncalypso... the one and only Haitian Sensation

12-17-2004, 10:39 AM	#30 (permalink)
gh0ti Crazy	Do dreams count? Salma Hyak and I have great sex. :-) __________________ I ain't often right but I've never been wrong It seldom turns out the way it does in the song Once in a while you get shown the light In the strangest of places if you look at it right

12-17-2004, 11:20 AM	#31 (permalink)
J-DaWg Tilted Location: Ontario	I did a girl that looked like Sandra Bullock .. she looked so much like her we used to get stopped in the malls .. it was crazy!

12-17-2004, 04:03 PM	#33 (permalink)
almostaugust Junkie Location: Oz	Yeah, actually. An ex of mine is a presenter on a pretty popular aussie tv show. Sometimes i go to the website and see all this gushing fan mail to/about her, and think about posting something, but nobody would believe me. __________________ 'And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe Maybe this year will be better than the last I can't remember all the times I tried to tell my myself To hold on to these moments as they pass'

12-17-2004, 04:20 PM	#35 (permalink)
lady Addict Location: Vancouver, BC	I hung out with Silas from Survivor Africa for a weekend (with some friends). __________________ Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt.

12-18-2004, 02:49 PM	#37 (permalink)
Knoweffects Tilted Location: san marcos CA	my friend jake threw a bundle of damp socks at paul olkenfold does that count? god that set was horrible..... olkenfold sucks __________________ no h8 only <3

12-18-2004, 04:36 PM	#38 (permalink)
Dwayne Crazy Location: New England	I dated a girl who looked like Lohan for a week. I didnt get to see anything though. Does that count?

12-20-2004, 12:52 PM	#40 (permalink)
RogueHunter65 Insane Location: Boston, MA	I have not. But a good friend of my moms is going out with Clint Eastwood. They meet in Boston when he was here shooting Mystic River. I have not meet him yet but they sent us a christmas card with a picture of them that said "Go ahead and make my day and have a merry christmas." I laughed for days. If I can find it ill scan it and post it here __________________ I suffer from amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I have forgotten this before