martinguerre

currently single...but i call my roomies GF "lady." he eventually picked up on, it and would refer to her as such, even when she was right there.

every single time, she is surprised. "Who the hell is lady?" or "What did you call me?" it's not like she's offended, but just cannot figure out why she suddenly has a 'new' nickname.

This has happened at least five times. I die laughing every single time...

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MXL

Either her name or "Hey Beautiful".

john_713

Her name, or babe.

Bawn

Candy pants!! =) =)

Justsomeguy

Booger and Baby Goose.

Val_1

Boo Boo Kitty Fuck.

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Leander

I call my wife Cornchips, she calls me Mr. Wrinkles.

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aphroditeskiss1

I get called Beauty or Beautiful, mostly. Sometimes I'm his sweetie, or cuddlebear. I just usually call him by his name. Very occasionally will I call him cuddlebear.

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icksters

I call my SO, by his first name, babe, babe-er, poopie (when hes being difficult) and he calls me babe, by my first name, or haysee face....its an inside thing