Vagina envy (equal time) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

denim · 10-29-2004, 12:55 PM

There's a strange thread in the Ladies Lounge called "Penis Envy". Seems to me the guys around here might have a similar question put to them. I think I'd be interested in being a female briefly, not including a menstral period!, but that's about it. I'm pretty happy with my gender.

OTOH, I wonder what it'd be like to be (1) impregnable, or of course, (2) pregnant.

boredom · 10-29-2004, 12:59 PM

Heh only for one day, just wanna try everything out that ive wanted to try out and its enough.

adam · 10-29-2004, 01:00 PM

I voted for "sometimes" (which was a little strong, but I don't know if " One day would be enough"). It would certainly be interesting to see what a woman's orgasm was like from the inside...

dksuddeth · 10-29-2004, 01:02 PM

i'll get myself into WAYYYYY too much trouble answering this one.

the_marq · 10-29-2004, 01:04 PM

No thanks. Hail hail my mighty weiner.

primal · 10-29-2004, 01:05 PM

Yeah I'd like to try it for a day. Women have such sexual power. I'd like to see what that feels like from their perspective. To experience a female orgasm would be interesting for comparison sake.
I'd like to get in an argument with someone and pull my shirt up and squirt them in the face with titty milk and then run off. Although I don’t usually go to church, I’d like to sneak a beer into church using my new secret hiding place.

Meier_Link · 10-29-2004, 01:16 PM

Maybe tits, but no vagina. Those things are high maintenance.

bigimuspermus · 10-29-2004, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adam

I voted for "sometimes" (which was a little strong, but I don't know if " One day would be enough"). It would certainly be interesting to see what a woman's orgasm was like from the inside...

Totally agree

KinkyKiwi · 10-29-2004, 02:16 PM

this thread promises to be interesting....

merlin · 10-29-2004, 02:20 PM

it'd be interesting to see how it would feel...it'd be more of a curiosity thing than a getting screwed thing. actually, i don't think i'd let any guys screw me if i temporarily had a vagina =)

filtherton · 10-29-2004, 02:22 PM

It's an interesting question. I chose sometimes because , you know, what if i like it and a day isn't enough. Would i still be hetero, or would my preferences switch genders too? It would be interesting, not only for the boldily differences, but because society treats men and women differently too.

skinnymofo · 10-29-2004, 03:14 PM

i was recently just talking about this with my friend. i told her i would love to be a non menstrating chick for about 1 week. i would get absolutely nothing done for that entire week though except exploring every kind of poking object i could think of

Suave · 10-29-2004, 03:23 PM

I'd like the ability to change between hot girl and guy at will. It would be so sexy to be a girl sometimes. I wouldn't want to deal with the makeup and all that BS, but it would be awesome being able to play with my own boobs, and all kinds of things. I'd probably dress like the sluttiest girl imaginable though.

Keeping my own mind and all that of course.

Glory's Sun · 10-29-2004, 03:31 PM

I'd try it for a day..but I wouldn't leave the house..I'd be too busy playing! IF I did leave the house I'd find the nearest hot girl and make out with her heh

Halx · 10-29-2004, 03:33 PM

As much as I love my lil' trooper, I am totally envious of women, for all the shit they put up with, they still have the edge.

lunchbox · 10-29-2004, 03:39 PM

I still have no idea on this one. i'll just keep thinking about it.

K-Wise · 10-29-2004, 03:42 PM

Well I'd still have the male mentality in my subconcious so the idea of having a dick inside me disturbs me to all hell. As for the other stuff...To fully understand women in that way...I don't know if they REALLY want us to or not. It's funny that women have penis envy cause if they were a man for any longer than a day they'd realize just how pathetic we are.

Asta!!

maleficent · 10-29-2004, 05:16 PM

I'd love to see one of y'all go thru an eyebrow waxing

or a leg waxing

that'd be fun.. can I wimminfolk plan your day as a female for you? We won't even give you cramps, or labor -- that'd prolly kill most of y'all...

Nice salon visit though...

K-Wise · 10-29-2004, 05:25 PM

^ I've had hair ripped out by bandaids and thats bad enough. NO SPANK YOU!

Asta!!

10-29-2004, 05:47 PM

Anyone else find it funny that Hal used the prefix "lil" for his trooper?

Homey_V · 10-29-2004, 05:51 PM

I'd try it for a day, but in the end, I think I'd miss my penis too much... And being able to go without shaving ANYTHING, for an extended period of time.

adam · 10-29-2004, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

I'd love to see one of y'all go thru an eyebrow waxing

or a leg waxing

that'd be fun.. can I wimminfolk plan your day as a female for you? We won't even give you cramps, or labor -- that'd prolly kill most of y'all...

I ended up getting a filling once where they missed the nerve and the novacaine didn't really work... I doubt a waxing would be worse than that.

Cramps certainly seem like a drag, though.

denim · 10-29-2004, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

I'd love to see one of y'all go thru an eyebrow waxing

or a leg waxing

that'd be fun..

I've been through a back waxing. Three times.

Shirtninja · 10-29-2004, 07:37 PM

Gotta see what sex would be like for the other side... but it would be to much work for more then a day.

slimshaydee · 10-29-2004, 09:34 PM

Hell no, I would get so frustrated trying to get myself off.

KinkyKiwi · 10-29-2004, 10:33 PM

lol yea..did find the halx="lil" thing funny...and why exactly wouldnt we give them labor and cramps??

shortynickel · 10-30-2004, 12:43 AM

hail yeah i would take one for a day only if it wasnt during a period lol

i would take a vagina for a day cause one....i would learn how to get my wife off better and well i would be playing with it all day...like all 24 hours

Rainy · 10-30-2004, 01:15 AM

I would like to be a women for one month i think, but without meaning to be shallow, have to be a well endowed and attractive one!

My reasons:

Get to experience a period to actually see how bad it is, so that when i'm a man again i know what is BS and what is the truth.

Try and discover the cause and cure of the famous "headache" that most woemn suffer from when sex is mentioned once you live with a man.

To get a better understanding of how to get a women off. i do okay, but lesbians will always be better than blokes when it comes to getting a women off, so by being a women for a month that would make this possible.

Appreciate how sexist males are to make a difference.

Lastly, and i have heard this before by so many people, but i would probably stay at home a lot, sit in front of a mirror feeling myself.

Lockjaw · 10-30-2004, 06:22 PM

Nah I like the convienence of my penis.

However I would not mind experiencing life from the other side of the plate so to speak. Not in a sexual manner but I would just like to have the same impulses,advantages, and challenges a woman has for like a week. Just so I can figure things out...what makes women "tick" so to speak.
I think I've got a DECENT line on how the average woman thinks as growing up I was around my mom and my sister 85% of the time and got to hear their views on the world but just in case I missed something or there is something my male mind that isn't able to understand the female mind in it's full nuance I'd like to see things from their view just once. But I want to be in that position with a lot of people in the world. I want to know what it's like to be a poor Muslim. I want to know what it's like to be a rich white guy. Etc...these people have life experiences and challenges I'll never experience and would never be able to appreciate until I lived it for myself.

gerbilking · 10-30-2004, 07:04 PM

Hell yes, I'd love to try it for at least a day. My girlfriend (you know who I am

) has got the greatest, and I would kill to come as hard as she sometimes does.

shortynickel · 10-30-2004, 08:01 PM

after thinking about it i would like to have it for more then a day hehe...rain made a good point there lol...not sure if i would want to have it for a whole month lol

guthmund · 10-30-2004, 08:34 PM

I would wield my vagina with impunity!!

No mere mortal would be able to resist the pull of the enigmatic clam.

It would be nice to be on the other side of the equation for once.

Randerolf · 10-30-2004, 09:44 PM

FYI for women who want to pee standing up. Here's a cheap little device that lets women pee standing up.

http://www.magiccone.com

I might try changing for a little while, but - in the end- its good to be a man.

Flyguy · 10-31-2004, 07:08 PM

Sure, I'd try it for a day just to see what it's like.

absorbentishe · 11-01-2004, 08:16 AM

Why not? I think I would, I'd love to have all the power of men, and see what it can get. Guys are stupid when it comes to pussy, we do things that we normally wouldn't consider, all for a little piece.

Charlatan · 11-01-2004, 08:49 AM

I'd give it a try... if only to further understand just what goes on in the minds of women...

denim · 11-01-2004, 09:02 AM

OTOH, I have to agree that a month would make more sense. And if I got pregnant in that month, it'd become permanent.

The Prophet · 11-01-2004, 01:04 PM

One day would be fun, but I would probably get a yeast infection for all the stuff I would stick in there. And with my luck, I'd be on the rag!

mirevolver · 11-01-2004, 04:21 PM

I voted "for a day." Just to get the female perspective on things as a way to broaden my understanding. And also to experience multiple orgasms and a G-spot orgasm.

greyeyes · 11-01-2004, 06:06 PM

I'd try it for a day, a day that I would definately stay inside all day for. I wonder if the breasts would come with it?

View Poll Results: Do you wish you could be female?
Yeah, I'd trade my penis in for a pussy instantly!	13	6.50%
Sometimes	50	25.00%
One day would be enough	104	52.00%
No way, I like them but I'd not want to own one	33	16.50%
Voters: 200. You may not vote on this poll

10-29-2004, 12:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
denim Banned Location: Massachusetts, USA	Vagina envy (equal time) There's a strange thread in the Ladies Lounge called "Penis Envy". Seems to me the guys around here might have a similar question put to them. I think I'd be interested in being a female briefly, not including a menstral period!, but that's about it. I'm pretty happy with my gender. OTOH, I wonder what it'd be like to be (1) impregnable, or of course, (2) pregnant.

10-29-2004, 12:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
boredom Insane Location: California	Heh only for one day, just wanna try everything out that ive wanted to try out and its enough. __________________ Wiggum: Find anything this time, boys? Cop: Uh, no sign of him, Chief. Wiggum: Princess Opal? Opal: I see nothing here, but I'm afraid it's splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad. Wiggum: But they seem so happy! -- ``Bart the Murderer''

10-29-2004, 01:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
the_marq All hail the Mountain King Location: Black Mesa	No thanks. Hail hail my mighty weiner. __________________ The Truth: Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to. #3 in a series

10-29-2004, 01:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
primal Crazy Location: Oklahoma City	Yeah I'd like to try it for a day. Women have such sexual power. I'd like to see what that feels like from their perspective. To experience a female orgasm would be interesting for comparison sake. I'd like to get in an argument with someone and pull my shirt up and squirt them in the face with titty milk and then run off. Although I don’t usually go to church, I’d like to sneak a beer into church using my new secret hiding place. __________________ "Where the white women at?" -Sheriff Bart (Blazing Saddles) Last edited by primal; 10-29-2004 at 02:37 PM..

10-29-2004, 01:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
adam Insane	I voted for "sometimes" (which was a little strong, but I don't know if " One day would be enough"). It would certainly be interesting to see what a woman's orgasm was like from the inside...

10-29-2004, 01:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
dksuddeth Junkie Location: bedford, tx	i'll get myself into WAYYYYY too much trouble answering this one.

10-29-2004, 01:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
Meier_Link Psycho Location: in a state of confusion	Maybe tits, but no vagina. Those things are high maintenance.

10-29-2004, 02:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	this thread promises to be interesting.... __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

10-29-2004, 02:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
merlin Tilted	it'd be interesting to see how it would feel...it'd be more of a curiosity thing than a getting screwed thing. actually, i don't think i'd let any guys screw me if i temporarily had a vagina =)

10-29-2004, 02:22 PM	#11 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	It's an interesting question. I chose sometimes because , you know, what if i like it and a day isn't enough. Would i still be hetero, or would my preferences switch genders too? It would be interesting, not only for the boldily differences, but because society treats men and women differently too.

10-29-2004, 03:14 PM	#12 (permalink)
skinnymofo Addict ed to smack Location: Seattle	i was recently just talking about this with my friend. i told her i would love to be a non menstrating chick for about 1 week. i would get absolutely nothing done for that entire week though except exploring every kind of poking object i could think of

10-29-2004, 03:23 PM	#13 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	I'd like the ability to change between hot girl and guy at will. It would be so sexy to be a girl sometimes. I wouldn't want to deal with the makeup and all that BS, but it would be awesome being able to play with my own boobs, and all kinds of things. I'd probably dress like the sluttiest girl imaginable though. Keeping my own mind and all that of course.

10-29-2004, 03:31 PM	#14 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	I'd try it for a day..but I wouldn't leave the house..I'd be too busy playing! IF I did leave the house I'd find the nearest hot girl and make out with her heh

10-29-2004, 03:33 PM	#15 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	As much as I love my lil' trooper, I am totally envious of women, for all the shit they put up with, they still have the edge. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

10-29-2004, 03:39 PM	#16 (permalink)
lunchbox Thank God hockey is back Location: Deeeeeetroit	I still have no idea on this one. i'll just keep thinking about it.

10-29-2004, 03:42 PM	#17 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Well I'd still have the male mentality in my subconcious so the idea of having a dick inside me disturbs me to all hell. As for the other stuff...To fully understand women in that way...I don't know if they REALLY want us to or not. It's funny that women have penis envy cause if they were a man for any longer than a day they'd realize just how pathetic we are. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-29-2004, 05:16 PM	#18 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	I'd love to see one of y'all go thru an eyebrow waxing or a leg waxing that'd be fun.. can I wimminfolk plan your day as a female for you? We won't even give you cramps, or labor -- that'd prolly kill most of y'all... Nice salon visit though... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

10-29-2004, 05:25 PM	#19 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ I've had hair ripped out by bandaids and thats bad enough. NO SPANK YOU! Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-29-2004, 05:47 PM	#20 (permalink)
Untitled Guest	Anyone else find it funny that Hal used the prefix "lil" for his trooper?

10-29-2004, 05:51 PM	#21 (permalink)
Homey_V Psycho Location: Canada	I'd try it for a day, but in the end, I think I'd miss my penis too much... And being able to go without shaving ANYTHING, for an extended period of time. __________________ You did what with a duck?

10-29-2004, 07:37 PM	#24 (permalink)
Shirtninja Tilted Location: Texas	Gotta see what sex would be like for the other side... but it would be to much work for more then a day.

10-29-2004, 09:34 PM	#25 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Hell no, I would get so frustrated trying to get myself off.

10-29-2004, 10:33 PM	#26 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	lol yea..did find the halx="lil" thing funny...and why exactly wouldnt we give them labor and cramps?? __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

10-30-2004, 12:43 AM	#27 (permalink)
shortynickel Addict Location: Central PA	hail yeah i would take one for a day only if it wasnt during a period lol i would take a vagina for a day cause one....i would learn how to get my wife off better and well i would be playing with it all day...like all 24 hours

10-30-2004, 01:15 AM	#28 (permalink)
Rainy Upright	I would like to be a women for one month i think, but without meaning to be shallow, have to be a well endowed and attractive one! My reasons: Get to experience a period to actually see how bad it is, so that when i'm a man again i know what is BS and what is the truth. Try and discover the cause and cure of the famous "headache" that most woemn suffer from when sex is mentioned once you live with a man. To get a better understanding of how to get a women off. i do okay, but lesbians will always be better than blokes when it comes to getting a women off, so by being a women for a month that would make this possible. Appreciate how sexist males are to make a difference. Lastly, and i have heard this before by so many people, but i would probably stay at home a lot, sit in front of a mirror feeling myself.

10-30-2004, 06:22 PM	#29 (permalink)
Lockjaw Junkie	Nah I like the convienence of my penis. However I would not mind experiencing life from the other side of the plate so to speak. Not in a sexual manner but I would just like to have the same impulses,advantages, and challenges a woman has for like a week. Just so I can figure things out...what makes women "tick" so to speak. I think I've got a DECENT line on how the average woman thinks as growing up I was around my mom and my sister 85% of the time and got to hear their views on the world but just in case I missed something or there is something my male mind that isn't able to understand the female mind in it's full nuance I'd like to see things from their view just once. But I want to be in that position with a lot of people in the world. I want to know what it's like to be a poor Muslim. I want to know what it's like to be a rich white guy. Etc...these people have life experiences and challenges I'll never experience and would never be able to appreciate until I lived it for myself.

10-30-2004, 07:04 PM	#30 (permalink)
gerbilking Upright	Hell yes, I'd love to try it for at least a day. My girlfriend (you know who I am ) has got the greatest, and I would kill to come as hard as she sometimes does.

10-30-2004, 08:01 PM	#31 (permalink)
shortynickel Addict Location: Central PA	after thinking about it i would like to have it for more then a day hehe...rain made a good point there lol...not sure if i would want to have it for a whole month lol

10-30-2004, 08:34 PM	#32 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	Sure I'd give it a shot I would wield my vagina with impunity!! No mere mortal would be able to resist the pull of the enigmatic clam. It would be nice to be on the other side of the equation for once. __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

10-30-2004, 09:44 PM	#33 (permalink)
Randerolf Fireball Location: ~	FYI for women who want to pee standing up. Here's a cheap little device that lets women pee standing up. http://www.magiccone.com I might try changing for a little while, but - in the end- its good to be a man.

10-31-2004, 07:08 PM	#34 (permalink)
Flyguy Banned Location: Swooping down on you from above....	Sure, I'd try it for a day just to see what it's like.

11-01-2004, 08:16 AM	#35 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Why not? I think I would, I'd love to have all the power of men, and see what it can get. Guys are stupid when it comes to pussy, we do things that we normally wouldn't consider, all for a little piece.

11-01-2004, 08:49 AM	#36 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I'd give it a try... if only to further understand just what goes on in the minds of women... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-01-2004, 09:02 AM	#37 (permalink)
denim Banned Location: Massachusetts, USA	OTOH, I have to agree that a month would make more sense. And if I got pregnant in that month, it'd become permanent.