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K-Wise · 11-01-2004, 06:45 PM

Ya know it's funny cause this says "(equal time)" I dunno what ya meant by that. If you mean equal to the ladies lounge post...not really. Because they can view and reply to our post but we can do neither with theirs. Not really equal at all. I can only imagine the silly things they are thinking about in their post.

edit: I'd also like to note that to those of you who are thinking you can gain some sort of general understanding of what it is like being a woman by having a vagina for one freakin day, or even a month you are sadly mistaken. Thats like saying if I were black for a day or a month I would be able to understand what it's like to be black and all that they have gone through to get to where they are today. No small ammount of time would ever allow you to understand such a thing. In a way I'm not even certain if it is ours to know anyway. And to the women if we fully understood everything there is to know about you then you would lose a great deal of your self worth. I mean doesn't it feel good to know that you are a beautiful and complex organism that can leave a man completely dumbfounded with a mere phrase? That you have qualities about you that are all your own and that you can discuss with other women? I mean would you really want to lose all that by having men COMPLETELY understand you? I bet it'd bug the shit outta ya after a while and at the very least you'd have nothing to bitch about

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Asta!!

denim · 11-01-2004, 06:52 PM

More equal than not being able to comment to their thread, at least.

K-Wise · 11-01-2004, 07:05 PM

It does open grounds for discussion between the two genders though....not the same in the ladies lounge...all a one sided argument.

Asta!!

mirevolver · 11-01-2004, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Wise

I'd also like to note that to those of you who are thinking you can gain some sort of general understanding of what it is like being a woman by having a vagina for one freakin day, or even a month you are sadly mistaken.

It would certainly not bring complete understanding of what it is like being a woman, but it would bring a better level of understanding than previously.

Besides, I've pretty much come to the conclusion that it's impossible for a man to completly understand women. If a guy actually did pull that off, his head would probably explode.

K-Wise · 11-01-2004, 07:41 PM

^ My sentiments exactly. But that short a period of time wouldn't allow you to understand very much(if a day even less). I have 2 sisters a mom, and about 3 or 4 female dogs in my time on earth. So I know a little bit of female mentality and the chores they put themselves to on a daily basis to make themselves "presentable" among other things. Most not needed in my opinion

. You wouldn't need to have a vagina to understand a lot of those things (you could just ask) but the things you would need one to understand would take a lot longer than a day, MAYBE even a month to gain a good understanding. Ya know a level of understanding thats actually useful. I can go wax my legs right now and understand how much that hurts I don't need a vagina to know that. I could grow my hair really long and know what it's like to have to blow dry your hair for at LEAST a half an hour to dry each and every layer of hair that I have. I could even put on some freakin make up if I wanted to. I most certainly wouldn't do any of those things though of course

. I think only a great understanding of women would prove truely useful when interacting and men could never have that. A small understanding may only benefit sex, or something really rudamentary like that which is only useful in one occaision. Just asking or practicing or dare I say it LISTENING would help you in that area....it's probably a lot more work than you're willing to dish out on a constant basis. Might make ya feel like he-man for one or more occaisions but could very well become a chore if you insist on going the distance every time. Most men are way too selfish and lazy to attempt that...I'm ashamed to admit it. Perhaps I should work on that flaw myself as it is a huge one.

Asta!!

jpmck03 · 11-01-2004, 07:44 PM

11-01-2004, 07:49 PM

K-Wise, I agree with your statement, its great. However, do you think you can gain female perspective (if only partially) from your DOGS?? I find the comparison somewhat distressing, I must say

K-Wise · 11-01-2004, 07:57 PM

That was a joke

A totally offensive and not funny one too

Deal with it I've heard men called worse

. Ya know it's funny though because we had one female dog who if you took her outside after it rained...absolutely refused to set foot on the grass once she found out it was wet. She'd put her paw down and immediately draw it back like "Eww no it's wet!" So cute and so like a woman you have to agree. She was just as demanding too.

Asta!!

ChaosWolf · 11-01-2004, 09:52 PM

Me, I'd vote for being one of those dick-girls you see in anime sometimes... overall female, but with a cock-and-balls downstairs in addition to the regular girlystuff.

That way, this wild wolf could run with the bitches, but not have to go without the leading of my alpha-male, if you catch my meaning.

Ydde · 11-02-2004, 12:15 AM

My inital response after reading the question was: sure, why not? Then I read K-wise's post and thought, well that makes sense. So I'm really confused now.

I'm sure that there are moments of being a women that are indescribable. I'm not sure what it is. It could be how society treats you, or how your body reacts to certain situations. I don't know. But I'm sure there are things that can't be explained, that are intangible. I would love to experience it.

Not to mention that I love to experience how being "wet" feels.

Dizzet · 11-02-2004, 12:51 AM

Would like one just before somthing hits my nuts then i wouldent hurt as much...

But im very glad for my Ding dong...

11-02-2004, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Wise

That was a joke

A totally offensive and not funny one too

Deal with it I've heard men called worse

. Ya know it's funny though because we had one female dog who if you took her outside after it rained...absolutely refused to set foot on the grass once she found out it was wet. She'd put her paw down and immediately draw it back like "Eww no it's wet!" So cute and so like a woman you have to agree. She was just as demanding too.

Asta!!

lol, okay, you got me. You're right again. That's totally something I would do.. (oh no, did I just admit that??)

yotta · 11-03-2004, 01:46 PM

I'l love the chance to swap bodies with my girlfriend for a day.

Her orgasams seem better, hehe.

pinkie · 11-03-2004, 02:05 PM

Just use your manginas...

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11-01-2004, 06:45 PM	#41 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Ya know it's funny cause this says "(equal time)" I dunno what ya meant by that. If you mean equal to the ladies lounge post...not really. Because they can view and reply to our post but we can do neither with theirs. Not really equal at all. I can only imagine the silly things they are thinking about in their post. edit: I'd also like to note that to those of you who are thinking you can gain some sort of general understanding of what it is like being a woman by having a vagina for one freakin day, or even a month you are sadly mistaken. Thats like saying if I were black for a day or a month I would be able to understand what it's like to be black and all that they have gone through to get to where they are today. No small ammount of time would ever allow you to understand such a thing. In a way I'm not even certain if it is ours to know anyway. And to the women if we fully understood everything there is to know about you then you would lose a great deal of your self worth. I mean doesn't it feel good to know that you are a beautiful and complex organism that can leave a man completely dumbfounded with a mere phrase? That you have qualities about you that are all your own and that you can discuss with other women? I mean would you really want to lose all that by having men COMPLETELY understand you? I bet it'd bug the shit outta ya after a while and at the very least you'd have nothing to bitch about . Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!! Last edited by K-Wise; 11-01-2004 at 07:02 PM..

11-01-2004, 07:05 PM	#43 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	It does open grounds for discussion between the two genders though....not the same in the ladies lounge...all a one sided argument. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

11-01-2004, 07:41 PM	#45 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ My sentiments exactly. But that short a period of time wouldn't allow you to understand very much(if a day even less). I have 2 sisters a mom, and about 3 or 4 female dogs in my time on earth. So I know a little bit of female mentality and the chores they put themselves to on a daily basis to make themselves "presentable" among other things. Most not needed in my opinion . You wouldn't need to have a vagina to understand a lot of those things (you could just ask) but the things you would need one to understand would take a lot longer than a day, MAYBE even a month to gain a good understanding. Ya know a level of understanding thats actually useful. I can go wax my legs right now and understand how much that hurts I don't need a vagina to know that. I could grow my hair really long and know what it's like to have to blow dry your hair for at LEAST a half an hour to dry each and every layer of hair that I have. I could even put on some freakin make up if I wanted to. I most certainly wouldn't do any of those things though of course . I think only a great understanding of women would prove truely useful when interacting and men could never have that. A small understanding may only benefit sex, or something really rudamentary like that which is only useful in one occaision. Just asking or practicing or dare I say it LISTENING would help you in that area....it's probably a lot more work than you're willing to dish out on a constant basis. Might make ya feel like he-man for one or more occaisions but could very well become a chore if you insist on going the distance every time. Most men are way too selfish and lazy to attempt that...I'm ashamed to admit it. Perhaps I should work on that flaw myself as it is a huge one. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

11-01-2004, 07:44 PM	#46 (permalink)
jpmck03 Tilted	~~ Last edited by jpmck03; 07-28-2011 at 09:35 AM..

11-01-2004, 06:52 PM	#42 (permalink)
denim Banned Location: Massachusetts, USA	More equal than not being able to comment to their thread, at least.

11-01-2004, 07:49 PM	#47 (permalink)
Untitled Guest	K-Wise, I agree with your statement, its great. However, do you think you can gain female perspective (if only partially) from your DOGS?? I find the comparison somewhat distressing, I must say

11-01-2004, 07:57 PM	#48 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	That was a joke A totally offensive and not funny one too Deal with it I've heard men called worse . Ya know it's funny though because we had one female dog who if you took her outside after it rained...absolutely refused to set foot on the grass once she found out it was wet. She'd put her paw down and immediately draw it back like "Eww no it's wet!" So cute and so like a woman you have to agree. She was just as demanding too. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

11-01-2004, 09:52 PM	#49 (permalink)
ChaosWolf Upright	Me, I'd vote for being one of those dick-girls you see in anime sometimes... overall female, but with a cock-and-balls downstairs in addition to the regular girlystuff. That way, this wild wolf could run with the bitches, but not have to go without the leading of my alpha-male, if you catch my meaning.

11-02-2004, 12:15 AM	#50 (permalink)
Ydde Tilted Location: Singapore	My inital response after reading the question was: sure, why not? Then I read K-wise's post and thought, well that makes sense. So I'm really confused now. I'm sure that there are moments of being a women that are indescribable. I'm not sure what it is. It could be how society treats you, or how your body reacts to certain situations. I don't know. But I'm sure there are things that can't be explained, that are intangible. I would love to experience it. Not to mention that I love to experience how being "wet" feels.

11-02-2004, 12:51 AM	#51 (permalink)
Dizzet Psycho Location: Denmark	Would like one just before somthing hits my nuts then i wouldent hurt as much... But im very glad for my Ding dong...

11-03-2004, 01:46 PM	#53 (permalink)
yotta Irresponsible	I'l love the chance to swap bodies with my girlfriend for a day. Her orgasams seem better, hehe. __________________ I am Jack's signature.

11-03-2004, 02:05 PM	#54 (permalink)
pinkie Helplessly hoping Location: Above the stars	Just use your manginas...