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Kalnaur · 11-08-2004, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unbzete

I hate to reinforce a stigma, but I lived in a frat house right up till last year, so I've hear a million of them.

"I have to go feed my cat, I'll call you or something" (then the guy ran out the door in only his boxers, carrying his clothes in his arms)

"You were a lot thinner the last time we f**ked"

"I'm playing Halo...why are you still here?"

As for the people saying "why be a dick?", in principle of course you're right, there's no reason. BUT Females have to take some of the blame for guys acting like this. Every guy starts his dating career thinking that being "nice" to the girls you like will get them to like you back, and the opposite is true. In the teenage years, girls generally want nothing to do with the guys who are loyal and shower attention on them.
Ironically, by the time women are looking for a husband and want exactly that kind of guy, men are too jaded and have learned that being a dick will get you further.

It is horrible that you excuse cruelty with such misogynistic views. Women no more ask to be treated poorly than men ask to be rejected. Not all women are those that you have described, and if you become jaded after meeting such women, that is your fault, not theirs. Own up to the problem.

celticjester · 11-09-2004, 03:14 AM

Oh, so your not Michlle ? oh your her sister? ... When is Michelle home?
Bloody Twins, and I was sllightly drunk...

PHYcos · 11-09-2004, 05:09 AM

It was my first time with my girlfriend who was not a virgin. With a wave of tiredness, I looked at her and said, "I'm fucked"

I was slapped

Batski · 11-22-2004, 05:20 AM

I feel that I am being rude right after sex if I get up straight away, and talk normally. It means I am not relaxed, not sated, dont need any recuperation time, in fact, was barely affected by it.

Stick · 11-22-2004, 06:03 AM

The rudest thing was something I did many years ago.

'Jessica' called me early one evening, "Can I come over?", "Yeah, okay". 'Jessica' arrives, we have a few cones - I still smoked back then - eat some food, watch the idiot box, talk. Usual night at home stuff. Later that evening she says - in her sexiest voice - "I might go to bed now - are you coming?" (she was a comely wench). "In a minute" say I. Then, as soon as she left the room, I stretched out on the lounge and smoked the rest of the dope. At 6am I went into the bedroom, got dressed for work, tapped her on the shoulder and said "I'm going to work, let yourself out". She'd been crying. Now, looking back over the years, I feel like the biggest cunt God ever put breath into.

fallenangel · 11-22-2004, 08:17 AM

Stick -> HAHA, that's absolutely horrible!

However, now... after the fact, it proves to be for a good laugh

snowy · 11-22-2004, 09:10 AM

I jumped out of bed, put my clothes back on and went to leave. The guy says, "What? Just, wham-bam-thank-you-sir?"

I said, "Yup. You've just been bammed. I have homework to do. See ya."

Note to men: If I have the ability to get up within seconds of being done with sex, it wasn't that good.

longbough · 11-26-2004, 09:54 AM

"How was that?"
"That was...uhhh... alright."

Not trying to be cruel but honest. I had my reasons, though.
Earlier she had said she liked to give head, but she just put me in her mouth and licked around the head for a while - She didn't use her lips and ignored the shaft entirely. When I would show her what felt good she just said, "That looks stupid." She also insisted that I'd like her "technique" better. When she couldn't finish me off she thought the problem was with me.
I now wonder if this was just "payback" for some past bf who didn't know how to go down on her.

Stick · 11-26-2004, 12:03 PM

Longbough - There once was a girl my mates used to call DF. Why do you call her DF, fellas? 'Cause she's a Dud Fuck, Stick. Yeah? Yeah! She was a pretty thing and curiosity got the better of me so I put some ground work in and got her into bed. The guys were right. Her "technique" was similar to your "friends". After waiting a while for something to happen I became bored and went to sleep. Dangerous thing to do, I'll admit, going to sleep with your cock in a girls mouth, but I was really living on the edge when I was younger. No, I didn't shoot a load that night, but I did get plenty of sleep.

Jerron36 · 11-27-2004, 06:07 PM

...I feel nothing when I'm in you....your like fucking a 5 galion bucket of warm water!!!

(Not really, I'm not that mean.)

Val_1 · 11-27-2004, 07:17 PM

I've nver said anything rude (that I know of). But once, for reasons even I don't understand, I started laughing uncontrollably during sex. She thought I was laughing at her (I wasn't). I was laughing so hard I could hardly speak to console her.

fredcola · 11-27-2004, 07:27 PM

your sister was better

mreman4u · 12-08-2004, 12:06 PM

"Would you get off of me now"

"So how much do I owe you"

high_way · 12-09-2004, 07:28 PM

it wasnt after it was during but she said something like "can i get on top"? i say "no" and leave it at that. didnt want to tell her that she wasnt doing it for me and that i didnt want to look at her.

Tophat665 · 12-09-2004, 08:26 PM

"Snakes have no arms, that's why they don't wear vests." Whispered in her ear. Nothing like a good belly laugh when you're still in there but the action is over.

belkins · 12-09-2004, 08:46 PM

Q: Will you respect me in the morning?

A: Hell, I don't respect you now!

turbofish · 12-10-2004, 05:03 AM

I got a note from a girl after sex which stated "I promised my friend I'd give this note if I had bad sex"... I haden't wanked for 5 days as an experiment and I came in like 5 min... Never did tell her I did that experiment... Still sleeping together on and off...

a1t3r3g0 · 12-12-2004, 05:52 PM

The very first time I had sex, the girl asked me how it was and I jokingly said "I've had better." Luckily she got the joke since she knew it was my first

Vincentt · 12-13-2004, 01:30 AM

I argue if a guy is an asshole to you, it is your fault. I’m sure you turned down quite a few “nice friends” to go out with the asshole.

This is not about blaming others. Being nice in the young mans dating game is will get you nowhere. Be a dick, and you get pussy. Those girls got to those beds by their own choices. They knew who they were with, and what they were getting into.

Why be a dick? Misplaced aggression, the hate of the women who made you a dick, so it is about vengeance really.

gonad · 12-13-2004, 01:54 AM

I won't admit to anything I've said, but a month or two ago after a particularly good first romp with a new chick she rolled off the bed and crawled towards the bathroom and said, "I haven't had a piece of ass like that in years."

She totally objectified me.

It was awesome.

longbough · 12-13-2004, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Val_1

I've nver said anything rude (that I know of). But once, for reasons even I don't understand, I started laughing uncontrollably during sex. She thought I was laughing at her (I wasn't). I was laughing so hard I could hardly speak to console her.

Hey, I did that too - but it was before we got to bed. This girl I just started dating became comfortable enough to come to bed with curlers in her hair. I didn't expect it at all, and when she came in the door I just lost it completely.

She was a good sport about it though...

...eventually....

badcock · 12-13-2004, 05:46 PM

I broke up with a chick in high school while laying in bed, post bj.

I was obviously immature, but I never liked her in the first place.

Knoweffects · 12-13-2004, 09:22 PM

girls are not responsible for the actions of a man, or that the man is an ass/jerk, but if a girl is with one, its completely there fault, i have stopped giving out sympathy to my female friends who are with assholes, its there choice, they knew who they were getting with, and they can always leave.

themisfit · 12-13-2004, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

is it rude to say....I've told you 4 times now that the way you're doing that doing a thing for me.....can I just blow you instead?

I say no...but that's cuz I say that.

GraveTaker · 12-14-2004, 04:41 PM

i never meant to be rude by saying these things caus i joke around a lot in this manor but once i said "can i have my money now?" and another time i said "Eh, you were just a time filler"

tommylee02 · 12-16-2004, 05:03 PM

"Get out, you have to go now" - to a girl that stalked me, I still did her, she was hot, but she JUST WOULDN'T LEAVE.
and
"Damn, my girlfriend would be mad if she knew we did this" - HAHA that one still makes me laugh.

zombie_sympathi · 12-17-2004, 12:50 PM

i have never [as far as i know...] said anything rude after sex, and my partner [first and only] hasn't ever done anything really rude. but reading all these posts makes me feel glad that i don't casually date. both my partner and i respect one another, and i think it would be hard for me to find someone, male or female, who could give me the level of respect we have for one another.

i think i am in agreement with the idea that men are socialized to be "jerks" when dating, but that doesn't make it right. i feel sorry for anyone who is in a relationship with someone who doesn't respect them -- male or female.

sorry for all the pointless blab.

Karkaboosh1 · 12-17-2004, 01:40 PM

so what would be considered the 'right' thing to say after sex? if its not thank you :P

zombie_sympathi · 12-17-2004, 03:08 PM

no idea, really. but we all seem to have determined that there are a whole lot of "wrong" things to say. heh.

longbough · 12-23-2004, 02:23 PM

"Oh Shit! Gimme the remote! We're missing the Iron Chef!" (just kidding - but I've thought it.)

outdoor · 12-23-2004, 02:36 PM

I've never said anything rude...but I have fallen asleep as soon as it was over...maybe not a horrible thing, but not the best.

snowy · 12-23-2004, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longbough

"Oh Shit! Gimme the remote! We're missing the Iron Chef!" (just kidding - but I've thought it.)

Heh. I once told my partner he had to hurry up or we were going to miss the opening monologue on the Tonight Show...

docbungle · 12-23-2004, 09:02 PM

"Goodbye."

MSD · 12-26-2004, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karkaboosh1

so what would be considered the 'right' thing to say after sex? if its not thank you :P

"Holy shit, that was good," as you collapse onto the bed and are unable to move for several minutes.

Bryndian_Dhai · 12-27-2004, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ustwo

And they would be wrong.

I didn't figure this out till I was 19. I'd had a 'so-so' sex life up until then, never seemed to be with a girl for a real long time. I was the dumpee not the dumper. Then I figured it out, that the reason the jerks seemed to do better with women was because they were jerks. I personally think its genetic, once a woman knows she can have YOU she sees if she can get something better, where as if you made her unsure if you were really interested she tries to get you instead of you trying to get her.

Stupid I know but thats how we act. Now you don't have to be a total jerk, but the woman has to feel you can take or leave her, but it won't bother you if you never see her again.

I went from off-on relationships going no where to dating three girls at once. One of them I eventually married.

About the time I figured all this out, I was at a party with a bunch of friends, mostly my friends and their GF's and I mentioned this. The women all said it wasn't true.....

Then after they were done sticking up for their sex two of them later, on their own, said it was true but they just didn't want the other girls/guys to know they agreed with me on it since it would be a 'bad example'.

Now obviously with sex and relationships, this doesn't apply to everyone but I think its safe to say a majority of women act that way. Most of you dont' even know it.

It's been a while since this was posted, but I want to be sure to point out that while in my experience it is indeed true of some women, I've found that it is more consistently true of men.

While I don't remember anything particularly rude I said immediately after sex (unless you count "Uh, I think you've forgotten something.... and if you like seeing me wear your love juice and intend for this to be a repeat performance, I suggest you get cracking." heheh) I could be an absolute bitch when it came to the people I dated, male and female. In general, the women would take it sometimes, and when they did, they only took it for a while. But the men.... gods, I swear, the meaner I was, the harder it was to get rid of them. And I'm really not mean unless you don't follow the rules: I don't do exclusive relationships, I don't usually do "dates", I don't do possessiveness, jealousy or any other form of restrictive demonstration. What I do (did) do is fun, sex, play.... I was honest about the rules from the get-go, everyone knew what they were. If you followed the rules, you'd have an awesome time, a memorable experience, and you'd most likely get laid. Maybe more than once. And I'm good at it.... I don't play games, lie, offer bullshit. But I insisted on the rules, and if you insisted on doing things your way instead of mine, you were going to hear about it. Maybe that makes me a raving c**t, but I'm ok with that. And for the most part, most of the people I encountered (well, most of the women), once they'd pushed the limits and realized I was serious, were ok with that, too.... *shrugs*

Lebell · 12-27-2004, 10:05 AM

Another vote for, "Why be an ass?"

11-09-2004, 05:09 AM	#83 (permalink)
PHYcos Crazy	It was my first time with my girlfriend who was not a virgin. With a wave of tiredness, I looked at her and said, "I'm fucked" I was slapped __________________ -All women are 2 drinks away from a GIRL-ON-GIRL adventure!-

11-22-2004, 08:17 AM	#86 (permalink)
fallenangel soaring Location: near the water	Stick -> HAHA, that's absolutely horrible! However, now... after the fact, it proves to be for a good laugh __________________ all I wanna do is - give the best of me to you

11-22-2004, 09:10 AM	#87 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	I jumped out of bed, put my clothes back on and went to leave. The guy says, "What? Just, wham-bam-thank-you-sir?" I said, "Yup. You've just been bammed. I have homework to do. See ya." Note to men: If I have the ability to get up within seconds of being done with sex, it wasn't that good. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

11-27-2004, 07:17 PM	#91 (permalink)
Val_1 Addict Location: In a State of Denial	I've nver said anything rude (that I know of). But once, for reasons even I don't understand, I started laughing uncontrollably during sex. She thought I was laughing at her (I wasn't). I was laughing so hard I could hardly speak to console her. __________________ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -Frank Sinatra

12-08-2004, 12:06 PM	#93 (permalink)
mreman4u Tilted	"Would you get off of me now" "So how much do I owe you" __________________

11-09-2004, 03:14 AM	#82 (permalink)
celticjester Upright	Oh, so your not Michlle ? oh your her sister? ... When is Michelle home? Bloody Twins, and I was sllightly drunk...

11-22-2004, 05:20 AM	#84 (permalink)
Batski Tilted Location: LOndon	I feel that I am being rude right after sex if I get up straight away, and talk normally. It means I am not relaxed, not sated, dont need any recuperation time, in fact, was barely affected by it.

11-22-2004, 06:03 AM	#85 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	The rudest thing was something I did many years ago. 'Jessica' called me early one evening, "Can I come over?", "Yeah, okay". 'Jessica' arrives, we have a few cones - I still smoked back then - eat some food, watch the idiot box, talk. Usual night at home stuff. Later that evening she says - in her sexiest voice - "I might go to bed now - are you coming?" (she was a comely wench). "In a minute" say I. Then, as soon as she left the room, I stretched out on the lounge and smoked the rest of the dope. At 6am I went into the bedroom, got dressed for work, tapped her on the shoulder and said "I'm going to work, let yourself out". She'd been crying. Now, looking back over the years, I feel like the biggest cunt God ever put breath into.

11-26-2004, 09:54 AM	#88 (permalink)
longbough Soylent Green is people. Location: Northern California	"How was that?" "That was...uhhh... alright." Not trying to be cruel but honest. I had my reasons, though. Earlier she had said she liked to give head, but she just put me in her mouth and licked around the head for a while - She didn't use her lips and ignored the shaft entirely. When I would show her what felt good she just said, "That looks stupid." She also insisted that I'd like her "technique" better. When she couldn't finish me off she thought the problem was with me. I now wonder if this was just "payback" for some past bf who didn't know how to go down on her.

11-26-2004, 12:03 PM	#89 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	Longbough - There once was a girl my mates used to call DF. Why do you call her DF, fellas? 'Cause she's a Dud Fuck, Stick. Yeah? Yeah! She was a pretty thing and curiosity got the better of me so I put some ground work in and got her into bed. The guys were right. Her "technique" was similar to your "friends". After waiting a while for something to happen I became bored and went to sleep. Dangerous thing to do, I'll admit, going to sleep with your cock in a girls mouth, but I was really living on the edge when I was younger. No, I didn't shoot a load that night, but I did get plenty of sleep.

11-27-2004, 06:07 PM	#90 (permalink)
Jerron36 Upright	...I feel nothing when I'm in you....your like fucking a 5 galion bucket of warm water!!! (Not really, I'm not that mean.)

11-27-2004, 07:27 PM	#92 (permalink)
fredcola Upright	your sister was better

12-09-2004, 07:28 PM	#94 (permalink)
high_way Addict Location: Australia	it wasnt after it was during but she said something like "can i get on top"? i say "no" and leave it at that. didnt want to tell her that she wasnt doing it for me and that i didnt want to look at her. __________________ A stranger is just a friend you havent met yet. Impostor of the imposturous

12-09-2004, 08:26 PM	#95 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	"Snakes have no arms, that's why they don't wear vests." Whispered in her ear. Nothing like a good belly laugh when you're still in there but the action is over. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-09-2004, 08:46 PM	#96 (permalink)
belkins Tilted Location: Salt Lake City	Q: Will you respect me in the morning? A: Hell, I don't respect you now!

12-10-2004, 05:03 AM	#97 (permalink)
turbofish Tilted	I got a note from a girl after sex which stated "I promised my friend I'd give this note if I had bad sex"... I haden't wanked for 5 days as an experiment and I came in like 5 min... Never did tell her I did that experiment... Still sleeping together on and off... __________________ ><((((°> Jag bara gissar o spekulerar o det jag skriver behöver inte ha någon förankring med verkligheten alls.

12-12-2004, 05:52 PM	#98 (permalink)
a1t3r3g0 Psycho Location: 127.0.0.1	The very first time I had sex, the girl asked me how it was and I jokingly said "I've had better." Luckily she got the joke since she knew it was my first

12-13-2004, 01:30 AM	#99 (permalink)
Vincentt Addict Location: Tokyo, Japan	I argue if a guy is an asshole to you, it is your fault. I’m sure you turned down quite a few “nice friends” to go out with the asshole. This is not about blaming others. Being nice in the young mans dating game is will get you nowhere. Be a dick, and you get pussy. Those girls got to those beds by their own choices. They knew who they were with, and what they were getting into. Why be a dick? Misplaced aggression, the hate of the women who made you a dick, so it is about vengeance really.

12-13-2004, 01:54 AM	#100 (permalink)
gonad Bartender Extraordinaire Location: The good side of the Red River	I won't admit to anything I've said, but a month or two ago after a particularly good first romp with a new chick she rolled off the bed and crawled towards the bathroom and said, "I haven't had a piece of ass like that in years." She totally objectified me. It was awesome. __________________ "We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold."

12-13-2004, 05:46 PM	#102 (permalink)
badcock Upright	I broke up with a chick in high school while laying in bed, post bj. I was obviously immature, but I never liked her in the first place.

12-13-2004, 09:22 PM	#103 (permalink)
Knoweffects Tilted Location: san marcos CA	girls are not responsible for the actions of a man, or that the man is an ass/jerk, but if a girl is with one, its completely there fault, i have stopped giving out sympathy to my female friends who are with assholes, its there choice, they knew who they were getting with, and they can always leave. __________________ no h8 only <3

12-14-2004, 04:41 PM	#105 (permalink)
GraveTaker Crazy	i never meant to be rude by saying these things caus i joke around a lot in this manor but once i said "can i have my money now?" and another time i said "Eh, you were just a time filler" __________________ GraveTaker

12-16-2004, 05:03 PM	#106 (permalink)
tommylee02 Tilted	"Get out, you have to go now" - to a girl that stalked me, I still did her, she was hot, but she JUST WOULDN'T LEAVE. and "Damn, my girlfriend would be mad if she knew we did this" - HAHA that one still makes me laugh.

12-17-2004, 12:50 PM	#107 (permalink)
zombie_sympathi Upright Location: AR	i have never [as far as i know...] said anything rude after sex, and my partner [first and only] hasn't ever done anything really rude. but reading all these posts makes me feel glad that i don't casually date. both my partner and i respect one another, and i think it would be hard for me to find someone, male or female, who could give me the level of respect we have for one another. i think i am in agreement with the idea that men are socialized to be "jerks" when dating, but that doesn't make it right. i feel sorry for anyone who is in a relationship with someone who doesn't respect them -- male or female. sorry for all the pointless blab.

12-17-2004, 01:40 PM	#108 (permalink)
Karkaboosh1 Upright	so what would be considered the 'right' thing to say after sex? if its not thank you :P

12-17-2004, 03:08 PM	#109 (permalink)
zombie_sympathi Upright Location: AR	no idea, really. but we all seem to have determined that there are a whole lot of "wrong" things to say. heh.

12-23-2004, 02:23 PM	#110 (permalink)
longbough Soylent Green is people. Location: Northern California	"Oh Shit! Gimme the remote! We're missing the Iron Chef!" (just kidding - but I've thought it.)

12-23-2004, 02:36 PM	#111 (permalink)
outdoor Tilted	I've never said anything rude...but I have fallen asleep as soon as it was over...maybe not a horrible thing, but not the best.

12-23-2004, 09:02 PM	#113 (permalink)
docbungle It's all downhill from here Location: Denver	"Goodbye." __________________ Bad Luck City

12-27-2004, 10:05 AM	#116 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Another vote for, "Why be an ass?" __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!