11-08-2004, 10:48 PM | #81 (permalink) | |
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Location: Portland, Oregon
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11-22-2004, 06:03 AM | #85 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Sydney, Australia
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The rudest thing was something I did many years ago.
'Jessica' called me early one evening, "Can I come over?", "Yeah, okay". 'Jessica' arrives, we have a few cones - I still smoked back then - eat some food, watch the idiot box, talk. Usual night at home stuff. Later that evening she says - in her sexiest voice - "I might go to bed now - are you coming?" (she was a comely wench). "In a minute" say I. Then, as soon as she left the room, I stretched out on the lounge and smoked the rest of the dope. At 6am I went into the bedroom, got dressed for work, tapped her on the shoulder and said "I'm going to work, let yourself out". She'd been crying. Now, looking back over the years, I feel like the biggest cunt God ever put breath into. |
11-22-2004, 09:10 AM | #87 (permalink) |
Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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I jumped out of bed, put my clothes back on and went to leave. The guy says, "What? Just, wham-bam-thank-you-sir?"
I said, "Yup. You've just been bammed. I have homework to do. See ya." Note to men: If I have the ability to get up within seconds of being done with sex, it wasn't that good.
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11-26-2004, 09:54 AM | #88 (permalink) |
Soylent Green is people.
Location: Northern California
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"How was that?"
"That was...uhhh... alright." Not trying to be cruel but honest. I had my reasons, though. Earlier she had said she liked to give head, but she just put me in her mouth and licked around the head for a while - She didn't use her lips and ignored the shaft entirely. When I would show her what felt good she just said, "That looks stupid." She also insisted that I'd like her "technique" better. When she couldn't finish me off she thought the problem was with me. I now wonder if this was just "payback" for some past bf who didn't know how to go down on her. |
11-26-2004, 12:03 PM | #89 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Longbough - There once was a girl my mates used to call DF. Why do you call her DF, fellas? 'Cause she's a Dud Fuck, Stick. Yeah? Yeah! She was a pretty thing and curiosity got the better of me so I put some ground work in and got her into bed. The guys were right. Her "technique" was similar to your "friends". After waiting a while for something to happen I became bored and went to sleep. Dangerous thing to do, I'll admit, going to sleep with your cock in a girls mouth, but I was really living on the edge when I was younger. No, I didn't shoot a load that night, but I did get plenty of sleep.
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11-27-2004, 07:17 PM | #91 (permalink) |
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Location: In a State of Denial
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I've nver said anything rude (that I know of). But once, for reasons even I don't understand, I started laughing uncontrollably during sex. She thought I was laughing at her (I wasn't). I was laughing so hard I could hardly speak to console her.
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12-09-2004, 07:28 PM | #94 (permalink) |
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Location: Australia
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it wasnt after it was during but she said something like "can i get on top"? i say "no" and leave it at that. didnt want to tell her that she wasnt doing it for me and that i didnt want to look at her.
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12-09-2004, 08:26 PM | #95 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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"Snakes have no arms, that's why they don't wear vests." Whispered in her ear. Nothing like a good belly laugh when you're still in there but the action is over.
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12-10-2004, 05:03 AM | #97 (permalink) |
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I got a note from a girl after sex which stated "I promised my friend I'd give this note if I had bad sex"... I haden't wanked for 5 days as an experiment and I came in like 5 min... Never did tell her I did that experiment... Still sleeping together on and off...
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12-13-2004, 01:30 AM | #99 (permalink) |
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Location: Tokyo, Japan
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I argue if a guy is an asshole to you, it is your fault. I’m sure you turned down quite a few “nice friends” to go out with the asshole.
This is not about blaming others. Being nice in the young mans dating game is will get you nowhere. Be a dick, and you get pussy. Those girls got to those beds by their own choices. They knew who they were with, and what they were getting into. Why be a dick? Misplaced aggression, the hate of the women who made you a dick, so it is about vengeance really. |
12-13-2004, 01:54 AM | #100 (permalink) |
Bartender Extraordinaire
Location: The good side of the Red River
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I won't admit to anything I've said, but a month or two ago after a particularly good first romp with a new chick she rolled off the bed and crawled towards the bathroom and said, "I haven't had a piece of ass like that in years."
She totally objectified me. It was awesome.
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12-13-2004, 12:17 PM | #101 (permalink) | |
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Location: Northern California
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12-13-2004, 09:22 PM | #103 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: san marcos CA
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girls are not responsible for the actions of a man, or that the man is an ass/jerk, but if a girl is with one, its completely there fault, i have stopped giving out sympathy to my female friends who are with assholes, its there choice, they knew who they were getting with, and they can always leave.
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12-13-2004, 11:11 PM | #104 (permalink) | |
Tilted
Location: none of your fuckin' business
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12-17-2004, 12:50 PM | #107 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: AR
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i have never [as far as i know...] said anything rude after sex, and my partner [first and only] hasn't ever done anything really rude. but reading all these posts makes me feel glad that i don't casually date. both my partner and i respect one another, and i think it would be hard for me to find someone, male or female, who could give me the level of respect we have for one another.
i think i am in agreement with the idea that men are socialized to be "jerks" when dating, but that doesn't make it right. i feel sorry for anyone who is in a relationship with someone who doesn't respect them -- male or female. sorry for all the pointless blab. |
12-23-2004, 04:49 PM | #112 (permalink) | |
Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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12-26-2004, 08:43 PM | #114 (permalink) | |
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12-27-2004, 09:56 AM | #115 (permalink) | |
Insane
Location: Louisiana
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While I don't remember anything particularly rude I said immediately after sex (unless you count "Uh, I think you've forgotten something.... and if you like seeing me wear your love juice and intend for this to be a repeat performance, I suggest you get cracking." heheh) I could be an absolute bitch when it came to the people I dated, male and female. In general, the women would take it sometimes, and when they did, they only took it for a while. But the men.... gods, I swear, the meaner I was, the harder it was to get rid of them. And I'm really not mean unless you don't follow the rules: I don't do exclusive relationships, I don't usually do "dates", I don't do possessiveness, jealousy or any other form of restrictive demonstration. What I do (did) do is fun, sex, play.... I was honest about the rules from the get-go, everyone knew what they were. If you followed the rules, you'd have an awesome time, a memorable experience, and you'd most likely get laid. Maybe more than once. And I'm good at it.... I don't play games, lie, offer bullshit. But I insisted on the rules, and if you insisted on doing things your way instead of mine, you were going to hear about it. Maybe that makes me a raving c**t, but I'm ok with that. And for the most part, most of the people I encountered (well, most of the women), once they'd pushed the limits and realized I was serious, were ok with that, too.... *shrugs*
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12-27-2004, 10:05 AM | #116 (permalink) |
Cracking the Whip
Location: Sexymama's arms...
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Another vote for, "Why be an ass?"
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