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Old 10-28-2004, 06:29 AM   #41 (permalink)
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How can being a dick get you further? Does that just mean you have to go from woman to woman because none of them would have you a 2nd time thus you get to play the field more...except until each girl tells two friends and so on and you're left with all the women you encounter knowing you're a dick...what was my question again? Oh yeah...explain to me how being a dick gets you further?
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Old 10-28-2004, 07:18 AM   #42 (permalink)
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As for the people saying "why be a dick?", in principle of course you're right, there's no reason. BUT Females have to take some of the blame for guys acting like this. Every guy starts his dating career thinking that being "nice" to the girls you like will get them to like you back, and the opposite is true. In the teenage years, girls generally want nothing to do with the guys who are loyal and shower attention on them.
Ironically, by the time women are looking for a husband and want exactly that kind of guy, men are too jaded and have learned that being a dick will get you further.
This is very true, but after you fuck them you can be nice.

Being something of a dick up to the sex part does help, sad but sorry ladies its what most of you seem to want.

AFTER they decide to do it, there is no need to continue being a prick.
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Old 10-28-2004, 07:24 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Being something of a dick up to the sex part does help, sad but sorry ladies its what most of you seem to want.

I think a LOT of TFP women would argue with you on that one
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Old 10-28-2004, 09:40 AM   #44 (permalink)
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I think a LOT of TFP women would argue with you on that one
And they would be wrong.

I didn't figure this out till I was 19. I'd had a 'so-so' sex life up until then, never seemed to be with a girl for a real long time. I was the dumpee not the dumper. Then I figured it out, that the reason the jerks seemed to do better with women was because they were jerks. I personally think its genetic, once a woman knows she can have YOU she sees if she can get something better, where as if you made her unsure if you were really interested she tries to get you instead of you trying to get her.

Stupid I know but thats how we act. Now you don't have to be a total jerk, but the woman has to feel you can take or leave her, but it won't bother you if you never see her again.

I went from off-on relationships going no where to dating three girls at once. One of them I eventually married.

About the time I figured all this out, I was at a party with a bunch of friends, mostly my friends and their GF's and I mentioned this. The women all said it wasn't true.....

Then after they were done sticking up for their sex two of them later, on their own, said it was true but they just didn't want the other girls/guys to know they agreed with me on it since it would be a 'bad example'.

Now obviously with sex and relationships, this doesn't apply to everyone but I think its safe to say a majority of women act that way. Most of you dont' even know it.
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Old 10-28-2004, 09:51 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Bullshit.

That is all.
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Old 10-28-2004, 09:54 AM   #46 (permalink)
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I dont get how WE THE ACCUSED who chose to argue that fact could be wrong

a guy that TRIED to treat me like that was kicked to the curb rather quickly....I have more self worth and self esteem than to allow that kind of treatment


oh...and I know exactly how I act thank you very much
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Old 10-28-2004, 10:31 AM   #47 (permalink)
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I dont get how WE THE ACCUSED who chose to argue that fact could be wrong
That’s the irony of it. I have a good deal of training in evolution and genetics and I have my own theories as to why women act this way, and so far it seems to hold up pretty well. Now as a caveat to this I have to say I can only state validity with regards to women who are young and on the prowl for mates so to speak. I have only applied this technique successfully on that age group, and I have been now with the same woman for 14 years. Perhaps older women, tempered by wisdom, would not act in such a fashion.

Never the less I've had this verified a number of times to the point that I can not be dissuaded from this view without substantial proof as I have heard to many public denials and private acceptances over the years. Its not as if I take two women agreeing with me as proof, I've always found this concept fascinating and have been close to enough women that I can bring up such subjects without worring about the curse of Medea.
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Old 10-28-2004, 10:34 AM   #48 (permalink)
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ustwo is simply stating the generallity of the situation, which is indeed true. This doesn't mean there are not exceptions. You should be proud if you dont go after those guys, because most of us guys dont LIKE to be dicks. Unfortunately being nice only gets you so far, unless its with the girls that DO like the nice guys and more importantly Continue to like them once they realize they can have them. I personally have not turned into the "jerk" yet, and I have nothing to show for it. (I'm not neccessarily saying I will).
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Old 10-28-2004, 12:18 PM   #49 (permalink)
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When I was in High School my friends and I were getting drunk at a party. One of my friends banged a pretty ugly chick (better ugly than nothing he'd say). They came back out into the living room and we were joking around saying how we were going to give beer to the dog.

The woman: "have you ever seen a drunk dog?"
The guy: "Like yourself?"

She ran into the bedroom and locked the door. It was so rude I laughed for about five minutes.
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Old 10-28-2004, 03:06 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Once at a party, my friend Matt was trying to get with this girl. The problem was she had that "girlfriend who wont leave and is not very attractive." So, being the good friend i am, i went up to this other girl and began to talk to her. A few hours, and alot of Baccardi 151 later, i ended up F-ing her. I saw my friend Matt later that night, thinking that the dog i had just recently screwed was gone and said, "Dude, I am never taking a bullet for you again." Oh she was pissed.
Matt never got with that girl... my sacrafice was for nothing...
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Old 10-28-2004, 03:42 PM   #51 (permalink)
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ughh, ok I don't want to get into a whole argument here, but Averett I think perhaps you missed my point, and pinkie...did you quote the wrong post? Who are you responding to?
I said there IS NO REASON to be a dick, I was just trying explain how some guys are conditioned to act that way, not sayin it's right.
Ask some guys, many many of them have had this experience.
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Old 10-28-2004, 04:00 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2004, 06:18 PM   #53 (permalink)
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No, I almost agree with what Unbzete said. The problem is that most people think being a dick makes you look confident like you have nothing to hide, and some women associate nice guys with being "fake" and boring.

I think he knows he's responsible for his actions Pinkie. He just gets better results being one way more than the other. Same thing applies to me.
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Old 10-31-2004, 05:36 AM   #54 (permalink)
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in college i told a girl we're done now you can leave.(i did it so i could say i did in the locker room after practice)

and w/ another girl i finished got out of the bed and turned on wiseguy - i loved that show
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Old 11-01-2004, 11:22 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Wow, there were a few times that I was rude. One in particular stands out. I was really drunk, so I don;t remember, but she told me I stopped in the middle, told her she was an awful screw and I was done, and to get the f#$% out! Wow, I felt like an asshole. But, it was kinda funny I guess since we had sex again later that week
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Old 11-01-2004, 11:36 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Screw asking her if Sportscenter is on. I either go watch it or I play some Madden, what the hell else would I do after sex? It’s not like I want to have a conversation.

I guess the rudest thing I have said is "you are weak and lazy; why don’t you get on top for a change?” All she wanted to do was get fucked, but she never returned the favor. Lazy ass.
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Old 11-02-2004, 10:42 AM   #57 (permalink)
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I've never been intentionally rude. I may have on accident, if I was I've never been told so.. I have to agree with what I've read earlier, tht if you're going to be intimate withsome one there should be some sort of respect there.
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Old 11-02-2004, 11:08 AM   #58 (permalink)
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I didn't say something, after we were done, I just rolled over and ignored her and finally got some sleep.

haha yeh, I've only done that once.
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Old 11-02-2004, 11:39 AM   #59 (permalink)
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I have never once been rude. The way I figured it was that I was getting the ultimate gift so why the hell would I denigrate it. Anyway, it has been my experience that the more times I have slept with a partner, the more interesting it gets as they begin to feel more comfortable with you and start experimenting.

For example, my wife, when we originally met, was not very experienced. She said that she couldn't orgasm (we figured out a correction to that one a long time ago), wasn't experimental, etc. Hmmm, we've come a long way from then, witnessed by this last Saturday night. She went out Christmas shopping and came home to have one of our dogs shred one of the gifts. She was completely pissed off by it, and I told her she was being silly, and it was only a little gift. I told her she should work out her anger issues in other ways.

I went upstairs a little later to find her standing in the hallway in a leather dominatrix-style teddy and 7 inch stilleto heels, holding a riding crop in one hand and carrying a harness and dildo in the other. I still am having trouble walking today.

How could I ever debase the species that can create that?

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Old 11-02-2004, 08:06 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2004, 09:04 PM   #61 (permalink)
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I don't think I've ever been rude. I had a pretty bad experience of being yelled at after sex and I don't think I could ever do it to anyone else. My girlfriend was giving me a blow job, and she was turned around 180 degrees from the way she normally does it. I took this opportunity to caress her inner thigh and kind of place my hand a few places. When she finished me off, she turned to me and said "Why can't you keep your fucking hands off of me".

...yeah, that hurt.
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Old 11-02-2004, 10:28 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Wow Harshaw, what happened after that? I'm intrigued. Did she not like you touching her, or was it distracting or did she feel like you weren't being romantic? I can't understand why she'd finish first and then get mad.

If it's not too painful, care to tell the story?
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Old 11-03-2004, 10:44 AM   #63 (permalink)
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After sex with a one nighter in another country, the girl said to me, "By the way,what's your name?"

I looked at her and said, "Does it matter?"

Don't know if that was rude or not since I never saw her again.
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Old 11-03-2004, 02:20 PM   #64 (permalink)
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I said " I gotta go to work.I'm going to take a shower, there's 50Cents on the coffee table for busfare...Don't be here when I get out!! "

another one was " Love you?? I don't even know your fuckin' name!!"
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Old 11-03-2004, 02:47 PM   #65 (permalink)
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"I've had better"..
not a recomended saying especially if she has nails......
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Old 11-03-2004, 02:54 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Can't say that I've ever been rude after sex. I'm not really in a rude mode when someone has sex with me I guess.
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Old 11-03-2004, 03:08 PM   #67 (permalink)
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I've never been rude after sex.

After all, why burn those bridges when you may want to cross them again...

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Old 11-03-2004, 03:59 PM   #68 (permalink)
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In Hindsight I have said a couple of rude things.

1)Girl:"do you want to lay down for a bit"
Me:"No, How about I get a shower and take you home"

2)Girl:"Am I the best you ever had?"
Me:"(scoffing a bit) Nope"

I have a few more but dont want to type a bunch of bs
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Old 11-03-2004, 09:23 PM   #69 (permalink)
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I have never been rude directly, but once I did walk out of the room and told a college buddy, "your turn." I was kidding, though.
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Old 11-04-2004, 08:56 PM   #70 (permalink)
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For me, after a girl pissed me off when I was in my teenage years was to pull out, look her dead in the eye, and tell her that she bored me. What made this really audatious was that we were going at it in the middle of a warm summer day, on top of a hill, in the middle of a county park!
wow that's so mean.
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Old 11-04-2004, 09:55 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Wow Harshaw, what happened after that? I'm intrigued. Did she not like you touching her, or was it distracting or did she feel like you weren't being romantic? I can't understand why she'd finish first and then get mad.

If it's not too painful, care to tell the story?
We were camping at the time, so I just got in my sleeping bag and looked at the top of the tent. She glared at me for about a minute then I think she realized what she had just done. She started crying. I told her it was ok and went to sleep. The next day we were sort of sheepish around each other. I got over it.
I think she felt I was doing it to distract her, I wasn't.
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Old 11-04-2004, 10:02 PM   #72 (permalink)
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After a spectacularily short session (not his norm... but it had been quite a while since we'd seen each other), I looked at him and said, "What the hell was that?"

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Old 11-07-2004, 04:43 PM   #73 (permalink)
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hahaha, oh god... good stuff...

yeah, i've had the friends talk after sex..

worst thing i've said was probably, "holy shit, you have no tits"
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Old 11-07-2004, 05:15 PM   #74 (permalink)
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"Um...can you get off me and make some dinner now?" Or something to that effect.

Hey, I was hungry!
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Old 11-07-2004, 05:43 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2004, 06:39 PM   #76 (permalink)
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I am ashamed to admit this, my only excuse is I was very young, but once I told a girl while I was doing her that I was only screwing her because I could. I didn't care for her at all. It was a lie of course. We had been together for awhile and she kept screwing around on me. She broke my heart and I just wanted to hurt her back.
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Old 11-07-2004, 06:56 PM   #77 (permalink)
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The few times I was rude, I didnt wait til the end. I was tired of dating this guy and actually picked up the book on my bed stand and started reading while he was going at it. The sad thing, he was so wrapped up in himself that he didnt notice til the end.

I have asked guys if they were done yet or if they could find their way. I laughed at a guy once cuz he was smaller than my pinky finger. I didnt mean to laugh but I did anyway.

One of my girlfriends was lying in post-coital bliss and the guy said, well, you better leave my wife will be home soon. Yeah, she left REALLY fast.
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Old 11-07-2004, 07:33 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2004, 12:33 AM   #79 (permalink)
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I've read that a few times on the TFP too, not to say 'thank you'. I suppose those rules are a bit different it's it's spontaneous oral or something though.
Anyone have a link to this thread?
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Old 11-08-2004, 06:07 PM   #80 (permalink)
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