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Irishsean · 10-21-2004, 07:19 PM

http://www.prematuree.com/qa/qa.php3?qa_id=152

Just saw this and realized I'm not the only one out there. Anyone else have 3 in the sack?

dlish · 10-21-2004, 07:23 PM

i knew a guy at school who only had 1..damn he used to cop shite at school!

boredom · 10-21-2004, 07:39 PM

heh i remember a story a Navy Pilot when he was getting his physical one of this testicales went "hiding". On his chess they wrote one nut. That nick name has stuck with him 4 ever. But 3 never head of that

gar1976 · 10-21-2004, 07:49 PM

3 nuts - wow.

One of the guys I knew in college had a blockage in one nut, which made it swell to the size of a small potato. Man, it was fucking huge.

FlatLand Flyer · 10-21-2004, 07:57 PM

I went to highschool with a guy with three balls. We called him Tri-nad. He was cool with it though and evidentally the chicks thought it was just fine too.

jamessh1 · 10-21-2004, 08:45 PM

My lord. I've heard of one testicle before but never three. I'm curious, does the thid teste sit in the middle of the sack, or is there a "third compartment" down there of sorts? any one know?

The Magic · 10-21-2004, 09:06 PM

Meh, I'd rather have been born with three than being born so I had to get surgery to get my two in the sack.

http://www.urologyhealth.org/search/...&searchtype=or

CityOfAngels · 10-21-2004, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Irishsean

http://www.prematuree.com/qa/qa.php3?qa_id=152

Just saw this and realized I'm not the only one out there. Anyone else have 3 in the sack?

Maybe it's the remnants of your long-lost conjoined twin, who didn't get to form all the way when inside the womb. Dude! You're wearing your brother's testicle!

werneron · 10-21-2004, 11:26 PM

Ah so many one liners. oh well, I just have the two standard issue. Does it hurt 1/3 more when you get your berries thumped?

Irishsean · 10-22-2004, 05:08 AM

Not in the middle, more like one on the right and a pair on the left, haven't had any girls tell me its any different, so?

humpy012 · 10-22-2004, 11:30 AM

that would be slightly different. Can you fit three in there? LOL

Redlemon · 10-22-2004, 11:52 AM

I remember a Penthouse Letter (and those are all real, right?) with a guy with 4 balls. According to the letter, this gave him a high volume of ejaculate as well as an incredibly short refractory period. I'm sure this is all true for Irishsean as well.

Cadwiz · 10-25-2004, 09:08 AM

I remember the game Trivial Pursuit had a question about extra boys. Think the term is poly-orchid. Do you find you are a little more brave than most people? I kid.

Super_Mole · 10-25-2004, 04:03 PM

Wow, that's pretty interesting. I don't think I'd mind having three (four would be a little much though

). You could probably use that to pick up chicks.

"Hey baby, why don't you come over to my place? I'm 1 1/2 times more of a man than any guy you've ever been with... literally."

Just joking!

Coppertop · 10-25-2004, 04:07 PM

Three here.

Irishsean · 10-25-2004, 05:42 PM

Hmmm, I am way more likely to get hurt doing stupid things than anyone else I know, maybe thats the reason...

JaySpencer · 10-25-2004, 05:56 PM

Wow, that's really neat! (No, I have no desire to see it! LMAO) Does it, like the alleged guy with the four testicles, allow you to cum in buckets too?

Irishsean · 10-25-2004, 06:07 PM

Um... not really sure... Whats "normal?"

gar1976 · 10-26-2004, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super_Mole

Wow, that's pretty interesting. I don't think I'd mind having three (four would be a little much though

). You could probably use that to pick up chicks.

"Hey baby, why don't you come over to my place? I'm 1 1/2 times more of a man than any guy you've ever been with... literally."

Just joking!

Shoot, that might work if your dick was 1 1/2 times as long as the average guy, but maybe he got shorted on that end of the deal.

Coppertop · 10-26-2004, 09:57 AM

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Wow, that's really neat! (No, I have no desire to see it! LMAO) Does it, like the alleged guy with the four testicles, allow you to cum in buckets too?

I do have quite a larger load than my friends, on average. No, we didn't compare firsthand. After dinner we poured some ranch dressing onto our plates in the approximate volume of our loads. My friends were quite surprised and my girl is quite happy.

Though I don't know if this pertains to having a #3, as most are non-functioning from what I've read online.

Irishsean · 10-26-2004, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by gar1976

Shoot, that might work if your dick was 1 1/2 times as long as the average guy, but maybe he got shorted on that end of the deal.

Thats Harsh! No I didn't get shorted on that end!

starbum · 10-26-2004, 06:34 PM

Just make sure it isnt a hernia.

Irishsean · 10-26-2004, 06:45 PM

Unless its a hernia I've had for the last 26 years, I think I'm safe...

1/4 to 1/3 cup is normal for me, and seems comparable to what I've seen on porn.

CrazyFark · 10-26-2004, 08:26 PM

I work with a one-nut. Jumping from stump to stump as a kid cost him one.

I would doubt the "3-nut = more seman" theory. Testicles make sperm. Prostate makes semen. You might have a higher concentration of sperm, but that has nothing to do with how much seminal fluid.

That being said, I'm sure some people generate more or less. If you want to be demasculated, pigs produce it by the cup, not the teaspoon.

adam · 10-27-2004, 02:34 PM

I don't think I want to know how you happen to know that...

themisfit · 10-27-2004, 05:21 PM

My dad has three ...or so says my mother. It was more info than I needed.

CrazyFark · 10-27-2004, 07:27 PM

Do your dad a favor--demand a recount!

10-21-2004, 07:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	Third testicle? http://www.prematuree.com/qa/qa.php3?qa_id=152 Just saw this and realized I'm not the only one out there. Anyone else have 3 in the sack? __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

10-21-2004, 07:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	3 nuts - wow. One of the guys I knew in college had a blockage in one nut, which made it swell to the size of a small potato. Man, it was fucking huge. __________________ Blistex, in regards to crappy games - They made pong look like a story driven RPG with a dynamic campaign.

10-21-2004, 09:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
The Magic Crazy Location: Reality	Meh, I'd rather have been born with three than being born so I had to get surgery to get my two in the sack. http://www.urologyhealth.org/search/...&searchtype=or Last edited by The Magic; 10-21-2004 at 09:31 PM..

10-21-2004, 11:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
werneron Upright	Ah so many one liners. oh well, I just have the two standard issue. Does it hurt 1/3 more when you get your berries thumped? __________________ [FONT=Tahoma]These balloons blow up into funny Shapes? - No, unless round is funny.

10-22-2004, 05:08 AM	#10 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	Not in the middle, more like one on the right and a pair on the left, haven't had any girls tell me its any different, so? __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

10-21-2004, 07:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	i knew a guy at school who only had 1..damn he used to cop shite at school!

10-21-2004, 07:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
boredom Insane Location: California	heh i remember a story a Navy Pilot when he was getting his physical one of this testicales went "hiding". On his chess they wrote one nut. That nick name has stuck with him 4 ever. But 3 never head of that

10-21-2004, 07:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
FlatLand Flyer Insane Location: Eastern, WA	I went to highschool with a guy with three balls. We called him Tri-nad. He was cool with it though and evidentally the chicks thought it was just fine too.

10-21-2004, 08:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
jamessh1 Crazy	My lord. I've heard of one testicle before but never three. I'm curious, does the thid teste sit in the middle of the sack, or is there a "third compartment" down there of sorts? any one know?

10-22-2004, 11:30 AM	#11 (permalink)
humpy012 Upright	that would be slightly different. Can you fit three in there? LOL

10-22-2004, 11:52 AM	#12 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I remember a Penthouse Letter (and those are all real, right?) with a guy with 4 balls. According to the letter, this gave him a high volume of ejaculate as well as an incredibly short refractory period. I'm sure this is all true for Irishsean as well.

10-25-2004, 09:08 AM	#13 (permalink)
Cadwiz Insane Location: work	I remember the game Trivial Pursuit had a question about extra boys. Think the term is poly-orchid. Do you find you are a little more brave than most people? I kid. __________________ Semper Fi

10-25-2004, 04:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
Super_Mole Upright Location: Pittsburgh, PA (Go Steelers!)	Wow, that's pretty interesting. I don't think I'd mind having three (four would be a little much though ). You could probably use that to pick up chicks. "Hey baby, why don't you come over to my place? I'm 1 1/2 times more of a man than any guy you've ever been with... literally." Just joking! __________________ How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb... lets go ride bikes.

10-25-2004, 04:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Three here.

10-25-2004, 05:42 PM	#16 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	Hmmm, I am way more likely to get hurt doing stupid things than anyone else I know, maybe thats the reason... __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

10-27-2004, 05:21 PM	#26 (permalink)
themisfit Tilted Location: none of your fuckin' business	My dad has three ...or so says my mother. It was more info than I needed. __________________ At length my cry was known: Therein lay my release. I met the wolf alone And was devoured in peace. ESVM

10-25-2004, 05:56 PM	#17 (permalink)
JaySpencer Tilted	Wow, that's really neat! (No, I have no desire to see it! LMAO) Does it, like the alleged guy with the four testicles, allow you to cum in buckets too?

10-25-2004, 06:07 PM	#18 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	Um... not really sure... Whats "normal?" __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

10-26-2004, 06:34 PM	#22 (permalink)
starbum Tilted	Just make sure it isnt a hernia.

10-26-2004, 06:45 PM	#23 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	Unless its a hernia I've had for the last 26 years, I think I'm safe... 1/4 to 1/3 cup is normal for me, and seems comparable to what I've seen on porn. __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

10-26-2004, 08:26 PM	#24 (permalink)
CrazyFark Upright	I work with a one-nut. Jumping from stump to stump as a kid cost him one. I would doubt the "3-nut = more seman" theory. Testicles make sperm. Prostate makes semen. You might have a higher concentration of sperm, but that has nothing to do with how much seminal fluid. That being said, I'm sure some people generate more or less. If you want to be demasculated, pigs produce it by the cup, not the teaspoon.

10-27-2004, 02:34 PM	#25 (permalink)
adam Insane	I don't think I want to know how you happen to know that...

10-27-2004, 07:27 PM	#27 (permalink)
CrazyFark Upright	Do your dad a favor--demand a recount!