sbscout

Okay, I'll admit I'm getting older, but I've never heard of the sexual term, "lifting a truck."

My wife works in a urology office and someone called to say that he hurt himself "lifting a truck... you know, in the sexual way." She wrote it down on his appointment file, but has no idea what he meant.

How far out of the loop am I? Does anybody out there know what sexual connotations this phrase has?

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denim

I've heard of "pulling a train", but this one's new to me, too.

pig

When I saw the thread title, I immediately conjured up images of Buddhist monks pulling trucks and busses with their dicks...but I don't really see how that's too sexual...

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Comprehend

I could see it as him trying to lift the weight of the girl with his penis alone

filtherton

Maybe he tried to have intercourse with a truck. I know tailpipes can look pretty inviting on a hot summer day.

Redlemon

Wow, neither the Urban Dictionary nor Google were any help on this one. I'm stumped.

Shades

For that matter, what's pulling a train?

maleficent

my guess would be it's some sort of groin injury from --- ummm -- overexerting himself... he's not 19 anymore... Just not sure why a urologist would be called..

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CityOfAngels

Maybe he was having sex and his partner came down on it too hard. I've heard of people fracturing their penises (I still cringe whenever I say, type, or think about the words "fracture" and "penis" in the same sentence) from that, and although I've never experience serious injury like a fractured penis (thank God), I have had some girls come down on it real hard, making it bend sharply. That'll give you a startle, I'm tellin' ya.

Untitled

Is it possible to fracture a penis? I thought fractures were things that happened only to bones? (hehehe...)

As for this "lifting a truck", I haven't the foggiest, but now I'm really curious....

la petite moi

She should have just asked him. Slang varies from person to person.

Nancy

it's possible allright. The poor guy has to wear plaster that makes it look like he's having a 24-7 chubby for 3 weeks

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StickODynomite

Wow, well wouldn't that just suck? A fractured penis is no joke

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Untitled

huh....

Thanks Nancy!

CityOfAngels

Laughing at a guy with a fractured penis is worse than laughing at a mentally retarded child. Fractured penises are no joke.

But yeah I'd laugh if I saw that.

Shizukana

Think you're referring to "running a train," which is when a bunch of guys get together and do a woman (or guy, I guess, if they swung that way) one right after the other.

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Sargeman

We always called it pulling a train or a gang bang.

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MrFlux

Could it be Cockney Rhyming Slang for "Having a fuck"?

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Grondar

Maybe he was trying to lift his truck for some reason and got a hernia as a result? The "sexual way" could refer to his privates, and that would likely be the area that he could have blown out if he was straining enough.

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tooth

That's pretty much what I was thinking. Maybe he was just too shy to come out and say "I have a hernia in my groin area." And didn't realize that trying to explain it some other way sounded worse than what actually happened.

Munku

In her post, she said that he noted "In the sexual way."