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Old 09-09-2004, 06:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Are you her Best?

A little background first:
I've been with about 8 women in the past year, and numerous before that, all fairly experienced. Each and every one of them has (in their own way) told me that I am absolutely the best they've ever had in bed. Most of them have commented that they simply had no idea that they could feel so good. And because of their body language and other cue's I have to believe that this wasn't just lip service.

Has this happened to anyone else? Am I to believe that of all these girls, none of their 'priors' could bring them to the level I could in just a relatively short time?

I'm not trying to brag or anything, just trying to understand what I've noticed. I know sex works differently for everyone, but this tells me that most men either don't work very hard at pleasing a woman (as if it's hard work anyway), don't know how, or just don't care. Anyone else notice what I'm talking about? Comments from the ladies would definitely be appreciated.
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Old 09-10-2004, 08:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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If you are noticing there "body language and other cue's" you probably have a leg up on most other guys to begin with.
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Old 09-10-2004, 11:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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if you're their best why have you gone through so many in the passed year??? and have they really tried to get you back?
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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told me that I am absolutely the best they've ever had in bed.
Ummm -- :kicks ground: Ummmm...

Honey, does this make me look fat?
Oh, no dear, you look beautiful...


That's all I'm saying

(but you really could be the best they ever had -- gotta check the toes? Did they curl?
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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bah wrong thread.
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Old 09-10-2004, 01:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm my girl's only, so by default I'm both the best and the worst. However, I like to think that the longer a couple is in a sexual relationship, the better it gets. I was always under the impression that a couple that tried would eventually become quite good at pleasing each other, and that that was the way to be the best.

Or you know where the clit is. That probably helps.
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Old 09-10-2004, 04:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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if you're their best why have you gone through so many in the passed year??? and have they really tried to get you back?
I live in Hawaii and tend to pick up tourists at the hotel's pretty easilly. Usually no strings attached. Also another reason why I belive what they say; i think to myself "Why would they lie? In two weeks they're never going to see me again."

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but you really could be the best they ever had -- gotta check the toes? Did they curl?
The girl i'm with now actually had her foot cramp up. Curling toes - check.
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Old 09-10-2004, 06:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
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My ex (only had one) contended that I was the best she'd had at that time... though we went on a break after which she had to admit that I'd been beaten She said it's cause the guy had a Prince Albert -- it's hard to compete with that if she's into that kind of thing.

It slipped my mind to check toes, but she did claim to be anorgasmic before she met me, as well as never having received oral sex before (I love giving oral). I guess finding her g-spot helped too, though I can't claim to be the first there (again -- didn't ask)

Whatever else could have been said about that relationship, it was a great opportunity to put the theory into practice, which I can appreciate as a scientist. Mind you, I'm not gonna ask her now for posterity
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Old 09-10-2004, 07:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Apparently so, yes.
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Old 09-11-2004, 04:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I dont know. Every friday night I have a curry. Every time I'm really hungry, I say -"oh my god. this is the best curry - ever"
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Old 09-11-2004, 05:22 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Ummm -- :kicks ground: Ummmm...

Honey, does this make me look fat?
Oh, no dear, you look beautiful...


That's all I'm saying

(but you really could be the best they ever had -- gotta check the toes? Did they curl?
I made a girl's toes curl once... turns out she still had her pantyhose on. *sigh*
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Old 09-11-2004, 05:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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"Why would they lie?
Why would they lie? Because they're never going to see you again.. so there's nothing to lose. You've never told a girl, who you knew you weren't going to see again that she was great? If you told her she was awful, well, that'd just make you a big ole meanie...

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The girl i'm with now actually had her foot cramp up. Curling toes - check.
Ok, so if you get the toe curl, then -- well - ya did a fine job...
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Old 09-11-2004, 05:44 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 09-11-2004, 07:47 PM   #14 (permalink)
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The scratch marks on my back indicate a yes...
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Old 09-13-2004, 09:31 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Best? I've heard that a lot too. I think more than anything else it just highlights how crappy most men are in bed. It's probably not difficult to be the best most women have had.

I also tend to agree with this... "If you told her she was awful, well, that'd just make you a big ole meanie..." What does it cost a woman to tell you that you're the best? Nothing. It makes you feel good, so why not.

Don't start thinking you're gods gift to women or you're in trouble. Keep thinking you've got room to improve (because you do) and you'll only get better.
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Old 09-14-2004, 07:48 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I have been considered many people's "best" for two reasons.

One - I don't mind giving oral sex, and NOT expecting in return. Strange, but true.

Two - Most women I've been with were unaware of their, or had a man would couldn't consistently find their g-spot. Seriously.


I think the intensity of the pleasure made for them to say I was their best. Even if it wasn't true, it still made me feel nice and proud.
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Old 09-14-2004, 08:13 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Joan thought men were second best to masturbating in the bath.
A guy might not BE the best.
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Old 09-14-2004, 10:08 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I have been told that I was the best lover to many of the gals I dated. I am a leo and, as a leo, I get as much pleasure out of pleasing my partner as I like them to please me. Always seemed to have a sense of what they like when I am in the act. Also, with all the porn I have watched, I like to think I know what I am doing, how long I should do it, and all the different ways to get there.
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Old 09-14-2004, 10:26 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I think water_boy1999 said it best. If you get pleasure out of pleasing others. I think you will tend to fall into this category. I've been told teh same thing many times as well. I believe it's just because i pay attention to th esignals that I am recieving from my partner.

Or it just be the best damn CUrry she's had this week..
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:33 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I have been told that I was the best lover to many of the gals I dated. I am a leo and, as a leo, I get as much pleasure out of pleasing my partner as I like them to please me. Always seemed to have a sense of what they like when I am in the act. Also, with all the porn I have watched, I like to think I know what I am doing, how long I should do it, and all the different ways to get there.
As cynical, judgemental and downright rude as I sometimes am, I'd like to hear what kind of lover a Cancer would be, before I start taking the piss
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Old 09-14-2004, 02:55 PM   #21 (permalink)
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As cynical, judgemental and downright rude as I sometimes am, I'd like to hear what kind of lover a Cancer would be, before I start taking the piss
Cancer Women Will never make the first move, but you can be a marvelous lover for you are capable of intense sensuality. You will reciprocate passion with a fervor that will stir his heart and stimulate him to his best performance. On your own time, you have a fondness for masturbation.
*Best sex mates: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, and/or Pisces.


*Your favorite position: lying prone while your man enters you from behind. You may become a slave to sexual pleasure!


Cancer Men His most surprising technique: intercourse with no hands. He has a need for constant encouragement and if gotten, he will be a delightful swan. Both patient and aggressive, he will often begin somewhere other than the bad; likes being in command, and is a master at manual clitoral manipulation! You'll like the trip as it is as much traveling to a place as it is arriving.

Does this help???
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Old 09-14-2004, 04:01 PM   #22 (permalink)
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The scratch marks on my back indicate a yes...
uh huh. Well I had a brief relationship with a woman who tried to do that to me because she thought it was all women do during sex. Turns out most of her experience was romance novels...
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Old 09-14-2004, 04:23 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Being her best is well...quite frankly a problem that I have successfully LICKED!

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Old 09-14-2004, 05:09 PM   #24 (permalink)
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uh huh. Well I had a brief relationship with a woman who tried to do that to me because she thought it was all women do during sex. Turns out most of her experience was romance novels...
No, I think Homey_V's got it right...
 
Old 09-15-2004, 02:38 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Not to be the rainmaker on your parade of virility... But I thought somebody should mention the fact that your screwing these women while they are on vacation in Hawaii?? They may be into to the experience a little more than if you were meeting them at a HoJo's in Fresno. I'm just saying.
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Old 09-15-2004, 04:04 PM   #26 (permalink)
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As cynical, judgemental and downright rude as I sometimes am, I'd like to hear what kind of lover a Cancer would be, before I start taking the piss
oh me too, me too! except i am an Aquarious.
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Old 09-15-2004, 05:46 PM   #27 (permalink)
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i'm the best my gf has ever had. and the first for one or two things =]
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