denim

Oh, and I don't like how some of them don't return PMs. But I'll live.

Trisk

^^ Hahaha I was like "return PMS? I don't get it....does he want her to be really nice after her period?"

But...PMs...private messages...I got it now

Mantus

Bwaahahahaahahahaha. That was the best punch line, ever! Oh my chest hurts from laughing.

StephenSa

Glad someone got that as a punchline. Though really, you can never get too many....

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redarrow

After reading this thread I am more opt to take a stroll down the local red light district than a relationship.

strife

HER DIARY: Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and aloof. I asked him what was wrong -- he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and vacant. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried, until I also fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY: Today the Lakers lost, but at least I got laid.

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Carno

lmfao!!!

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Strange Famous

Being told someone doesnt want to date you because you are too nice always sucks.

But maybe THEY are just being nice and not telling me the real reason is that Im a fat pig or a 26 year old adolscent...

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Dawson70

If ya don't like me....don't talk to me or try to make me feel wanted. I don't need chariety!. Speak your mind. I am not made of glass or china, I can handle what you have to say. Don't try to change me. What you see is what you get. I am a little rough around the edges, so don't try to polish me up. God made me this way for a reason. If I feel like kickin ass and takin names, stand the fuck back. And please stop trying to get me to like your friends boyfriends.....arrggg. And finally, if you have insecurities, I will help you work them out. Don't panic or lose your sex drive over crazy minor details. Nuff!

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Flyguy

We're not mindreaders!

cj2112

no i do not really want to talk to you're best friend from third grade who is on the phone, no really i'm not trying to be rude, i just don' t particularly have any desire to talk to one of your friends that i have never even met.

todd

Heres my favorite things that I read.

The.Lunatic

Hmm... I don't really mind most of the stuff people put.




Thats a good thing if they were all vain and thinking they were hot shit you'd bitch about that. They're also not as insecure as you might think, because moddesty which is a virtue as well as complement fishing are involved.

+ "sometimes you can break into girls that arn't in your league if they're insecure about themselves"
Same as mind games kinda?
Periods and moodswings are fine usually unelss i'm in a bad mood and my tolerance for something like that is down but for the most part not to bad.
I'd take offence to that to. I should be able to dress in a sexy way, and not be oggled. Staring at someone is rude regardless of how they're dressed if you're dressed that way you might want to give people some slack, but thats judging a book by its cover plain and simple. Now if somebody came up to you when you're not in conversation and told you that you have a very sexy look going on and then bid you goodnight then you would have no room to complain in my book. If your an attention whore though and complain about it when you relish in it fuck that.
Ok that one does suck. I'm willing to compromise though couldn't you cut the time down by about 50% if I did something nice for you?
Mindgames are fun if you ask me. How hard is it really to figure out what a girl is thinking. ( Maybe i'm wrong )
Amen

One thing mentioned that does piss me off is not being able to ask for a blow job without it being offensive

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octopus

Yip. Couldn't have put it better myself.
Very well put Prince.

and...


M: "I do really love you... Now tell me what is wrong or get over it."

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Stompy

Hit the nail right on the head. That stuff disgusts me to no end. Nothing is more unattractive than to hear someone constantly complain "ooh I'm fat/ugly/blah blah" when you so fucking ARE NOT.

Even if you were, who gives a shit? You're taken. Enjoy the fact that someone loves you for who you are. I think they do it for attention or something, but any girl who pulls that shit in front of me gets instant minus points and DOESN'T get complimented. I'd probably respond with, "Yeah, you're right." Don't glare at me either, you're the one who said it. I just agreed.

Jealousy is annoying.

They can make out with another female, but you can't?! Hypocrisy!

The unnecessarily strict sex "rules". Sex is sex. It's fun, but outside of that, it's natural and it really isn't as special as you think. Therefore, be more open minded about it. For example, if you see a guy you'd like to have sex with, have a blast. Just realize that if ya do, I get to have sex with a female of my choosing!

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Acetylene

I don't like it when they post on threads meant for guys...oops

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thed00t

I hate mind games. They are for insecure people. Insecure people are always trying to prove something. Frankly, the rest of us, don't care.

Say what you mean, mean what you say.
Do what you say, and say what you did.

Baggage also bugs me. I am not the last 10 guys you dated. If you've given up on men, please tell me in advance so I don't waste my time.

If one or two or eight guys break your heart, I don't really care. Cold? Not at all. I wasn't there to help, or dispense advice, and I can't invent a time machine so I can go back and tell you that you have made a wrong choice. And if I could, I'd get my ass kicked!

So seriously, if you've had some bad relationships, don't put me in the posistion to redeem my gender.

But baggage goes both ways. My roomate is a male, and he's only had one serious relationship. He has more baggage than any given female I've ever met, and I've met some dooseys. He's pretty fucked up in the head. So I'm only trying to prove my point. Generalizing a gender based on YOUR own personal history is bullshit and you should get over it.

Cut out the middle man, BE YOURSELF.

If I could engrave one thing in the minds of all women everywhere it would be the following:

Everything that has happened to you, has molded you into the person you are today. And whether you like it or not, you can not change it. Your history changes how you think, how you act, and who you choose to be. And who you choose to be, you should be happy with.

BooRadley

I have plenty, but I'd like to concentrate on these two, as mentioned by Prince.

Phone? Well, that isn't what I have a problem with... it is the cellphone. GET OFF THE FUCKING CELLPHONE, WOMEN! Stop making and taking calls while at the dinner table, in class, at work... it drives me mad! I didn't come here to watch you talk on the fucking cellphone! Be polite for at least one minute of your life and drop the fucking phone!

Oh. This pisses me off. Guys, believe it or not, women can be complete and utter slobs... a couple of college dorm rooms I've seen were pigstys of the worst degree. But the same girls who lived in those rooms would call my room a mess. Go figure. They are ultra-critical of every mess except the ones they make... and think it is acceptable to do so.

Carno

Quoted for truth. I've also seen those dorm rooms, and women can be huge slobs.

Also, when I worked as a dishwasher I had the wonderful job of cleaning the bathrooms at the end of the night, and without exception, the women's bathroom was much more dirty than the men's.

One thing I have to ask is, what the fuck do you do with those little one square inch pieces of toilet paper? I used to find those little pieces all over the place in the bathrooms..

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ibis

right-o!

My addition:
I will assume nothing is wrong if you say, "Nothing is wrong"!

ibis

I'm an R.A. and can attest to this. Often, the girls rooms are much worse thna the guys rooms.

elian gonsalez

I hate girls that 'lead guys on' when the guy is attracted to the girl. If you want to go out with the guy, ok fine, act on it. but if you have no intention of going out with him, let him know so he doesnt waste his time trying really hard. I know so many guys who chase after a girl who gives mixed signals just because she likes the attention, not because she wants to spend time with them... it makes me sick

fhqwhgads

I hate when you wake up between two women, and they start to fight about which one is going to get up and make breakfast, and which one is going to stay in bed and give you a hummer.

Ladies... take turns. There's no reason to fight.

Mantus

While too much make-up can make them look trashy just the right amount will make women look better. Take black eyeliner for example - if I see a girl with that on, I am sold!

rudezilla

with most of the bases already covered, i must say that women say alot of dumb things.... my least favorite is "am i fat?" .... ladies: if you think you are fat then you probably are so dont ask us... if we tell the truth you get mad and sometimes go a little nuts ... if we lie it's because we are despirate for head and don't want to blow our chances.

la petite moi

ALL THE DRAMA.

Sorry, I'm not a boy, but I felt I needed to add my two cents.

basmoq

girls who only date older guys

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Trisk

Dude, you obviously don't know many women because nearly every girl I konw is concerned about her weight. The funny thing is, the one girl who's not is the chubbiest of us all, but she's just accepted it and comfterble with her body.
...and most people I know won't say "Am I fat?" to someone they hardly know...so if you're desperate enough to get into a relationship with someone just for the head...well, that's bad.



I have to agree with this sentiment.

Bodyhammer86

No offense trisk, but i think he was being sarcastic when he said that.

Average_Joe

My life as a single guy in a nutshell. I've been married for a while now, and I still have issues with this stuff that happened to me so long ago. Sometimes I want to find every girl who ever did this to me and give them a piece of my mind.

Sorry...just part of my therapy.

TheBrit

The most annoying thing about my girlfriend is how insecure about her looks she is. She's beautiful, but you wouldn't believe me if you spoke to her on the phone.

meembo

The vicious backstabbing. I've never heard guys rip others to shreds like women do. I don't many sexist generalizations, but I stand by this one.

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caucajun1

If they didn't have that thing between their legs I wouldn't even talk to them............ever.
There's a line in a Led Zepplin song; "the soul of a woman was created below", and that pretty much describes them, there all flippin evil, back stabbing, revenge planning, abortion rationalizing selfish-self-centered baby murdere's.

Not all fit this description, but this should roughly discribe a fair portion.

bermuDa

I did not create this thread so you could bash women. Can the attitude or I can the thread.

rudezilla: You won't last long here if you insult another member like that. I don't care if you're joking or not.

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doncalypso

The one thing that bothers me most with women is that they're never in the mood for sex when you are... and even when they're in the mood for sex they require so much foreplay time that you end up losing interest in sex by the time they're warmed up and ready to go.

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Mantus

The whole conflict is there because men are ALWAYS in the mood for sex. So we think they are abnormal while they think that us men are abnormal.

Bodyhammer86

No problem, i just felt that needed pointing out because only someone who didn't read the post right or is extremely thickheaded could think that you were actually being serious there (this is not gender-specific considering both sides say stupid things, before you jump on me here).

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slimshaydee

I'm not always in the mood for sex.

rudezilla

i didn't know that a thread with such a masculine topic would come with all the sensitivity ... i'll remove myself from this thread

Rlyss

I like this one.

My love for my partner doesn't change when I'm having a bad day, or when she does something that irritates me, or even if we get into an argument. It's not that dynamic, I guess you could say. My love for her is a constant thing, despite arguments or temporary feelings during an argument, that love is still there.