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Old 07-16-2004, 10:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Weird Requests

Ok, my search didn't turn up a match, so here goes:

What was the strangest sexually-related request you have ever received from a partner?

Mine: a girlfriend from a long time ago wanted me to pee inside of her before I withdrew from a successful act of anal sex. My spontaneous burst of laughter (as I thought she was kidding) kind of killed the moment when I realized she was serious.
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Old 07-16-2004, 01:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Well, your ex-girlfriend sounds a little weird.

I've never had any strange sexual requests.
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Old 07-16-2004, 01:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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As our sex lives have progressed, I've always been fine with anything requested by Milady. I'm usually more willing to try just about anything than she is ready for...

So tying up to the bed and fun stuff like that is cool

I kinda wish she was a bit more experimental.
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Old 07-16-2004, 02:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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well I guess that was when loverboy talked me into urin sex which turned out to be pretty fun actually
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Old 07-16-2004, 02:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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An ex of mine wanted to come on my face, that's not really strange but its gross, imo.
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Old 07-16-2004, 03:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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well I guess that was when loverboy talked me into urin sex which turned out to be pretty fun actually
Into what?
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Old 07-16-2004, 03:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Into what?
having urin sex. What of it?
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Old 07-16-2004, 03:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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An ex of mine wanted to come on my face, that's not really strange but its gross, imo.
I'm trying to coax my wife into trying that, I think she's almost ready to agree

Nothing really weird for me though, only slightly kinky stuff like "pull my hair", "call me a slut", "tie me up" etc
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Old 07-16-2004, 04:46 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Into what?
I think she means urine:

u·rine
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The waste product secreted by the kidneys that in mammals is a yellow to amber-colored, slightly acid fluid discharged from the body through the urethra.
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Old 07-16-2004, 05:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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having urin sex. What of it?
Cant say Ive heard that one before. Anyone care to *ahem* enlighten me?
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Old 07-16-2004, 06:31 PM   #11 (permalink)
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urine as in piss. nope i'm not into watersports.
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Old 07-17-2004, 01:10 PM   #12 (permalink)
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urine as in piss. nope i'm not into watersports.
Ah, watersports. See, I woulda understood that. Different names for the same thing, I guess.
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Old 07-17-2004, 01:16 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2004, 01:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
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My girlfriend sorta playfully attempted to stick a finger up my ass once. I didn't go for it, but it didn't cause a fight or nothing.

Yes, I know that prostate stimulation is supposed to be amazing.

No, I don't think that enjoying butt play makes you homosexual, it's just not for me.
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Old 07-17-2004, 03:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
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My girlfriend sorta playfully attempted to stick a finger up my ass once. I didn't go for it, but it didn't cause a fight or nothing.

Yes, I know that prostate stimulation is supposed to be amazing.

No, I don't think that enjoying butt play makes you homosexual, it's just not for me.
you should let her do it it is great if she dose it when giving you a blow job
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Old 07-17-2004, 08:06 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I never get strange requests since I'm usually the one giving these requests.
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Old 07-17-2004, 10:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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without writing too much detail...

her: "Jack off, grab my hair roughly then pull me onto you while you come in my mouth and say 'Clean me off, if you spill a drop I'll kill you'"

me: " Um .... ok"

In retrospect, I wish I would have taken more initiative back then. *sigh*

Nowadays I'm down with gettin a bit odd in 2 sec. oh well.
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Old 07-18-2004, 01:10 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Ok, my search didn't turn up a match, so here goes:

What was the strangest sexually-related request you have ever received from a partner?

Mine: a girlfriend from a long time ago wanted me to pee inside of her before I withdrew from a successful act of anal sex. My spontaneous burst of laughter (as I thought she was kidding) kind of killed the moment when I realized she was serious.
Hmm, you know, I can understand the idea that someone might want you to piss, or even piss ON them...but to ask you to piss IN them...that's just weird I think. Oh well.

As for me, I can't really think of anything.
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Old 07-18-2004, 08:32 AM   #19 (permalink)
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without writing too much detail...

her: "Jack off, grab my hair roughly then pull me onto you while you come in my mouth and say 'Clean me off, if you spill a drop I'll kill you'"

me: " Um .... ok"

In retrospect, I wish I would have taken more initiative back then. *sigh*

Nowadays I'm down with gettin a bit odd in 2 sec. oh well.
um. was she.... ok?....
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Old 07-18-2004, 11:45 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I can't really say that I have had any weird requests, as I have gone along with everything.

No watersports here, though.
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Old 07-19-2004, 07:46 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Not really that weird but... I was asked to do another girl while he watched. I did it after much convincing. That's about all I can think of.
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Old 07-19-2004, 09:25 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I had a girl ask if she could call her boyfriend once to let him listen in.

I didn't mind.

EDIT: Forgot to mention... the boyfriend wasn't all that excited to hear his girlfriend being pleasured by another guy. Made it a bit more exciting for me to know that I had an audience...

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Old 07-19-2004, 09:28 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I've had a girl ask me if I wanted to have phone sex with her while she masturbated and then mail me the dirty panties. I said SURE!
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Old 07-19-2004, 09:35 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Oddly enough, I've had no strange requests. I've made plenty but never been asked to do any.
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Old 07-19-2004, 09:42 AM   #25 (permalink)
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i would just die for any type of request, it would show some sort of interest. in reality, the only request i ever got (get) is "softer".
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Old 07-21-2004, 05:05 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Nope. I'm the one with the strange requests.. and with the internet around now ddays those requests seem a bit tame.. Besides she always indulges my whims....
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:00 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Redgirl asked me to let her have sex with a girl while I was not around. I'm like sure, you have hot lesbian sex that I would pay to see, while I go fly a kite. That seems fair. I told her only if I watched and watch I did.
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:35 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Primal, I sense a story somewhere here. Redgirl made it sound like it was your idea (see above) and you make it sound like it was her idea.
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Old 07-21-2004, 09:05 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Primal, I sense a story somewhere here. Redgirl made it sound like it was your idea (see above) and you make it sound like it was her idea.
I caught that as well So which was it guys?
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Old 07-21-2004, 09:07 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Not really that weird but... I was asked to do another girl while he watched. I did it after much convincing. That's about all I can think of.
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Redgirl asked me to let her have sex with a girl while I was not around. I'm like sure, you have hot lesbian sex that I would pay to see, while I go fly a kite. That seems fair. I told her only if I watched and watch I did.
Sounds like different versions of the same story to me. Either of you care to set us straight?
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Old 07-21-2004, 09:20 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I don't think either one can claim innocence.
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Old 07-21-2004, 12:13 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I was on the pill, but my first sexual partner, AFTER months of barrier-free sex, begged me to return to condoms.

They itch! After a while he agreed and we went back to naked.

This same partner also wanted me to swear at him and be as rough as possible. I think he wanted me to hurt him but he was twice my size and I couldn't manage it without upping the ante further than I intended to. (me != s&m)
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Old 07-24-2004, 04:36 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Mine: a girlfriend from a long time ago wanted me to pee inside of her before I withdrew from a successful act of anal sex.
A friend just told me last week that his girlfriend wanted him to pee in her anus during sex. Perhaps it's some kind of trend?
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Old 07-24-2004, 05:22 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Strangest request I ever got was she wanted to blindfold me.
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Old 07-25-2004, 04:22 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I had a girl ask if she could call her boyfriend once to let him listen in.

I didn't mind.

EDIT: Forgot to mention... the boyfriend wasn't all that excited to hear his girlfriend being pleasured by another guy. Made it a bit more exciting for me to know that I had an audience...
Angry girlfriend getting revenge because he cheated?

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A friend just told me last week that his girlfriend wanted him to pee in her anus during sex. Perhaps it's some kind of trend?
Maybe you two know each other.
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Old 07-25-2004, 05:48 PM   #36 (permalink)
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My boyfriend suggested we have sex on the toilet. We did, and it was good.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:39 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Angry girlfriend getting revenge because he cheated?
You mean... you think I was... used? I feel so naughty.
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Old 07-25-2004, 10:18 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Eh, I haven't really had any wierd requests. Does prostrate stimulation count via anal beads?
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Old 07-26-2004, 06:55 AM   #39 (permalink)
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heheh....prostrate
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Old 07-26-2004, 08:06 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Until i'd done it, being asked to "fuck [her] mouth" seemed like a cool idea- until I realized it's fucking incredible, and i can finish inside (where I couldn't with normal sex).
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