07-16-2004, 10:28 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Weird Requests
Ok, my search didn't turn up a match, so here goes:
What was the strangest sexually-related request you have ever received from a partner? Mine: a girlfriend from a long time ago wanted me to pee inside of her before I withdrew from a successful act of anal sex. My spontaneous burst of laughter (as I thought she was kidding) kind of killed the moment when I realized she was serious. |
07-16-2004, 01:19 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Location: On the 'Mostly Harmless' planet Earth
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As our sex lives have progressed, I've always been fine with anything requested by Milady. I'm usually more willing to try just about anything than she is ready for...
So tying up to the bed and fun stuff like that is cool I kinda wish she was a bit more experimental.
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07-16-2004, 02:49 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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well I guess that was when loverboy talked me into urin sex which turned out to be pretty fun actually
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07-16-2004, 03:05 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
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07-16-2004, 03:06 PM | #7 (permalink) | |
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07-16-2004, 03:06 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
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Nothing really weird for me though, only slightly kinky stuff like "pull my hair", "call me a slut", "tie me up" etc |
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07-16-2004, 05:10 PM | #10 (permalink) | |
beauty in the breakdown
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07-17-2004, 01:10 PM | #12 (permalink) | |
beauty in the breakdown
Location: Chapel Hill, NC
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07-17-2004, 01:18 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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Location: Vol Country
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My girlfriend sorta playfully attempted to stick a finger up my ass once. I didn't go for it, but it didn't cause a fight or nothing.
Yes, I know that prostate stimulation is supposed to be amazing. No, I don't think that enjoying butt play makes you homosexual, it's just not for me.
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07-17-2004, 03:27 PM | #15 (permalink) | |
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Location: smalltown kansas
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07-17-2004, 10:02 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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Location: San Diego
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without writing too much detail...
her: "Jack off, grab my hair roughly then pull me onto you while you come in my mouth and say 'Clean me off, if you spill a drop I'll kill you'" me: " Um .... ok" In retrospect, I wish I would have taken more initiative back then. *sigh* Nowadays I'm down with gettin a bit odd in 2 sec. oh well. |
07-18-2004, 01:10 AM | #18 (permalink) | |
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As for me, I can't really think of anything.
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07-18-2004, 08:32 AM | #19 (permalink) | |
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07-19-2004, 07:46 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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Not really that weird but... I was asked to do another girl while he watched. I did it after much convincing. That's about all I can think of.
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07-19-2004, 09:25 AM | #22 (permalink) |
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I had a girl ask if she could call her boyfriend once to let him listen in.
I didn't mind. EDIT: Forgot to mention... the boyfriend wasn't all that excited to hear his girlfriend being pleasured by another guy. Made it a bit more exciting for me to know that I had an audience... Last edited by fhqwhgads; 07-19-2004 at 02:14 PM.. |
07-19-2004, 09:28 AM | #23 (permalink) |
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I've had a girl ask me if I wanted to have phone sex with her while she masturbated and then mail me the dirty panties. I said SURE!
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07-19-2004, 09:35 AM | #24 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Oddly enough, I've had no strange requests. I've made plenty but never been asked to do any.
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07-21-2004, 05:05 AM | #26 (permalink) |
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Location: Northern Michigan
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Nope. I'm the one with the strange requests.. and with the internet around now ddays those requests seem a bit tame.. Besides she always indulges my whims....
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07-21-2004, 08:00 AM | #27 (permalink) |
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Location: Oklahoma City
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Redgirl asked me to let her have sex with a girl while I was not around. I'm like sure, you have hot lesbian sex that I would pay to see, while I go fly a kite. That seems fair. I told her only if I watched and watch I did.
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07-21-2004, 09:05 AM | #29 (permalink) | |
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07-21-2004, 09:07 AM | #30 (permalink) | ||
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07-21-2004, 12:13 PM | #32 (permalink) |
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I was on the pill, but my first sexual partner, AFTER months of barrier-free sex, begged me to return to condoms.
They itch! After a while he agreed and we went back to naked. This same partner also wanted me to swear at him and be as rough as possible. I think he wanted me to hurt him but he was twice my size and I couldn't manage it without upping the ante further than I intended to. (me != s&m)
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07-24-2004, 04:36 PM | #33 (permalink) | |
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07-25-2004, 04:22 PM | #35 (permalink) | ||
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07-25-2004, 10:18 PM | #38 (permalink) |
Natalie Portman is sexy.
Location: The Outer Rim
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Eh, I haven't really had any wierd requests. Does prostrate stimulation count via anal beads?
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