useful phrases for describing hot people...
 

This is a spin off, of another post which got me thinking. What phrases do you use to describe someone hot who just walked by?

I like the subtle but highly effective phrases which make the worlds rattle around in your brain a while and makes you think even more about the person described:

-- She takes care of herself...
-- Imagine being the seams on those jeans...

Good one I just read on TFP elsewhere:

-- I'd verb her noun (by losthellhound in the previously mentioned post)

What do you boys and girls use? I personally enjoy the subtle ones more than the "I'd fuck her" or "I'd hit it" phrases.

1) Id throw her a bone

2) If she plays her cards right she could have me tonight

3) Theres just one thing missing... my cum on her face

4) She makes me feel kinda funny

5) I wonder if she would let me call her "mum" in bed?

"Great scenery around this place..."

If there's grass on the field. Play Ball.

If she's bleedin, I'm breedin.

Get em before the hair does.




Thats when I hang out at the local playground though.

I like that one.. It's delightfully geeky :p

Man that sounds EXACTLY like something a friend of mine would say. To me. While drunk. :rolleyes:

I don't really have any clever sayings. I'll have to think up some :D

I wonder how much that costs. :P

"Woah, that birds pretty damn fine!"

We never get odd looks...

Im famous!

Hellllloo Nurse!

Just don't do what I did in the elevator this morning...

Turned around and there was this absolute Roman God standing there, what do I say to my colleauge? I'm so subtle. Whoa, he's fine. (but, alas, I didn't use my quiet voice and the God heard me...)

36 floors of me trying not to laugh. and trying to control the blushing.

THAT WAS YOU??????You obviously didn't hear my response, "I get off on the 36th floor."

me and my buddies prefer the more graphic ones:

...hot vag coming through
....ohhhhh....I just goo-ed my pants
...(hands up in the air)...I'm done!!!
...Ohhh my gawd....you are friggin hot
...tig ole bitties!

i'd give her a shot at the title.

I'd make her the happiest girl in the trailer park!!

Damn I would tap that ass!

Look at the can on that critter.

She looks just like my second wife!

And referring to the new tatoo above the but crack:

I would like to put my beer on that coaster and spackle that crack with my man goo.

Oink....

6) Theres plenty of humidity in the air. Can you feel it?

simple yet always good

DDDAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!

i just use the time like

"oi look 6 oclock"

and we both new exactly where to look :D
its secret and cool.

my friend used to just always say that he had to go to the bathroom, in this meager embarassed voice, which always got a good laugh.
i just say that they're hot usually, pretty dull. if i think of anything else, i'll let you know.
we always about a hot girl with an ugly face "i'd brown bag her", meaning that we'd put a brown bag over her face and then fuck her... we're classy and tasteful people, right?

i wonder is she likes to swallow my kids.. eheh

My sister-in-law always says "there goes my future ex-husband!"

I say "look at those tight buns in 501's" I know, it's soooo old.

hmm...well i have some dirty friends. Ones that they have used:
I'd let him cum in my mouth
I'd suck his nuts

Sugar&Spice..I gotta meet yer friends O.O

When we walk into a place with some stellar ladies, its..

"Damn, there are some fine specimens in this place..."

My best friend and I define a hot guy in which the degree of desire we have to lick him. If he's really hot we stick our tongues out and move our head in a licking motion. :P

i just usually say 'damn shes pretty hot' :(

"I'd fuck her."

"You dont look at the mantle when your stoking the fire"

I always called those chicks "Butter chicks" because you always say "Good body 'butter' face". Then when your in a large crowd all you have to say is "I cant believe its not butter". It takes off an old fabio ad but draws attention to a girls butter like qualities without all the girls around you catching on to how much of a pig you are. Its fun.

"She makes my tummy tingle"

"She looks healthy."

Severe geekism: "o-m-f-g teh sexxor"
Yes, thats right, my friends and I say leetspeak outside of the internet. It6s funny because nobody gets it, but its so simple.

h-3-11-0 m-4-7-7 (hello matt)
h-3-11-0 r-0-8 (hello rob)

"what did you guys just say?"

teehee.

...GEEK!!!!

In a good way, of course....

Look at that talent/tail/trim.

This one sounds like something i'd do. Although sometimes it's "...aaaaaaand I'm spent!" (ala austin powers- we toss around a lot of quotes from those movies.

Damn, there's nothing tighter than that above 3rd grade!

Look at the tits on that mama.

When I worked at Disney World, where we had to communicate over radio, we had special codes for fine ladies.
914 = Hot girl
88 = large breasts.

Example:
"We have a 9-1-4 situation over here, code 88!"
or
"[Insert ride name here] is now loaded at ...88%"

I've done that one. Or, "good view from here".

I may have to steal that one.

Other than "scenery" euphemism, the most common one I use is just the word "nice".

Oh, and if you really want to be crude yet subtle, in Canada you can make a comment about what you'd do to her nickle.

I'd be her gynecologist.

I'd hit a gym for her. (we're all out of shape)

"I gotta go see about a girl." when there's a real, true stunner. extra points for anyone who recognizes the quote.

Good Will Hunting

Now wheres my extra points? :D

I'd pork her over the breadmaker until she had canker sores

Damn.. I'm Canadian and I dont get it :(

Get a nickle out of your pocket.

Look at it. Say what you see outloud.
Turn it over. Say what you see outloud.

Hint: it isn't a royalty joke.

Damnit I wish I had a Canadian nickle!! I want to be in on the crude jokes :p

(figures it out) funny stuff ;)

We where once having a discussion of the difference between American and Canadian currency and some European nations.

See, the Germans have Guass on one of their bills: and that's cool. As for Americans, they have various presidents on their coins and on their bills.

Canada, meanwhile, has various PM's on their bills, and the Queen on every coin.

We know some Americans use the name of the president on their bill as slang for that denomination. It isn't very popular in Canada. This lead to discussions about coin nicknames.

I put forward that we could use what is on the faces of Canadian coins to name them. I mean, it is pretty catchy.

You could call the dime the Queen's nose (it has a picture of the Bluenose, a famous Canadian ship). It works not quite as well for the other coins: they have various animals on the back side: call the loonie the Queen's loon, the penny the Queen's leaf, the quarter the Queen's moose, the dubloon the Queen's bear, and the nickle the Queen's beaver.

;)

My favorites...

"Does mother want another?"

"That's a sturdy unit!"

"What does it taste like!?!"

We (yes I do have friends in the real world :D ) came up with a rating scale that's fairly useful and to the point.

1) YES PLEASE! - highest possible rating
2) YES - you're garden variety hottie
3) WHAT THE HELL - Your a wingman and you take one for the team
4) YES, WOULD NEVER TELL YOU - You know EXACTLY what I mean
5) NO - But is there ever really a "NO" out there or are these really a #4 ;)
6) NO HELL NO - Absolutely not going to happen.

"I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers."

*hands her a Queen's Beaver*

A friend once described a girl in a dress who was walking away from us:

"Like two puppies wrestling under a blanket."

hahaha...

"naughty bunny!" use an english accent and don't laugh

Hahahaha... classic.

Mine are pretty generic. Generally of the "damn" or "I'd hit it" variety.

*Steals some of the ones in here...*

wouldnt kick her out of bed for farting, thats for sure!

or at work, the good ol'e 'service 22 - aisle 4'

Geekie.

She has the IP to my heart. She pings great to it. :D

"Nice pants"

I'd fuck um three ways from Friday
Stick a fork in me, I'm done

A fav of a mates that is catching on:
"The only reason you'd kick her out of bed is to fuck her on the floor".

Damn! She's hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a pepper patch...