Reg

I'd pork her over the breadmaker until she had canker sores

losthellhound

Damn.. I'm Canadian and I dont get it

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-- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

Yakk

Get a nickle out of your pocket.

Look at it. Say what you see outloud.
Turn it over. Say what you see outloud.

Hint: it isn't a royalty joke.

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Averett

Damnit I wish I had a Canadian nickle!! I want to be in on the crude jokes

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losthellhound

(figures it out) funny stuff

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"Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?"
-- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

Yakk

We where once having a discussion of the difference between American and Canadian currency and some European nations.

See, the Germans have Guass on one of their bills: and that's cool. As for Americans, they have various presidents on their coins and on their bills.

Canada, meanwhile, has various PM's on their bills, and the Queen on every coin.

We know some Americans use the name of the president on their bill as slang for that denomination. It isn't very popular in Canada. This lead to discussions about coin nicknames.

I put forward that we could use what is on the faces of Canadian coins to name them. I mean, it is pretty catchy.

You could call the dime the Queen's nose (it has a picture of the Bluenose, a famous Canadian ship). It works not quite as well for the other coins: they have various animals on the back side: call the loonie the Queen's loon, the penny the Queen's leaf, the quarter the Queen's moose, the dubloon the Queen's bear, and the nickle the Queen's beaver.

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EleqTrizi'T

My favorites...

"Does mother want another?"

"That's a sturdy unit!"

"What does it taste like!?!"

Blackthorn

We (yes I do have friends in the real world ) came up with a rating scale that's fairly useful and to the point.

1) YES PLEASE! - highest possible rating
2) YES - you're garden variety hottie
3) WHAT THE HELL - Your a wingman and you take one for the team
4) YES, WOULD NEVER TELL YOU - You know EXACTLY what I mean
5) NO - But is there ever really a "NO" out there or are these really a #4
6) NO HELL NO - Absolutely not going to happen.

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agball

"I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers."

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"A friend with weed is a friend indeed"

twotimesadingo

*hands her a Queen's Beaver*

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I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason.
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son.
They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself."
- A Perfect Circle

yournamehere

A friend once described a girl in a dress who was walking away from us:

"Like two puppies wrestling under a blanket."

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"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

Sparhawk

hahaha...

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riptide4070

"naughty bunny!" use an english accent and don't laugh

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sailor

Hahahaha... classic.

Mine are pretty generic. Generally of the "damn" or "I'd hit it" variety.

*Steals some of the ones in here...*

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--Plato

frozenstellar

wouldnt kick her out of bed for farting, thats for sure!

or at work, the good ol'e 'service 22 - aisle 4'

LondonsBurning

Geekie.

She has the IP to my heart. She pings great to it.

Spanxxx

"Nice pants"

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Bleed Me Dry

I'd fuck um three ways from Friday
Stick a fork in me, I'm done

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jw_toyboy

A fav of a mates that is catching on:
"The only reason you'd kick her out of bed is to fuck her on the floor".

unoaman

Damn! She's hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a pepper patch...