rashorangutan

My sister-in law was telling me that her new boyfriend gave her oral sex and that he used a tablespoon while he did it. She was not sure what he did with it but she said it felt better than anything shes ever had before. All she knew is that it didn't go inside her. Has anyone ever heard of this before and knows what he did with the spoon? I would love to try it out on my wife. Thanks in advance.

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Cynthetiq

why don' tyou talk to the new boyfriend?

if he didn't penetrate then that just leaves.... rubbing the spoon clean.

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Mephex

Oooh, wow, so many different ideas come to mind.

I suppose he could've used the back of the spoon against her clitoris. But no penetration eh ? Wow, that's interesting. I'll have to keep this one in mind, if you find out for sure, please post back.

Great post!

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maleficent

Maybe he was eating ice cream at the same time?

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Eugeni

Maybe the metal was cold...

I want to know!

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Cursive

maybe he used it to scoop up the juices

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wilbjammin

Hmm... I thought that spooning was something else......

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FaderMonkey

That was my guess too. I want to know though! Go ask the boyfriend!!

NeoSparky

sounds fun... you have to report back to us on this one..

Esco

Maybe he didn't use it on her, but used it on himself? Or he didn't use it at all ... and her imagination and anticipation allowed her to experience the orgasm.


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SixEdxMia

Good fucking thought blingbling.. We'll have to wait and see eh?

I think I know what happened..No insertion eh? Was there ever... really.. a spoon at all?!?

*takes note NEVER to eat at their house*

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That_Other_Guy

There is no Spoon.

NoSoup

There is no Need for a spoon with NoSoup

rashorangutan

I will ask the boyfriend when i meet him. She hasn't introduced him to the family yet.

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kulrblind

Sounds like a lively dinner conversation on "meet the new boyfriend" night!
Get video.

raeanna74

Now the picture you evoked just about make me spit my soda on the keyboard.

For sure I'd like to know when you find out. All I can imagine without penetration is using it to rub the clit and perhaps the smoothness and cool metal made the sensation different. He's got a novel trick for sure.

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doncalypso

Like some others have suggested in this thread, I think he probably chilled the spoon and used it on her clitoris in order to give a more intense stimulation.

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When will you people learn not to drink while browsing! Honestly!

FFT

This I'm going to have to try.

WarWagon

Just think of the sexual doors and windows that this opens for our very own Snoogans and his amazing nasal insertion abilities...

Redgirl

You're right! I just want to see him with the spoon inserted in his nose AND using it on the clit at the same time!! Let's hear it for multitasking!!

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saut

My girlfriend and I are also very curious as to the exact method employed. We've also discussed the possibility of implementing other kitchen wares into our sexual encounters -- I think she has her eye on the spatula.

Eugeni

Be careful, huh?

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gorilla

rather the spatula then the wisk

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SpikeQX99

What about a spork? Sounds dangerous though???

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Roark

Other than rubbing the clitoris w/ the back of the spoon, the only thing I could think of would be holding it against it and buzzing your lips against the spoon. Kinda of a like a small vibrator in a way.

Definatly keep us posted...

saut

After seeing a certain post in the Titty Board, a rolling pin has been added to our list of kitchen-sex adventure.

impulse03

i was thinking the pseudo-vibrater idea stated above...we definitely need details here though, im very interested.

MSD

If she's pierced, the spoon touching her clit ring in a flood of her juices could create just enough current to feel good, but not hurt. I'll call this move, "Battery Crotch"

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ruggerp11

Here is a spoon, NOW EAT MY ASS!

maybe there is some way he used the spoon to pull back her hood and really get at the clit.

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forecheck

May have been using the spoon as a way to protect himself from getting STDs.

http://alcoholism.about.com/cs/hepc/f/hep_faq7.htm

For oral sex, use a dental dam - a device used by dentists, made out of a rubbery material, that you place over the opening to the vagina before having oral sex. If you don't have a dental dam, you can cut an unlubricated male condom open and place it over the opening to the vagina.

dirtyrascal7

so i was doing the dishes last night and i went to put away the spoons when i thought of this thread... and i'm too damn curious to let this just slide away into the abyss. has anyone figured out what the technique is yet?

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Unga

hahaha this reminds me of the dairy queen billboard
"SPOON ME!"

Funny picture you young and nasty man

Ripsaw

Is that a spoon in your pocket....

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visotech

Maybe he was just being sarcastic? "Wow that was great, I never had anyone make me feel that great while eating me out...whats your secret?" ..."Oh, simple, i used a spoon "

Really cheesy humor i suppose, but that could have been the case!

EVIDENT

I want to know too, sounds very interesting!

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dirtyrascal7

in addition to being curious, i'm also impatient... so last night i experimented with some spoons and my girlfriend. haha

the main advantage i found with the spoons is that they can be heated or cooled and then used... which can be fucking mind-blowing if used properly.

my girlfriend loves it when i rub ice on her, but an ice cube is way too cold to rub directly on that sensitive area... however a spoon dipped in cold water for a few seconds is much more tolerable and quite pleasurable. a spoon dipped in warm water is equally, if not more pleasurable. and when you use both alternately... well, just try it and report back.

it's pretty easy to use the spoon after heating or cooling... just place the back of it over her slit and rub up and down, side to side, in circles... fast short movements or slow long ones... just don't twist the spoon in your hand b/c you dont want the edges to catch on anything.

one final piece of advice... i don't recommend relying solely on this to get your girlfriend/mom/wife off. it may work, but i think it'd be more effective as a supplement to some more personal attention.

have fun!

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shroom

You must have a very accepting gf, I dont think mine would ever go for something lik that.

"Honey, theres this thing about using a spoon on a girl, and nobody knows what it is, mind if I experiment?"

ibis

Right? I wish mine would be open to playing like that.