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rashorangutan 05-17-2004 02:02 PM

Can somebody answer a question for me?
 
My sister-in law was telling me that her new boyfriend gave her oral sex and that he used a tablespoon while he did it. She was not sure what he did with it but she said it felt better than anything shes ever had before. All she knew is that it didn't go inside her. Has anyone ever heard of this before and knows what he did with the spoon? I would love to try it out on my wife. Thanks in advance.

Cynthetiq 05-17-2004 02:15 PM

why don' tyou talk to the new boyfriend?

if he didn't penetrate then that just leaves.... rubbing the spoon clean.

Mephex 05-17-2004 02:20 PM

Oooh, wow, so many different ideas come to mind.

I suppose he could've used the back of the spoon against her clitoris. But no penetration eh ? Wow, that's interesting. I'll have to keep this one in mind, if you find out for sure, please post back.

Great post!

maleficent 05-17-2004 02:23 PM

Maybe he was eating ice cream at the same time?

Eugeni 05-17-2004 03:21 PM

Maybe the metal was cold...

I want to know!

Cursive 05-17-2004 04:16 PM

maybe he used it to scoop up the juices

wilbjammin 05-17-2004 04:33 PM

Hmm... I thought that spooning was something else......

FaderMonkey 05-17-2004 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mephex
I suppose he could've used the back of the spoon against her clitoris.
That was my guess too. I want to know though! Go ask the boyfriend!!

NeoSparky 05-17-2004 05:47 PM

sounds fun... you have to report back to us on this one..

Esco 05-17-2004 06:43 PM

Maybe he didn't use it on her, but used it on himself? Or he didn't use it at all ... and her imagination and anticipation allowed her to experience the orgasm.


"Here ... wash this!"

SixEdxMia 05-17-2004 06:53 PM

Good fucking thought blingbling.. We'll have to wait and see eh?

I think I know what happened..No insertion eh? Was there ever... really.. a spoon at all?!?

*takes note NEVER to eat at their house*

That_Other_Guy 05-17-2004 07:07 PM

There is no Spoon.

NoSoup 05-17-2004 08:12 PM

There is no Need for a spoon with NoSoup :D

rashorangutan 05-18-2004 01:11 AM

I will ask the boyfriend when i meet him. She hasn't introduced him to the family yet.

kulrblind 05-18-2004 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rashorangutan
I will ask the boyfriend when i meet him. She hasn't introduced him to the family yet.
Sounds like a lively dinner conversation on "meet the new boyfriend" night!
Get video.

raeanna74 05-18-2004 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kulrblind
Sounds like a lively dinner conversation on "meet the new boyfriend" night!
Get video.

Now the picture you evoked just about make me spit my soda on the keyboard.

For sure I'd like to know when you find out. All I can imagine without penetration is using it to rub the clit and perhaps the smoothness and cool metal made the sensation different. He's got a novel trick for sure.

doncalypso 05-18-2004 12:42 PM

Like some others have suggested in this thread, I think he probably chilled the spoon and used it on her clitoris in order to give a more intense stimulation.

FFT 05-18-2004 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raeanna74
Now the picture you evoked just about make me spit my soda on the keyboard.
When will you people learn not to drink while browsing! Honestly!

FFT 05-18-2004 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlingBling
Or he didn't use it at all ... and her imagination and anticipation allowed her to experience the orgasm.


"Here ... wash this!"

This I'm going to have to try.

WarWagon 05-18-2004 12:53 PM

Just think of the sexual doors and windows that this opens for our very own Snoogans and his amazing nasal insertion abilities...

Redgirl 05-18-2004 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarWagon
Just think of the sexual doors and windows that this opens for our very own Snoogans and his amazing nasal insertion abilities...
:lol:
You're right! I just want to see him with the spoon inserted in his nose AND using it on the clit at the same time!! Let's hear it for multitasking!!

saut 05-19-2004 05:20 AM

My girlfriend and I are also very curious as to the exact method employed. We've also discussed the possibility of implementing other kitchen wares into our sexual encounters -- I think she has her eye on the spatula.

Eugeni 05-19-2004 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by saut
My girlfriend and I are also very curious as to the exact method employed. We've also discussed the possibility of implementing other kitchen wares into our sexual encounters -- I think she has her eye on the spatula.

:) Be careful, huh?

gorilla 05-19-2004 03:55 PM

rather the spatula then the wisk

SpikeQX99 05-19-2004 04:13 PM

What about a spork? Sounds dangerous though???

Roark 05-19-2004 04:13 PM

Other than rubbing the clitoris w/ the back of the spoon, the only thing I could think of would be holding it against it and buzzing your lips against the spoon. Kinda of a like a small vibrator in a way.

Definatly keep us posted...

saut 05-19-2004 05:23 PM

After seeing a certain post in the Titty Board, a rolling pin has been added to our list of kitchen-sex adventure.

impulse03 05-19-2004 06:02 PM

i was thinking the pseudo-vibrater idea stated above...we definitely need details here though, im very interested.

MSD 05-19-2004 07:02 PM

If she's pierced, the spoon touching her clit ring in a flood of her juices could create just enough current to feel good, but not hurt. I'll call this move, "Battery Crotch"

Church 05-19-2004 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raeanna74
Now the picture you evoked just about make me spit my soda on the keyboard.
http://www.stormcenter.net/~dc/john.jpg
:lol:

ruggerp11 05-19-2004 11:41 PM

Here is a spoon, NOW EAT MY ASS!

maybe there is some way he used the spoon to pull back her hood and really get at the clit.

forecheck 05-31-2004 10:46 PM

May have been using the spoon as a way to protect himself from getting STDs.

http://alcoholism.about.com/cs/hepc/f/hep_faq7.htm

For oral sex, use a dental dam - a device used by dentists, made out of a rubbery material, that you place over the opening to the vagina before having oral sex. If you don't have a dental dam, you can cut an unlubricated male condom open and place it over the opening to the vagina.

dirtyrascal7 06-03-2004 06:06 AM

so i was doing the dishes last night and i went to put away the spoons when i thought of this thread... and i'm too damn curious to let this just slide away into the abyss. has anyone figured out what the technique is yet? :)

Unga 06-04-2004 12:25 AM

hahaha this reminds me of the dairy queen billboard
"SPOON ME!"

Funny picture you young and nasty man :)

Ripsaw 06-04-2004 08:22 AM

Is that a spoon in your pocket....

visotech 06-05-2004 01:02 AM

Maybe he was just being sarcastic? "Wow that was great, I never had anyone make me feel that great while eating me out...whats your secret?" ..."Oh, simple, i used a spoon ;)"

Really cheesy humor i suppose, but that could have been the case!

EVIDENT 06-05-2004 08:33 AM

I want to know too, sounds very interesting!

dirtyrascal7 06-05-2004 09:15 AM

in addition to being curious, i'm also impatient... so last night i experimented with some spoons and my girlfriend. haha

the main advantage i found with the spoons is that they can be heated or cooled and then used... which can be fucking mind-blowing if used properly.

my girlfriend loves it when i rub ice on her, but an ice cube is way too cold to rub directly on that sensitive area... however a spoon dipped in cold water for a few seconds is much more tolerable and quite pleasurable. a spoon dipped in warm water is equally, if not more pleasurable. and when you use both alternately... well, just try it and report back. :)

it's pretty easy to use the spoon after heating or cooling... just place the back of it over her slit and rub up and down, side to side, in circles... fast short movements or slow long ones... just don't twist the spoon in your hand b/c you dont want the edges to catch on anything.

one final piece of advice... i don't recommend relying solely on this to get your girlfriend/mom/wife off. it may work, but i think it'd be more effective as a supplement to some more personal attention.

have fun! :D

shroom 06-05-2004 09:17 AM

You must have a very accepting gf, I dont think mine would ever go for something lik that.

"Honey, theres this thing about using a spoon on a girl, and nobody knows what it is, mind if I experiment?"

ibis 06-05-2004 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shroom
You must have a very accepting gf, I dont think mine would ever go for something lik that.

"Honey, theres this thing about using a spoon on a girl, and nobody knows what it is, mind if I experiment?"

Right? I wish mine would be open to playing like that.


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