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Old 04-22-2004, 07:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Things you've said after sex...

To go along with this gem...Things you love hearing after sex

What are some of the things you've said after sex?

"I don't think I could move if I tried"
"I never thought people actually did smoke after sex!"
"I never want to leave this place"
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Old 04-22-2004, 08:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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...that one got away from me
....oopps....a little early
...sorry
.....that's all i got

..haha....(I've honestly said all these)...hey it happens everyonce in awhile! haha
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:18 AM   #4 (permalink)
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"I swear I can do it better the next time."

"Yeah, I seriously finished."

"I couldn't help it, you are just so hot that I couldn't hold out any longer."

"Go make me a sammich."

"Where's the remote?"

"Sorry"
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:27 AM   #5 (permalink)
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would you kindly get out of me now?
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:41 AM   #6 (permalink)
is KING!
 
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.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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"I want to kill myself"

But I only said that one time.
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:55 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Yeah...that was nice. Now why don't you lock the door on your way out.
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Old 04-22-2004, 10:14 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: the western part of new york
hello *knocks head* you awake?!
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Old 04-22-2004, 10:21 AM   #10 (permalink)
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After first-thing-in-the-morning sex:

"Please don't tell me you're having a beer and a smoke for breakfast."
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:48 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Bobaphat
Yeah...that was nice. Now why don't you lock the door on your way out.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Old 04-22-2004, 12:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm hungry.
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Old 04-22-2004, 01:28 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:12 PM   #14 (permalink)
Filling the Void.
 
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'OMG, it's like dripping out of me- Hurry up! I wanna get in the shower!!!'

As he takes his precious time....
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:36 PM   #15 (permalink)
young and in bloom
 
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Location: under the bodhi tree.... *bling*
lets see.

out out out out please?!?
mmmm i smell like sex and candy
lakwjheorahwierne (jibberish)
MORNING! thought you'd liek to be woken up like that
FooD! mmmm shells and cheese

im a goon when i get off
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:54 PM   #16 (permalink)
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"Feels like a truck has been driven through me..."

"Oh My God"

"I love you"

" *silence* "

"whooooooooooo"

"How did we end up in that position???"

"Gah, i'm late for work!" Or, "now you've missed one of your classes ya nut"
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Old 04-22-2004, 03:23 PM   #17 (permalink)
who ever said streaking was a bad thing?
 
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"I love surprises"
"*points* the door is that way"
"your too crazy for me"



*sigh* it was all over those sayings

Edit" thats what people have said to me I can't remember what I've said

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Old 04-22-2004, 03:26 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Talking to myself:

Squeeze! Squeeze! Just a few more steps to the bathroom!
-or-
Too late

Talking in general:

Ouch.
Geeze.
Again?
More please?
That was so deep, you gave me a headache.
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Old 04-22-2004, 03:33 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:06 PM   #20 (permalink)
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guess i should get my clothes and go...i have work in 4 hours (said at 2 am)

i can't believe i just wasted a perfectly good orgasm on you....

:ass out:: ::wake up 4 hours later:: I had this really horrible dream where we slept together after i got drunk last night...oh...we did? umm... I'll be getting my pants and going now...
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Originally posted by teknotoeknee
hello *knocks head* you awake?!
EVERY TIME! LMAO

And

What?!
Oh, What are we doing honey?
(speaking to a pint sized person who happened to discovered the forgotten unlocked bedroom door)
Mommy and Daddy were just um, just, having some Mommy, Daddy time.
Do you want something to eat?
Lets go get something to eat.
(As I hastily wrap a robe around and hubby dives under the sheets.)

And then this is me most of the time

Quote:
Originally posted by la petite moi 'OMG, it's like dripping out of me- Hurry up! I wanna get in the shower!!!'
Though he usually hurries as well cause he hates the wet spot ending up on his side.
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Old 04-22-2004, 06:28 PM   #22 (permalink)
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"I need grapes. Now."

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Old 04-22-2004, 06:57 PM   #23 (permalink)
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"I'm hungry"
"I want to go running"
"Wake up!"

And I've always wanted to kick a guy out of bed like Miranda on Sex and the City when she first sleeps with Steve. "Bye. Great sex!"
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:47 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago...

Never have been uttered from my mouth! I do like all the apoligies you guys have been saying after sex!!
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Old 04-23-2004, 12:29 AM   #25 (permalink)
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"huminahuminahumina"
" I can't move a muscle"
*wide eyes* "That didn't just.... break..... did it?"
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Old 04-23-2004, 05:49 AM   #26 (permalink)
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"Why don't we do that more often, again?"
"Wow, I think I shot a gallon in ya tonite! Let me get you a towel."
"How long do you need before round two?"
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Old 04-23-2004, 06:14 AM   #27 (permalink)
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That's better than coffee (said)
Yeah it WAS that good (heard)
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Old 04-23-2004, 06:53 AM   #28 (permalink)
Filling the Void.
 
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:Silence:

-or-

Did you cum?

-or-

That felt good.
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Old 04-23-2004, 07:01 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Re: Things you've said after sex...

Quote:
Originally posted by Averett
"I never thought people actually did smoke after sex!"
Y'know, you wouldn't smoke like that if you used more lube.
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Old 04-23-2004, 08:20 AM   #30 (permalink)
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"*groan* I think you split me in half!" (attempts to close legs)
"Wow, that was REALLY a good one"
"NOOOOO, you did NOT just cum!!" (bites him multiple times in frustration)
"I'm hungry- let's eat"
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Old 04-27-2004, 10:51 AM   #31 (permalink)
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said after sex would have to be based on how good it was...

Great sex:
Oh, Dont you dare take that out of me...
That was incredible... Now lets get on with the main event...
You are not getting out of here without me getting more of you...
I feel like there is so much of you in me its changed my DNA..

Okay sex...
That was good... I think we can get to great...
No, its okay... really... (not)

Bad sex...
Thats it..?
Did it die..?
No No.. We can try again later maybe... (not)
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Old 04-27-2004, 12:09 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Right, did we just have sex, because i can't really remember, so we better do it again just to make sure (it was a corny line, but it worked)

*inane babble*

get the fuck out of here you dirty bastards! (my mates don't understand the concept of privacy)

How do i delete this tape?
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Old 04-27-2004, 01:24 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Location: prairies of canada
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

another round??? are you ready yet??? how much longer???

where's my battery powered penis?

*wow* (inbetween gasps)

food, NOW!!!
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Old 04-27-2004, 06:13 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Can we go a second time? (yes, changed condoms and went at it)
My bad lol
Jesus Christ I am fucking wet (drip drip drip)
Look at the couch
I had came five times, I didn't know that was possible
Uh, I can go again (no, its ok)
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Old 04-27-2004, 06:56 PM   #35 (permalink)
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will you untie me now?
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:27 PM   #36 (permalink)
peekaboo
 
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Location: on the back, bitch
Him(after two sweaty hours): I never realized your boobs were so big.....
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Old 04-28-2004, 10:56 AM   #37 (permalink)
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"What do you mean $250... the lady on the phone said that head was included."

"You think my mom heard us?"

"And now to find my boxers."

"I've never fucked a girl in the ass without lube before. You must do it a lot."
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Old 04-28-2004, 11:38 AM   #38 (permalink)
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"You want me to just leave the money on the dresser?"
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Old 04-28-2004, 12:18 PM   #39 (permalink)
young and in bloom
 
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Location: under the bodhi tree.... *bling*
recent
Me- "Holy fuck!"
Him - "yes that was"
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Old 04-28-2004, 04:03 PM   #40 (permalink)
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.... "I've had better"

not really, but its my favorite line from liar liar.

I usually say, "give me a few minutes, and i'll be ready for more"
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