Ever almost get caught "pleasuring yourself"
 

There I was the other night, enjoying a peruse on our much sexier sites and getting really hot - so I pulled out my pink toy and started slowly pushing it where only a toy should be...and damn it - I didn't hear the front door opening unexpectedly!! Yikes! I almost got caught and the timing was painfully bad (just starting to get off and extremely wet), my SO would have killed me if I hadn't jumped fast & did the diversionary tactics needed to change the "scene" - so to speak.

Anyone else this unfortunate?

How and when do you put pleasure first? I still feel a little angry, hot & edgey since then...

Why would you need to change the scene? It is pretty hot when I catch my wife masturbating (not that I go looking for it). She used to hide it from me till she realized it was a big turn-on for me.

My sister came over to my house unanounced with the kids in the car. I was completely naked on my couch with a porno on the tv.

I ducked under all the windows and scrambled to my bedroom. She 'just kinda knocked once' and opened the door. I came out in some obvious makeshift outfit with a out of breath look on my face... She new what I was doing and basically laughed at me.

I wasn't pissed just embarrassed. I'm glad she didn't bring the kids in.

Man, I think I would be turned on if my GF caught me.

Maybe our relationship is just little bit more liberal

Re: Ever almost get caught "pleasuring yourself"
 

Was he with friends or something. If my girl was doing that, I woulda pulled up a chair and joined!:D

Why the hell would he be mad? Feeling left out? I'd be THRILLED to come home and see an SO masturbating.

Can't say that I've ever been caught... in order to be caught doing that I'd have to be doing it to begin with, right? :p There've been a few times I've nearly been caught having sex or about to have sex though... those times can be just as embarrassing...

I've also been fortunate enough to never 'catch' anyone... not sure what substance this whole post had... I haven't slept or eaten in a while...







*walks away mumbling...farking astrocloud

"If you've never been caught, you don't do it enough."

Isn't that what they say? I don't know. Anyway, years of experience prevent getting caught. I had a roommate in college that would come in a little too quickly sometimes. I always locked the door to our room after a bit and after many years, he got used to the fact that the door to our room would always be locked and I got to know the specific sound of his keys jiggling as he pulled them from his pocket steps from the door.

Not speaking of pleasuring ones self though... many years ago in what feels like a lifetime ago, I was caught/nearly caught/caught and they just pretended it didn't happen many times by my parents or her parents. The her being my now wife. I remember my father had a bad habit of bursting in on us hurriedly, but trying to be nonchalant, and we got so good at hiding things (at least I hope we were ) that we knew when he was coming. Though he did open the door once while we were watching a movie and her head was "in my lap". We readjusted very quickly and he just sort of babbled something and said, "well, good night " and turned around and left. =D

said this before but yeah almost got caught by mom once. opened the door on me which i thought was locked and in a brilliant brainfart i uttered "i'm changing in here you mind?" while pulling my pants up.

Almost been caught a few times by family members when I was a teen. I was so suprised each time I got very sneaky and carefull.
As for my wife, I just don't care and neither does she. She's walked in several times. Once when I was finishing. Just kept going and completed the task at hand. She doesn't care and I don't care. Hell, we've seen every part of each others body. What's the big deal? Plus, during foreplay we have watched each other masturbate.

I was almost caught by my Mom one time. I had the house to myself. I'd lit some inscense and was paging through a magazine (no Internet then) and generally enjoying myself.

I can't remember if I'd even finished or not but I got a bit sleepy and sort of drifted off to sleep. Thankfully I pulled the covers up because I awoke to the sound of my Mom coming up the stairs exclaiming, "What is that smell?" (the inscense)...

I'm sure she thought she would find me smoking dope.

Groggily I managed to mumble that I was napping. Yeah, in the the middle of the day, naked with porn magazines... thank god for covers.

when in my teen yrs i would have been embarrassed if caught by anyone, now (im 31) i could care less, except for the kids. if my SO had a problem w/ it, then i would hope we could talk about it so it wouldn't be a problem, otherwise i'd be doing it behind her back.

got caught by my mom once, she made fun of me a little the next day, but then i said "hey, at least i cleaned up my mess!!" many laughs and the uncomfortness (is that a word?)was gone.

Almost caught by mom once, couldn't hide and cover everything quick enough. She didn't make a scene about it, just said "what if your father would have seen you", and let it be. Once while perusing the internet, had the urge, and one of my kids made just enough noise when they were walking through the kitchen, so I was able to "hide" in time. That's about as close as I've come.

In my early years I had this scheme where I would put on the picture and picture on my TV and turn on some cartoon. Then I would set the audio to the cartoon and and the larger picture to more preferred programming. My mom came down the stairs one night and being the dumb child I was, I ran to the stairs to stop her instead of turning it off. Thinking I was going to get caught I got really nervous and used that as and excuse of "I'm not feeling well" and turned the TV off and went to bed without being caught. Other then that I'm mostly very sneaky :D

I'm also wondering why you had to hide it from your SO? I hardly ever masturbate but that's because my SO keeps me well satisfied. :)

I've **almost!** gotten caught so many times it's ridiculous.
My room's in the basement, and hardly anyone goes down there
or bothers me in my room. But the bad part is I don't have a lock
on my door, so basically I have to hope that anyone who wants
to see me knocks first and waits for me to respond to the door.

I'd almost consider buying a lock. Or at least a door stopper. That should give you enough time to cover up.

man....i've been caught doing everything. Police, my parents, my roomates, my uncle, my grandma, my gf all caught me.

fuck..man...so embarrasing

I got caught a few times when I lived at home by my mom. Ugg She offered to tell me about ways to pleasure myself even. I wasn't exactly in trouble. It's always just embarrassing when your a teen and juts getting to know you own body again.

Here at home. Hubby pretty much loves it if he catches me pleasuring myself when he gets home. Not that it happens very often with kids around most of the time. When it does happen though he's ready to join it ASAP as long as he's feeling good. I know he doesn't mind. I've caught him too sometimes. Even once when he thought I was asleep. I don't mind at all. Even if I'm right there. The time he was in bed with me I had been feeling sick so he wasn't wanting to disturb my much needed rest and ya' know had that late night woody. He knows I don't mind at all. We know that our "needs" don't always coincide and we're glad to give each other the freedom to guilt free fun.

When my boyfriend is at work, I play until I get some, one time he came home early and I had to put my clothes back on, put my toy away lol.
He wouldn’t get mad or any thing but He bothers me when I am at it. He will talk, he will complain that “it's taking to long “or that “I am taking up all the room on the bed”, so I like to do it when he’s at work and then hope to get some from him when he comes home too lol.
Like 2 years ago (same boyfriend) I was on the phone with my boyfriend, I was getting really wet and horny so I decided I didn’t want my panties to get wet because I was going to be leaving to go over to my boyfriends house so I put a sock down my pants and under my vagina so the sock was hanging out of my pants (A clean sock) and kept talking to him while he was on his way to pick me up. My mom was doing laundry, I forgot about the sock hanging from my pants and I went to say hi to her and I saw her look down at me in a weird look (then I remembered the sock)
I bet she thought that I was doing some thing I was not doing lol.

Would your SO really get that upset? I can't speak for all men, but I think the sight of a woman pleasuring herself is quite a turn on.

wouldnt you already be turned on and aroused if the situation arised :P.

yep been caught. dont want to talk about it tho. its a memory i like to forget :)

I keep trying to time it right so that my man DOES catch me! I want him to walk in on me getting busy, I want him to watch until he can't watch any more and then join me. That is what I want. I wouldn't be embarrassed, I'd be thrilled! :D

Havent been caught before, but really, if I was caught by my Girlfriend, I sure hope she'd step up to the plate and help me out.

POLICE?? im not even going to ask.. lol

but yea.. nearly caught.. never been tho..

me and my gf use it as foreplay.. it stimulates both of us to watch the other..

Dont hide it hun! thats something that if a SO cant handle, then its a BIG sign that communication is lacking. its not illegal and it shouldnt offend them (tell them its that or you put out three times more often cuz thats the common case that one partner cant keep up and ITS OKAY)

yea, and thats kinda hot. no shame in it =)

Yeah, this is probably going to be the best way to get him into the act without much "discussion" involved...perhaps tonight's the night.

Love the positive feedback! Guess I needed a push - so to speak :)

Hmm, I think people where just assuming you and your SO where having sex. If you aren't ready to have sex with your SO, you aren't ready... Don't take the assumptions of anonymous internet strangers who barely know you as advice.

But, if you are ready, good luck, and may both your sex and your relationship be fun and enjoyable. =)

Don't think I've ever been caught, or at least they were polite enough to not make it obvious that they saw me.

I walked in on my brother once, he scrambled underneath his bed. I couldn't figure out what he was doing until a few minutes later. Ah hah!

I wanna know about the police =P

the police are there to protect and to "serve". they are there to help you with your problems :p

once, when I was reading an article about Garbage singer Shirley Manson... and my dad came through the door without knocking, everything was under the covers, I dont know if he knew what was going on or not, it kind of upset me at the time.

I don't really worry about it, i find it fun, especially if you're right beside them or around them. It'd be great to get caught and have to explain it...you do this to me.... so you gonna fix it?

its more of a question of.. "who HASN'T caught me" in my case :rolleyes:

Not today but the day is young!